From: the backwoods of Mass.
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
I tried it..the first entry was some WebNews site with the headline:
"Retarded California Man Googles Own Name". After listing my home address, IP number, Bank of America account number and password, Social Security Number and my mother's maiden name, there was a picture of me, slack-jawed staring right into my own webcam. I'll never do that again. Everything was dead on except an alleged membership in the Man Boy Love Association. The bastards.
...You will receive your membership e-mail confirmation soon...
...by the way someome left you $25,000,000.00 in Nigerian Oil Stock I just need that info again so I can wire it to your account...
...this also intitles you to a free membership to Performing Circus Dogs in Clown Costumes, its the latest rage...
The Yankee Motto:
Use it up,
Wear it out,
Or do without.
"God Help us, and God, come yourself.
Don't send Jesus, this is no place for children."