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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/8/2019 1:08:16 AM   
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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/8/2019 6:05:45 PM   
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Wrong thread per chance?


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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/8/2019 6:09:31 PM   
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Time to put things in order. May I just say this:












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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/8/2019 6:44:14 PM   
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Wrong thread per chance?


Nope, not at all. It is in reference to Gabrielle Union.

Or do you think that I was referring to a mix of sucrose and molasses?

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/8/2019 6:49:43 PM   
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Brown Sugar

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Wrong thread per chance?


Nope, not at all. It is in reference to Gabrielle Union.

Or do you think that I was referring to a mix of sucrose and molasses?
warspite1

No, I simply clicked on the link and the Rolling Stones track by that name played. I therefore assumed you meant to post this in the music thread. No biggie.


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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/8/2019 7:09:02 PM   
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The Rolling Stones were not singing about sucrose and molasses . . .

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/8/2019 7:22:36 PM   
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I know, they were singing about Gabrielle Union

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/8/2019 11:57:38 PM   
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An actual Australian beauty... Poppy Petal Emma Elizabeth Deveraux Donaghue AKA Poppy Montgomery.




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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/9/2019 12:08:18 AM   
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She has man hands )

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/9/2019 1:15:57 AM   
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She has man hands )



Hmmm, i don't see that. I see a beautiful (mature aged) women. She's all women no fake parts

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/9/2019 2:07:14 AM   
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She has man hands )



Hmmm, i don't see that. I see a beautiful (mature aged) women. She's all women no fake parts

She was in a TV series, Without A Lace, or something like that.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/9/2019 3:42:03 AM   
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Have a hand model then.




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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/9/2019 6:12:33 AM   
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3 birthdays










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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/9/2019 4:21:23 PM   
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3 birthdays

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Why do these ladies get 3 birthdays? Even Her Majesty The Queen only gets 2. I think we should be told......


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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/9/2019 5:57:33 PM   
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Hey, I only had one birthday although I know of a girl who actually had two birthdays . . .

That is, she was born twice . . .

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/9/2019 7:06:39 PM   
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3 birthdays

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Why do these ladies get 3 birthdays? Even Her Majesty The Queen only gets 2. I think we should be told......


Please excuse the incorrect grammar used by the writer. He has been sacked.

The announcement should read '3 lovely non-Australian ladies celebrating birthdays today'.

*although they may have been to Australia, can speak Australian, and certainly know someone from Australia

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/9/2019 8:59:32 PM   
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Even Her Majesty The Queen only gets 2.


Is that because she's twice as old as the commoners?

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/10/2019 1:37:58 AM   
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Even Her Majesty The Queen only gets 2.


Is that because she's twice as old as the commoners?

It's because she is the Queen.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/10/2019 1:46:55 AM   
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Even Her Majesty The Queen only gets 2.


Is that because she's twice as old as the commoners?

It's because she is the Queen.


Pfft...I didn't vote for her.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/10/2019 2:13:25 AM   
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Even Her Majesty The Queen only gets 2.


Is that because she's twice as old as the commoners?

It's because she is the Queen.


Pfft...I didn't vote for her.

You don't vote for queens. Ask Arthur...




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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/10/2019 2:55:29 AM   
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Even Her Majesty The Queen only gets 2.


Is that because she's twice as old as the commoners?

It's because she is the Queen.


Pfft...I didn't vote for her.
warspite1

No need to vote old boy, Her Majesty is here by Divine Right and so has God's mandate - not yours


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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/10/2019 4:27:18 AM   
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Even Her Majesty The Queen only gets 2.


Is that because she's twice as old as the commoners?

It's because she is the Queen.


Pfft...I didn't vote for her.
warspite1

No need to vote old boy, Her Majesty is here by Divine Right and so has God's mandate - not yours


But how many spouses has she executed? Zero!

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/10/2019 7:32:48 AM   
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Even Her Majesty The Queen only gets 2.


Is that because she's twice as old as the commoners?

It's because she is the Queen.


Pfft...I didn't vote for her.
warspite1

No need to vote old boy, Her Majesty is here by Divine Right and so has God's mandate - not yours


But how many spouses has she executed? Zero!

warspite1

Well the times they are a changin' and all that. In this new, supposedly more enlightened age, there is a growing school of thought that chopping the head off one's spouse - in order to enjoy some hot rumpy pumpy with a new pair of pants - is not considered the done thing. Weird eh? Still if its good enough for Queen Elizabeth II then its good enough for me.

Can't help but think though that times might be more 'interesting' with Liz I in charge....







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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/10/2019 11:36:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1
Even Her Majesty The Queen only gets 2.


Is that because she's twice as old as the commoners?

It's because she is the Queen.


Pfft...I didn't vote for her.
warspite1

No need to vote old boy, Her Majesty is here by Divine Right and so has God's mandate - not yours


But how many spouses has she executed? Zero!

warspite1

Well the times they are a changin' and all that. In this new, supposedly more enlightened age, there is a growing school of thought that chopping the head off one's spouse - in order to enjoy some hot rumpy pumpy with a new pair of pants - is not considered the done thing. Weird eh? Still if its good enough for Queen Elizabeth II then its good enough for me.

Can't help but think though that times might be more 'interesting' with Liz I in charge....







What good is it being monarch if you can't say, "Off with his (her) head" ?
Having 2 birthdays is a poor consolation.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/10/2019 4:11:20 PM   
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Following today's cultural mood the modern day Queen would chop off his P....

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/10/2019 4:39:08 PM   
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His head . . .

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/10/2019 5:24:58 PM   
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His head . . .

Well, we all know which organ gets used more.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/10/2019 5:40:57 PM   
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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/11/2019 12:37:07 AM   
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Even Her Majesty The Queen only gets 2.


Is that because she's twice as old as the commoners?

It's because she is the Queen.


Pfft...I didn't vote for her.

You don't vote for queens. Ask Arthur...





Exactly! Supreme executive mandate derives from the people, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

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RE: Australian Beauties - 8/11/2019 1:16:28 AM   
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Exactly! Supreme executive mandate derives from the people, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!


Are you talking ill of synchronized swimming?

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