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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/16/2017 8:42:35 AM   
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Argh almost page 2! Cant post anything yet but can bump the thread

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/16/2017 4:52:09 PM   
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Argh almost page 2! Cant post anything yet but can bump the thread
warspite1

To be fair that is probably the most intelligent post on here for years

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 5:07:16 AM   
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A lady in the news.....










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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 6:34:44 AM   
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Argh almost page 2! Cant post anything yet but can bump the thread


Magic Missile there plenty of bumps don't need to see yours By the way welcome

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 12:58:09 PM   
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A Vogon ode to Warspite1, courtesy of the online Vogon poetry generator found here:

http://tonybaldwin.me/pages/vogon.php

See, see the nervous sky
Marvel at its big yellow depths.
Tell me, Warspite1 do you
Wonder why the camel ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel toxic.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your clindiforous facial growth
That looks like
A wet, clingy powder
What's more, it knows
Your micturate potting shed
Smells of aphid.
Everything under the big nervous sky
Asks why, why do I even bother?
You only charm sulfur.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 1:52:44 PM   
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Thank you sir, but I have read quite a number of you posts and others over the years which are on a slightly higher intellectual level

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 2:00:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MagicMissile

Thank you sir, but I have read quite a number of you posts and others over the years which are on a slightly higher intellectual level


I hope you weren't referring to my Vogon poetry. Tell me how much you liked it or I'll share some more with you.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 2:00:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1

A lady in the news.....












who is she?

sorry i'm old and have no idea tbh

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 2:00:47 PM   
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Magic Missile there plenty of bumps don't need to see yours By the way welcome


Naughty Iīll try to hide any future "bumps" and thank you.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 2:04:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: MagicMissile

Thank you sir, but I have read quite a number of you posts and others over the years which are on a slightly higher intellectual level


I hope you weren't referring to my Vogon poetry. Tell me how much you liked it or I'll share some more with you.


Sorry I didnīt it was a reply to Warspites just a tad exaggerated statement that my bump post was the most intelligent ever.
Donīt know about you Vogon poetry please share a sample

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 2:07:03 PM   
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Sorry didnīt see you sample above. The sublime meaning of the poetry way above my intellectual level

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 2:19:25 PM   
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https://youtu.be/450p7goxZqg

Not a song for everyone even though I think itīs very good ballad but the woman in it is beautiful. Chrissy Taigen half norwegian half thai photomodel and unfortunately the artists wife . I apologize in advance that some of the video also include the male artist but I think itīs worth it just close you eyes.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 3:54:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MagicMissile

https://youtu.be/450p7goxZqg

Not a song for everyone even though I think itīs very good ballad but the woman in it is beautiful. Chrissy Taigen half norwegian half thai photomodel and unfortunately the artists wife . I apologize in advance that some of the video also include the male artist but I think itīs worth it just close you eyes.

Thank you for sharing.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 4:11:48 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

A lady in the news.....












who is she?

sorry i'm old and have no idea tbh
Alan Partridge

Get out!


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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 4:13:11 PM   
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thats a mans name? who's she?

for real, i have no idea

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 4:19:22 PM   
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I have no clue either.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 4:20:03 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: zakblood

thats a mans name? who's she?

for real, i have no idea
warspite1

Its the delectable and unfeasibly pretty Mary Elizabeth Winstead


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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 4:20:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: zakblood

thats a mans name? who's she?

for real, i have no idea
warspite1

- no, it was Alan Partridge answering!


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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 4:22:23 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: MagicMissile

Thank you sir, but I have read quite a number of you posts and others over the years which are on a slightly higher intellectual level


I hope you weren't referring to my Vogon poetry. Tell me how much you liked it or I'll share some more with you.

I used to have a button - "I survived the 1985 Vogon Poetry Festival".

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 4:26:34 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

quote:

ORIGINAL: zakblood

thats a mans name? who's she?

for real, i have no idea
warspite1

Its the delectable and unfeasibly pretty Mary Elizabeth Winstead



thanks, now googled her to know who she is and whats she done and or been in etc

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 4:54:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

A Vogon ode to Warspite1, courtesy of the online Vogon poetry generator found here:

http://tonybaldwin.me/pages/vogon.php

See, see the nervous sky
Marvel at its big yellow depths.
Tell me, Warspite1 do you
Wonder why the camel ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel toxic.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your clindiforous facial growth
That looks like
A wet, clingy powder
What's more, it knows
Your micturate potting shed
Smells of aphid.
Everything under the big nervous sky
Asks why, why do I even bother?
You only charm sulfur.
warspite1

Beautiful. Very moving.


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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 5:28:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MagicMissile


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ORIGINAL: MagicMissile


Magic Missile there plenty of bumps don't need to see yours By the way welcome


Naughty Iīll try to hide any future "bumps" and thank you.
warspite1

You see this is why threads like this get such a bad rap, and are looked down upon as juvenile and immature by ladies of the opposite sex.

Bumps? Really? Next you'll be referring to these functional, life-giving glands of the female body as 'dumplings', 'lady lumps' 'baby bag meals' or using some other equally childish nomenclature.

Honestly. There is no need for this. Can we all just grow up a little when talking about funbags...fnarr, fnarr?


< Message edited by warspite1 -- 11/17/2017 5:38:57 PM >


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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 5:42:16 PM   
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Let's see how many of you guys can guess this one! She starred in an American sitcom back in 1960s.




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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 5:43:30 PM   
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Let's see how many of you guys can guess this one! She starred in an American sitcom back in 1960s.



warspite1

I dream of genie


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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 5:49:24 PM   
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Let's see how many of you guys can guess this one! She starred in an American sitcom back in 1960s.



warspite1

I dream of genie


Trixie from the Honeymooners?

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 6:05:20 PM   
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Nope. One more clue. She played Ron Howard's great aunt on the show.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 6:09:12 PM   
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Time for the shocking reveal! That's her in the lower left corner. I give you Mrs. Frances Bavier.




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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 6:46:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MagicMissile

Sorry didnīt see you sample above. The sublime meaning of the poetry way above my intellectual level


Intellectual level, up to till now does not disqualify you from posting here. I mean, they even let me post here!!

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 6:52:02 PM   
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Time for the shocking reveal! That's her in the lower left corner. I give you Mrs. Frances Bavier.



That's quite some Bavier she's showing there!

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RE: Australian Beauties - 11/17/2017 6:55:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: MagicMissile


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ORIGINAL: goodwoodrw

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ORIGINAL: MagicMissile


Magic Missile there plenty of bumps don't need to see yours By the way welcome


Naughty Iīll try to hide any future "bumps" and thank you.
warspite1

You see this is why threads like this get such a bad rap, and are looked down upon as juvenile and immature by ladies of the opposite sex.

Bumps? Really? Next you'll be referring to these functional, life-giving glands of the female body as 'dumplings', 'lady lumps' 'baby bag meals' or using some other equally childish nomenclature.

Honestly. There is no need for this. Can we all just grow up a little when talking about funbags...fnarr, fnarr?



So, "Winnebagos" are right out? "Tatas" too?

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