Members of the Politburo, do you think I should ride a white charger down the Unter Den Linden for our victory parade in Berlin or a T-34?
Yes, what is it Comrade weatherman? This had better be important!
Ummm, begging Comrade Stalin's pardon sir, but, um, there has been no rain in Russia for the past 16 days.
What was that? My ears have gone soft in defense of the workers' revolution.
Um, well, you see Comrade Stalin, it seems that there is a bit of a drought here in Mother Russia.
What? A Drought? Good Dialectic man, have you never played Russian Campaign? Fire in the East, War in the East? Hitler Moves East? Any of those? It's October 1941, of course it's raining. You know, Raspusitsa and all that?
Members of the Politiburo what do you say to this crazy news? DEATH TO THE KULAK WEATHER FORECASTERS!