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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 12/26/2008 12:01:53 PM   
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Someone invited me here. I hope this another "intervention" or something.


You were summoned by a gekko. Think about that.....


I prefer to think of it as "referred".


In that case , I "refer" you young punks to stay off the lawn!!!! Oh , it's you the lizard! Let me get my lawn mower! So how did you spend the day Yuri?


Home, seeing as how everything's closed.

My Friends who share your religion , used to say that on Christmas they would go to the movies (the new ones start today) and then go out for Chinese, as those were the only resturants open (hence my earlier post to you).


And we do our shopping at 7-11.

Now, I wish you genitals would just stay home and let me do my New Years shopping in peace. But of course the stores will be full of people returning the crappy gifts they got.


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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 12/26/2008 4:09:00 PM   
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 Morning GRUMP!!!


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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 12/26/2008 4:46:39 PM   
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 Morning GRUMP!!!



You're 3 hours late.

The best morning grump is when you first get out of bed. I'm about as charming as an enraged grizzly bear first thing in the morning...and that is on a good day. Mwuhahahaha!

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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 12/26/2008 5:45:38 PM   
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 Dailey Grump!!  I'm old , I'm entitiled to sleep in! So there!


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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 12/26/2008 7:06:10 PM   
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 And just in case I haven't said it already , All you punk kids stay off the lawn!!!


You forgot the lien that comes next:

"Do it again and I will call the police", though I think that tends to the feminine approach to the problem.



Just for the record, we in the profession hate this kind of call and the people who make them



Yes, you don't have to be a cop to see the pointlessness of intervening for some kook whose idea of an offense is crossing their yard to get to another neighbor's house. I'm sure there's kooks who also call the police when their bean burrito had red sauce put in it instead of green.

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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 12/26/2008 7:08:35 PM   
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I knew an old geezer who found a way to live up to and honor the threat. He reloaded his shotgun shells with rock salt. I never took a direct hit to the behind, but a rock salt ricoshette stings!

Hmm, you just gave me an idea, should it come down to it. Why not get one of those soaker guns? Get somebody good and wet when they assault your mailbox or whatever else they have in mind. Mrs. Davis would had ruled with one of those.

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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 12/26/2008 10:17:05 PM   
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Whats a CPod?

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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 12/27/2008 12:56:21 PM   
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Hey!? What the? I've stepped into a wormhole and emerged in the General Forum. This is not good.

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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 12/27/2008 12:56:48 PM   
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Whats a CPod?


Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease?

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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 1/22/2009 10:05:17 PM   
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Grump! 


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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 1/23/2009 12:47:19 AM   
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I know I'm a geezer because I can't even remember if I ever even posted in this forum.





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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 1/23/2009 5:06:20 AM   
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Neither do I

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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 1/23/2009 1:31:14 PM   
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Ah, the day has dawned bright, clear and cold in a cloudless sky. The coffee is wonderful.. Now will someone tell my why my phone rang at 5:45 in the morning with a SALES CALL??? FROM A COMPUTER?????

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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 1/23/2009 4:48:19 PM   
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RevRick wrote: " Now will someone tell my why my phone rang at 5:45 in the morning with a SALES CALL??? FROM A COMPUTER????? "

Sounds like some idiot on the west coast was programming the dialer but got mixed up...

It reminds me of something that happened to me many years ago. When my best friend and I had moved out here to the left coast, he left a load of furniture in storage in Raleigh NC as he was planning on staying out here only a couple of years. Anyway, one month he was late with the payment on his storage facility, so at 0515 the phone rings (next to my bed... since he wasn't planning to stay out here the phone was mine) with a demand for payment.

I asked the dumb broad on the other end of the line "what time is there in Raleigh?"

"8:15" she replied.

"Do you know what time it is here in Olympia, Washington?" I asked.

"Ummmm....."

"It's bloody 5:15 in the morning! Call back at a reasonable hour, you twit!"




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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 1/25/2009 6:34:06 AM   
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Dang my legs hurt. Why the heck is it that in order to not get fat, you gotta run and you can't run because your legs arre giving out. I mean, what kinda carp is that ?

My neck hurts too dangit.


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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 1/25/2009 7:42:58 AM   
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I tell people that my food bill has gone to zero.  I can now slice air, eat it, and still gain weight.

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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 1/25/2009 12:02:25 PM   
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Hey!? What the? I've stepped into a wormhole and emerged in the General Forum. This is not good.




Look at it as an oppurtunity to GRUMP some more.

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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 1/27/2009 4:31:12 PM   
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Grump! 

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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 2/4/2009 9:50:23 PM   
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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 2/7/2009 4:23:25 PM   
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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 2/7/2009 5:47:57 PM   
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AW1Steve,

Is definitely a Geezer. 

He appears to be a stubborn old cuss.

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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 2/7/2009 8:29:06 PM   
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AW1Steve,

Is definitely a Geezer. 

He appears to be a stubborn old cuss.


Aw...he's not so old son. But stubborn? Ahuya....

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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 2/8/2009 4:27:33 PM   
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RE: Guerilla geezing!!! - 2/8/2009 5:11:49 PM   
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AW1Steve, you are pretty funny, LOL...

Thanks for making my day go by with a smile...

I work with alternative education students, it gets to be a long day sometimes, especially when you are a Geezer.

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