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This is how fights start

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Heh. I'm past 30 and still unmarried. Should I be celebrating too...
You know what they say, don't you? About how us MechWarriors are the modern knights, how warfare has become civilized now that we have to abide by conventions and rules of war. Don't believe it.

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Subject: FW: High school reunion




























Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion. After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.

The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it up large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.

Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating".

Then the fight started.

Sounds like a scene from "Married with Children" [&o]
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Heh. I'm past 30 and still unmarried. Should I be celebrating too...

Absolutely. It's the best mix of maturity, experience, but still enough youth to capitalize on it all. If you apply yourself properly, the quality and quantity of women you can experience in your 30's is ridiculous. And you can still snag a nice early-mid 20's wife and settle down before 40. (I'm 32, BTW).
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Subject: FW: High school reunion




























Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion. After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.

The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it up large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.

Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating".

Then the fight started.

Sounds like a scene from "Married with Children" [&o]

Loved that show.
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Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating".

Then the fight started.

:)
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Noble713: You are so right!!! Add to that your 40's as well! I got married (first time) a couple years ago (when I was 50) snagging a hot 25 year old Swedish girl;-)
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If you apply yourself properly, the quality and quantity of women you can experience in your 30's is ridiculous.
I've got a problem with that: I have insufficient idea how to "apply myself properly". I can start conversation and sometimes I can come up with good (I think) one-liners. But I can't follow it up, I can't keep up conversation, and often I keep getting turned down outright by groups of girls who want to keep on among themselves. And I'm not exactly handsome nor fit either. It's been mostly hookers for me [:(]
You know what they say, don't you? About how us MechWarriors are the modern knights, how warfare has become civilized now that we have to abide by conventions and rules of war. Don't believe it.

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How to kill a joke thread 101.............
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Why'd you delete all that Aure? It was pretty good.
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Why'd you delete all that Aure? It was pretty good.

Read some of the posts above.
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