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Shared Computer? Bored? - 11/16/2013 6:22:32 AM   

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The other half the other night took the spark plugs out of my bike and I must admit she did get me on that one, took me about 10 minutes to work out what had happened, she had planned it very carefully and had done a ninja when I went off to the shops for supplies.

Well she may be good with engines and building bikes but she is not so good with computers, so I had a look for something to cause her a problem

Like her I carefully planned the attack, I told her I just got a GFX card fitted to her machine as the old one was on it's last legs, have to keep an eye on it though as the it was from the east and was a cheap deal ...

I found a desktop toy called fly_on_desktop, and it does what it should

She booted her machine, I was in the kitchen making coffee and all I heard was a scream, she really hates insects, I came in to see her standing there with a rolled up paper standing in front of the monitor I told her it must have come from the GFX card and got in that way, with a devious click I then turned it into 5 more flies and she hurtled off to the garage, revenge is sweet

Must admit it is really realistic, to get rid of it, create more of them, set options just click right on it.


Fly On Desktop

Not from my PC (I would never use chrome, just so you can see it static)


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RE: Shared Computer? Bored? - 11/16/2013 10:51:35 AM   

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That is freakin' hilarious... though I fear you and your domestic partner might be involved in a vicious cycle of vengeance that has no end.

Grow eyes in the back of your head. There's no telling what she'll do next.


"Fly, god dammit it fly! God damn cheap Japanese flying packs!"

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RE: Shared Computer? Bored? - 11/17/2013 9:03:38 AM   


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"...I came in to see her standing there with a rolled up paper standing in front of the monitor..."

Wonder what will be next?

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