From: Jackson Tn
Naiad died, along with her rowing chums in a hail of bullets courtesy of the 95th Riflemen in 1810
Uh oh. You must not have read Naiad - The True Story, by S. Ambrose(1992). Ambrose states "Spencer Perceval, effective PM in 1810, ordered that a rumour should be released saying Naiad was killed in a hail of bullets. In fact, Naiad was spirited to London where she lived, under constant guard, until she was betrothed to Robert of Uttoxeter(also known as John). It was a sordid affair, with RoU divorcing his first wife, Marjorie, in order to marry a Naiad. RoU's health club failed shortly after marrying the nymph forcing him to take a job with a bank in Uttoxeter. The banks President, Peter of Uttoxeter, gave RoU a job as a restroom attendant in the bank. Robert and Naiad have been seen together just a few times, prompting all who see them to note how RoU has not aged well, while Naiad is eternally young".
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman