Stopping where they do is a bit rubbish - what about:
5,000 - the Matrix Legion of Merit with nobs on
7,500 - the Matrix Legion of Merit with Oak Leaves
10,000 - the Matrix Legion of Merit with Oak Leaves and Swords
15,000 - the Matrix Legion of Merit with Oak Leaves, Swords and Diamonds
20,000 - the Matrix Legion of Merit with Golden Oak Leaves, Swords and Diamonds
25,000 - An evening with three Jacksonville Jaguars cheerleaders (past and present) of your choice
And then other special awards.
- Trying to have a sensible conversation with a conspiracy theorist - The Order of Lenin
- Explaining that the Zero was not the best fighter of the war - The Purple Heart
- Explaining the fundamentals of Sealion to an Axis fanbois - The Victoria Cross
- Explaining that it doesn't matter a flying $%^& whether Bismarck was scuttled or sunk or that Midway was not an Axis Victory - The Congressional Medal of Honour + Plus the Victoria Cross + Bar.
You posted this before, if I remember.
How about a Chevalier Legion D'honneur for explaining why Game X is not borked by Rule Y?
Indeed I did post something similar previously many years ago - I think it was when parusski was on his crusade to get to 200,000 posts in 3 months or something iirc .
At least Erik acknowledged it this time so maybe there will be some additions - which would be nice
Of course as part of the addition of new titles, there should also be a rule that every time a forumite posts a vacuous, meaningless or banal post his/her post count reduces by 1. This will of course mean that Chickenboy would have but 5 posts to his name.
You're giving CB the benefit of the doubt there.
In the future, AI will assess the value of posts and automatically adjust post counts.