I'm a slicitr and I represent 24 letters f the alphabet*. I am putting yu all n ntice that I am presenting a case fr discriminatin n the grunds that this thread is biased tward the letter Z. This disgusting behaviur cmpletely ignres the rights f all ther letters* and needs t stp.
Nte I am nt representing the letter O as this letter has frmed its wn splinter grup and will be taking separate actin.
I knw this laywer wh des wrk fr the underwrld he will make a class actin lawsuit against the letter (O). Denied the letter (O) will cause a great hardship n the whle wrld. Peple culd die.
Als frm the firm:
Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe, Esq
Guys can we please find someway to break the impasse here? This alphabet problem is now getting really serious. I was in Tesco earlier and they have confirmed that due to the various on-going legal claims, counter-claims, injunctions and whatnot, there are now no tins of Alphabeti Spaghetti available for sale.
We need Alphabetti Spaghetti because Alphabetti Spaghetti always provides the answer
We need some Greek alphabet soup - Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, etc.
Beta Omega Omega Beta Sigma
“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.”
― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations