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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/19/2017 6:23:47 PM   
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...... they will get it in whenever they can slip through a crack.
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Fnarr, Fnarr, he said crack.... albeit 3-years ago.


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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/19/2017 7:19:44 PM   
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Gents. don't buy your high-quality fake passports from here... I am still waiting for my Manchukuo passport and I paid Rolins 3 years ago

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/19/2017 7:39:48 PM   
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Let's suppose, I'm just sayin', let's suppose there is this gorn that wants to move about freely, but every time he leaves his house people stare at him and sometimes ask "what the hell are you?" What sort of product do you have to sell me that would ameliorate this situation? I know, I know, a million times I've bought skin creams hoping they'd make me look a little more human, but still, I got those stares. While we're at it do you have something that makes green look khaki?

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/19/2017 8:14:23 PM   
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While we're at it do you have something that makes green look khaki?


Low grade bleach

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/19/2017 8:18:03 PM   
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Let's suppose, I'm just sayin', let's suppose there is this gorn that wants to move about freely, but every time he leaves his house people stare at him and sometimes ask "what the hell are you?" What sort of product do you have to sell me that would ameliorate this situation? I know, I know, a million times I've bought skin creams hoping they'd make me look a little more human, but still, I got those stares. While we're at it do you have something that makes green look khaki?

When every day is Halloween.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/19/2017 8:39:59 PM   
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...... they will get it in whenever they can slip through a crack.
warspite1

Fnarr, Fnarr, he said crack.... albeit 3-years ago.




A crack, is it the asphalt?




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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/20/2017 12:39:05 AM   
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WOW! I always wanted a Bolivian passport! Can I get 3 for the price of 2?

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/20/2017 1:43:50 AM   
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WOW! I always wanted a Bolivian passport! Can I get 3 for the price of 2?

Why limit yourself to a passport? Get a whole new life!
For a reasonable fee, of course.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/20/2017 6:30:41 AM   
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Not so sure this is a good deal. I called and talked to a nice man is Cameroon. He took down my credit card, bank account information, full name, mother's maiden name, address, phone, social security number, and email address. Been waiting for my original fake Cameroon passport so I can take a river cruise, but it has not arrived. How long do you think it should take?


I met this chap at the airport yesterday claiming he was the real Dan Bawen, or at least that's was the name on the passport he showed me.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/20/2017 11:11:55 AM   
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They posted a new ad in another spot in the site. I deleted this message and hopefully Matrix tech support will delete the entire account soon. They are pretty good about it.

Bill


Best thread ever!
you ain't gonna erase this I hope, right?

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/20/2017 1:02:17 PM   
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They posted a new ad in another spot in the site. I deleted this message and hopefully Matrix tech support will delete the entire account soon. They are pretty good about it.

Bill


Best thread ever!
you ain't gonna erase this I hope, right?



Not until he gets his new ids.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/20/2017 3:06:17 PM   
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Pfft...where were you lot when this opportunity arose years ago? Nowhere to be found, that's where. Noobs won't get the original fake / counterfeit passports, but will have to suffer cheap imitations.

As a member of the Swedish royalty, I should know of which I speak.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/20/2017 3:10:32 PM   
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insensitive remark removed


What the Hell is this? Since when do you remove insensitive remarks autonomously?

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/20/2017 3:11:02 PM   
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Okay, now that this has attracted another piece of spamscum, maybe playtime is over?


Nope. Apparently not.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/20/2017 3:13:44 PM   
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Let's suppose, I'm just sayin', let's suppose there is this gorn that wants to move about freely, but every time he leaves his house people stare at him and sometimes ask "what the hell are you?" What sort of product do you have to sell me that would ameliorate this situation? I know, I know, a million times I've bought skin creams hoping they'd make me look a little more human, but still, I got those stares. While we're at it do you have something that makes green look khaki?


They make paper sacks for your type. New Orleans Saints fans perfected their use in home games through many, many years of disguising their identity. That, and some elbow / flipper-length gloves oughta do the trick.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/20/2017 4:15:17 PM   
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Wow you leave for a day or two of holidays and miss all the fun



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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/21/2017 3:15:24 AM   
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Would they make a good gift?

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/21/2017 3:22:12 AM   
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Would they make a good gift?

Sure! Get your boss a North Korean one!

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/21/2017 5:32:40 AM   
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They posted a new ad in another spot in the site. I deleted this message and hopefully Matrix tech support will delete the entire account soon. They are pretty good about it.

Bill


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Best thread ever!
you ain't gonna erase this I hope, right?



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Not until he gets his new ids.


Nah, I have a better source for that sort of thing...

Bill

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/21/2017 7:10:01 PM   
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Would they make a good gift?

Sure! Get your boss a North Korean one!


Easy to fill out. To get on the short list for all the good stuff, make sure that your name is Kim Jong [something]. So, "Kim Jong Earl" or "Kim Jong Robert" would go over particularly well, methinks.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/22/2017 12:52:20 PM   
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Would they make a good gift?

Sure! Get your boss a North Korean one!


Easy to fill out. To get on the short list for all the good stuff, make sure that your name is Kim Jong [something]. So, "Kim Jong Earl" or "Kim Jong Robert" would go over particularly well, methinks.

I'm partial to Kim Jong Billy Bob myself.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/22/2017 1:57:20 PM   
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I figure since Kim Jong Un is already taken, Kim Jong Deux should be next. Mon Dieu - I no time we could be up to Kim Jong Quatre-Vingt Trois!

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/14/2017 8:08:49 PM   
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Lots of spam with this thread. Although should the spammer really be rewarded with being allowed to remain?

Please delete all spam posts.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/14/2017 9:33:29 PM   
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Lots of spam with this thread. Although should the spammer really be rewarded with being allowed to remain?

Please delete all spam posts.


Kim Jong Ormster?

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/14/2017 11:51:30 PM   
Reg


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ORIGINAL: Orm

Lots of spam with this thread. Although should the spammer really be rewarded with being allowed to remain?

Please delete all spam posts.



What, this whole thread and everyone in it???


The 2017 spammer was dealt with (see post #89).

The rest is just fun.


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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/15/2017 2:09:24 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

Lots of spam with this thread. Although should the spammer really be rewarded with being allowed to remain?

Please delete all spam posts.



What, this whole thread and everyone in it???


The 2017 spammer was dealt with (see post #89).

The rest is just fun.



Kim Jong Reg is correct.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/15/2017 11:45:28 AM   
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How about Kim John Boy?

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/15/2017 5:54:50 PM   
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How about Kim John Boy?

Good idea, but he/she would have to say goodnight to everyone on the board, individually, every time they signed off ...

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/15/2017 10:11:53 PM   
Reg


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Can you get fake Chinese restaurant flyers?????

And is Chicken Kim Jong on the menu??





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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/16/2017 12:58:36 AM   
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How about Kim John Boy?

Good idea, but he/she would have to say goodnight to everyone on the board, individually, every time they signed off ...


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