From: Montreal, Quebec
True, but it will do wonders on your next examination to that, uhh, delicate zone, yes?
Of course, this being an all-ages, family-oriented site, I won't tell you where she would put that umbrella if she happened to read this post...
But ... but ... if you stick it *there* it won't protect you from the rain ! Uh ... oh ... <penny dropping>
"Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum" - Publius Renatus, 390 A.D.