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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/16/2019 6:17:28 PM   
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POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT UNLESS YOU ARE UP TO SERIES 7


I feel its time for an Australian Beauties competition. We haven't had one for years. As the final season of Game of Thrones has just hit our screens I think we should have:

An all time official all time officially official Game of Thrones Beauties competition (or ATOATOOGOTBC for short).

Format will take the usual form. The first round is a head to head knockout round. Usual rules also apply, one man (woman) / one vote, made up voters allowed provided they are accompanied by a witty (or attempted witty) comment when casting their vote. In the event of a tie, I (as the duly elected Vozhd, General Secretary of the Australian Beauties plc) may invoke Fuhrer Prinzip and decide the winner. The 6th National Congress of the AB Central Committee has decided that the First prize will be an all expenses paid trip to Westeros with yours truly.

So let's lick off ATOATOOGOTBC 2019.

Round 1 - Game 1
Psycho Be-ach from Hell (there may be more than one of this category )

Myranda (Charlotte Hope)

She was only the kennel master's daughter... but she knew a surprising amount about torture techniques as well.... Myranda is seen here indulging in a little foreplay (with her friend Violet) before Theon starts speaking in a higher pitched voice - and it wasn't long after that that Violet wished she hadn't got mixed up with the whole Ramsay/Myranda thing...being ripped apart by dogs will have that effect on one's thinking....



Vs

Lady Melisandre (Carice Van Houten)

Not content with immolating various peeps on a beach at night, or trying to place leeches in the breeches of unsuspecting blacksmiths, the 'Red Witch' moves up a gear and is seen here about to set fire to a little girl in order to make a sacrifice to the Lord of Light.... like you do....



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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/16/2019 6:47:03 PM   
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I shall start the ball rolling before, based on previous competitions, the deluge of votes becomes overwhelming.

This is a toughy but my vote has to go to the Lady in Red.

Lady Melisdandre - 1 (warspite1)
Myranda - 0

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/16/2019 7:42:22 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

I shall start the ball rolling before, based on previous competitions, the deluge of votes becomes overwhelming.

This is a toughy but my vote has to go to the Lady in Red.

Lady Melisdandre - 1 (warspite1)
Myranda - 0


Good call, Warspite1! It has been a while. Too long, in fact, since we've had a competition.

The first is a hard one [fnar fnar]. But Melisandre has my vote for a couple of simply outstanding contributions to this series.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/16/2019 8:02:39 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

I shall start the ball rolling before, based on previous competitions, the deluge of votes becomes overwhelming.

This is a toughy but my vote has to go to the Lady in Red.

Lady Melisdandre - 1 (warspite1)
Myranda - 0


Good call, Warspite1! It has been a while. Too long, in fact, since we've had a competition.

The first is a hard one [fnar fnar]. But Melisandre has my vote for a couple of simply outstanding contributions to this series.
warspite1

Wow. In the last hour or so we've literally seen voting double in size. This competition is clearly the place to be right now. Thanks for casting your vote CB and I have to say I fully endorse your thinking here. Up turned ones are just.... sorry erm.... back to the hard work of collating all these votes, sorting them into the appropriate piles and then producing the latest scores. So, having done that, here goes:

Lady Melisdandre - 2 (warspite1, Chickenboy)
Myranda - 0



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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/16/2019 8:20:03 PM   
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My Lady Myranda receive the vote from the far North.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/16/2019 8:20:22 PM   
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Myranda. We saw what Lady Melisandre really looks like! Ugh.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/16/2019 10:42:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Orm

My Lady Myranda receive the vote from the far North.


Honestly, Orm, I'm disappointed in you. Voting on a candidate in this extremely important contest just because of where she's from? C'mon mate. The only thing one should consider is whether or not this particular candidate has...erm...a couple of outstanding contributions to this series. With that caveat, Myranda doesn't hold a candle to Melisandre's contributions.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 1:17:20 AM   
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The Captain and crew of USS America vote unanimously for The Red Witch, provided we get to be the broomstick that she takes her next ride on.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 1:35:13 AM   
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Lady Melisdandre!!!

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 1:45:14 AM   
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Neither strikes my fancy.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 2:21:05 AM   
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Neither strikes my fancy.


What? Neither the right nor the left? [fnar fnar]

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 3:38:12 AM   
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Myrcella. A nice person in spite of who her mother is.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 5:27:19 AM   
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It's good to see some of the Australian Beauties faithful returning to the fold (thank-you) as well as some new contributors who don't mind losing all their street cred by being seen on this thread.

So overnight the AB supercomputer has literally gone into overdrive with votes flying in from all parts of the globe.

What has all this done to the old scoreboard?

Lady Melisdandre - 4 (warspite1, Chickenboy, USSAmerica, Challerain)
Myranda - 2 (Orm, elmo3)
Neither strikes my fancy - 1 (Twotribes)

There's always one....
Spoilt papers - 1 (Zorch)


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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 5:37:10 AM   
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POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT UNLESS YOU ARE UP TO SERIES 7

While game 1 continues and votes may still be accepted, its time to kick off game 2 as Zorch clearly can't wait.

ATOATOOGOTBC 2019

Round 1 - Game 2
Young ladies wot got murdered by The Long Farewell courtesy of a kiss from the mother of the other one.

Myrcella Lannister (Nell Tiger Free)

Having had a face transplant, Cersei's only daughter is seen here living blissfully happy in Dorne, soon to marry her prince and looking forward to living a long and happy life full of children and religious fulfillment.... but then this is GoT



Vs

Tyene Sand (Rosabell Laurenti Sellers)

One of 8 half sisters apparently (although we see only 3). Tyene is seen here in Dorne no doubt about to do something evil, alongside her sisters, courtesy of her mother's Machiavellian scheming...well burying treacherous sea captains up to their neck in sand, then placing a bucket full of scorpions over their head before putting a spear through it, is just so yesterday darlink



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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 5:47:45 AM   
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ATOATOOGOTBC 2019

Round 1

Game 1 (Psycho Be-ach from Hell)

Lady Melisdandre - 4 (warspite1, Chickenboy, USSAmerica, Challerain)
Myranda - 2 (Orm, elmo3)
Neither strikes my fancy - 1 (Twotribes)

There's always one....
Spoilt papers - 1 (Zorch)

Game 2 (Young ladies wot got murdered by The Long Farewell courtesy of a kiss from the mother of the other one)

Myrcella - 0
Tyene - 1 (warspite1) - what can I say? I'm a sucker for long dark hair....


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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 6:10:56 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

My Lady Myranda receive the vote from the far North.


Honestly, Orm, I'm disappointed in you. Voting on a candidate in this extremely important contest just because of where she's from? C'mon mate. The only thing one should consider is whether or not this particular candidate has...erm...a couple of outstanding contributions to this series. With that caveat, Myranda doesn't hold a candle to Melisandre's contributions.
warspite1

Careful there CB. Firstly the North Remembers and secondly, for all you know Orm is related to SEEEAAANNN BBEEEAAANNN which means you will be.... oh actually, don't worry about it. If poor Ormster is in any way close to SEEEAAANNN BBEEEAAANNN you have nothing to fear - but Ormster does!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVaD8rouJn0


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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 6:17:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: elmo3

Myranda. We saw what Lady Melisandre really looks like! Ugh.
Lady Melisandre

You know nothing elmo3. So you voted against the Lord of Light? Beware, for the night is dark and full of terrors....



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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 9:55:37 AM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1

You know nothing elmo3. So you voted against the Lord of Light? Beware, for the night is dark and full of terrors....


I never went to bed with an ugly disciple of the Lord of Light but I sure woke up next to one! Seriously, you guys voted for that?!







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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 12:38:19 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT UNLESS YOU ARE UP TO SERIES 7

While game 1 continues and votes may still be accepted, its time to kick off game 2 as Zorch clearly can't wait.

ATOATOOGOTBC 2019

Round 1 - Game 2
Young ladies wot got murdered by The Long Farewell courtesy of a kiss from the mother of the other one.

Myrcella Lannister (Nell Tiger Free) seen here living blissfully happy in Dorne, soon to marry her prince and looking forward to living a long and happy life full of children and religious fulfillment.... but then this is GoT



Vs

Tyene Sand (Rosabell Laurenti Sellers) Seen here in Dorne no doubt about to do something evil, alongside her sisters, courtesy of her mother's Machiavellian scheming...



I already told you which one I'm voting for.

Myranda/Mycella, Melisandre/Missandei, Bran/Bronn, Tyrion/Tywin, it's all too much. They should have names on their backs.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 1:34:25 PM   
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For round two, please record my vote for Tyene. Dark hair, sneaky and willing to do *anything* to avenge something-or-the-other (and I do mean anything). What's not to like?

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 1:54:08 PM   
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Tyene though neither of them are very inspiring either. So far this has been Meeh......

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 2:19:23 PM   
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Tyene.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 3:02:27 PM   
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Lady Myranda gets my vote

And Tyene. She gave me heart palpitations

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 4:48:14 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

My Lady Myranda receive the vote from the far North.


Honestly, Orm, I'm disappointed in you. Voting on a candidate in this extremely important contest just because of where she's from? C'mon mate. The only thing one should consider is whether or not this particular candidate has...erm...a couple of outstanding contributions to this series. With that caveat, Myranda doesn't hold a candle to Melisandre's contributions.
warspite1

Careful there CB. Firstly the North Remembers and secondly, for all you know Orm is related to SEEEAAANNN BBEEEAAANNN which means you will be.... oh actually, don't worry about it. If poor Ormster is in any way close to SEEEAAANNN BBEEEAAANNN you have nothing to fear - but Ormster does!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVaD8rouJn0


The North does indeed remember.

The memory remains...

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 4:49:10 PM   
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And Sean Bean is our hero. With him by our side, nothing can harm us.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 4:50:22 PM   
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And, of course, My Lady Tyene Sand will get the Northern vote.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 5:34:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Orm

And, of course, My Lady Tyene Sand will get the Northern vote.
warspite1

A northerner voting for a Dornier? I'm not sure what the Lady of winterfell would have to say about that.....





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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 5:35:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Orm

And Sean Bean is our hero. With him by our side, nothing can harm us.
warspite1

Correct...unless you're Sean Bean, Sean Bean's wife, Sean Bean's son, Sean Bean's daughter in law, Sean Bean's dogs or Sean Bean's unborn grandson...


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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 5:36:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: elmo3

quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

You know nothing elmo3. So you voted against the Lord of Light? Beware, for the night is dark and full of terrors....


I never went to bed with an ugly disciple of the Lord of Light but I sure woke up next to one! Seriously, you guys voted for that?!



warspite1

Well yes, of course. The alternative is being burned at the stake..... good luck with that


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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/17/2019 5:39:41 PM   
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ATOATOOGOTBC 2019

Lady Myrcella and Myranda need some support here guys.....

Round 1

Game 1 (Psycho Be-ach from Hell)

Lady Melisdandre - 4 (warspite1, Chickenboy, USSAmerica, Challerain)
Myranda - 2 (Orm, elmo3)
Neither strikes my fancy - 1 (Twotribes)

There's always one....
Spoilt papers - 1 (Zorch)

Game 2 (Young ladies wot got murdered by The Long Farewell courtesy of a kiss from the mother of the other one)

Myrcella - 2 (Zorch, Lecivius)
Tyene - 5 (warspite1, Chickenboy, Two Tribes (under protest), elmo3, Orm)

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