Here are some genuine, authentic, real, unsimulated Vikings.
It could be worse.
There were three high rise steel workers. They stopped for lunch way above the street. The first one said "Ham and cheese. I have had ham and cheese for lunch for three years. If I have another ham and cheese sandwich today, I will just scream." He opens his lunch pail, looks at his sandwich, and just lets out a loud scream.
The second one said "I know how you feel. For me, it has been a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for five years. If I have another peanut butter and jelly sandwich today, I will just scream." He opens his lunch pail, looks at his sandwich, and just lets out a loud scream.
The third one said "I know exactly how you to feel. For me, it has been a baloney sandwich for lunch for ten years. I don't like baloney. I hate baloney. I never, ever liked baloney. If I have another baloney sandwich, I will jump!" He opens his lunch pail, looks at his sandwich, then immediately jumps.
The first one looks down at him falling, shocked as hell. The second one leans over to the first one and says "The sad part is, he makes his own lunch!"
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
― Julia Child