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Chickenboy -> OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/7/2020 12:06:03 AM)

In a sign that the Apocalypse down under has begun for those on the mainland...

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2020/10/tasmanian-devils-return-to-mainland-australia/




Chickenboy -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/7/2020 12:12:34 AM)

According to a highly reputable* site, the Tazmanian Devil diet consists of:

Page one: Aardvarks, Ants, Bears, Boars, Cats, Bats, Dogs, Hogs, Elephants, Antelopes, Pheasants, Ferrets, Giraffes, Gazelles, Stoats, Goats, Shoats, Ostriches, Lions, Jackals, Muskrats, Minks, Dingoes, Zebras, Foxes, Boxes, Octopus, Penguins, People, Warthogs, Yaks, Gnus, Newts, Walrus---Wildebeests.

Page two: Moose, Mice, Moles, Snipes, Elk, Wapati, Tortoise, Road Runner, Elands, Foxes, Wolves, Guinea Hen, Vultures, Eagles, Humming Birds, Squids, Salamanders, Water Buffalo, Bison, Kangaroos, Pigeons, Daws, Unicorns, Vixens, Octopus, Ox, Penguins, Widgeons, Wart Hogs, Yaks, Newts, Walrus, Gnus, Wildebeests.

The top of the next page adds "and especially RABBITS!"



*Not really




Jorge_Stanbury -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/7/2020 12:50:56 AM)

biggest mistake since vegemite


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CaptBeefheart -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/7/2020 1:11:59 AM)

Somehow Tasmanian devils came up in conversation the other day, and we all realized if it weren't for Looney Toons we'd have zero awareness of that species.

Cheers,
CB




BBfanboy -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/7/2020 1:49:10 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

According to a highly reputable* site, the Tazmanian Devil diet consists of:

Page one: Aardvarks, Ants, Bears, Boars, Cats, Bats, Dogs, Hogs, Elephants, Antelopes, Pheasants, Ferrets, Giraffes, Gazelles, Stoats, Goats, Shoats, Ostriches, Lions, Jackals, Muskrats, Minks, Dingoes, Zebras, Foxes, Boxes, Octopus, Penguins, People, Warthogs, Yaks, Gnus, Newts, Walrus---Wildebeests.

Page two: Moose, Mice, Moles, Snipes, Elk, Wapati, Tortoise, Road Runner, Elands, Foxes, Wolves, Guinea Hen, Vultures, Eagles, Humming Birds, Squids, Salamanders, Water Buffalo, Bison, Kangaroos, Pigeons, Daws, Unicorns, Vixens, Octopus, Ox, Penguins, Widgeons, Wart Hogs, Yaks, Newts, Walrus, Gnus, Wildebeests.

The top of the next page adds "and especially RABBITS!"



*Not really

You forgot "Wild Turkey Surprise!"


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jdsrae -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/7/2020 2:13:22 AM)

Mad scientists...




Zorch -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/7/2020 2:21:43 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

According to a highly reputable* site, the Tazmanian Devil diet consists of:

Page one: Aardvarks, Ants, Bears, Boars, Cats, Bats, Dogs, Hogs, Elephants, Antelopes, Pheasants, Ferrets, Giraffes, Gazelles, Stoats, Goats, Shoats, Ostriches, Lions, Jackals, Muskrats, Minks, Dingoes, Zebras, Foxes, Boxes, Octopus, Penguins, People, Warthogs, Yaks, Gnus, Newts, Walrus---Wildebeests.

Page two: Moose, Mice, Moles, Snipes, Elk, Wapati, Tortoise, Road Runner, Elands, Foxes, Wolves, Guinea Hen, Vultures, Eagles, Humming Birds, Squids, Salamanders, Water Buffalo, Bison, Kangaroos, Pigeons, Daws, Unicorns, Vixens, Octopus, Ox, Penguins, Widgeons, Wart Hogs, Yaks, Newts, Walrus, Gnus, Wildebeests.

The top of the next page adds "and especially RABBITS!"



*Not really

You forgot "Wild Turkey Surprise!"


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NigelKentarus -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/7/2020 3:45:32 AM)

[:D]




JeffroK -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/7/2020 6:38:50 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: CaptBeefheart

Somehow Tasmanian devils came up in conversation the other day, and we all realized if it weren't for Looney Toons we'd have zero awareness of that species.

Cheers,
CB

There was a survey many years back that found that 75ish% of foreigners (non-Oz)thought it was an accurate portrayal.




Ian R -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/7/2020 10:55:51 AM)

Tazzie devils are cuddly little pets. After a bit of training they even stop peeing on you.

So are drop-bears, if you see them coming and catch them and giv'em a hug. And feed them stuff they like.




Ian R -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/7/2020 10:57:12 AM)

BTW:

The wonderful land of Oz.




RangerJoe -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/7/2020 11:18:40 AM)

I one gave my stepmother a T-shirt with Taz on it. It said "If you saw a blur, it was me."

I had already posted about this.




JamesM -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/7/2020 8:30:04 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jorge_Stanbury

biggest mistake since vegemite


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I love my vegemite!




rustysi -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/8/2020 3:01:04 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ian R

BTW:

The wonderful land of Oz.


Damn.[:D]

Maybe I'll pass on the Ghan trip.




rustysi -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/8/2020 3:03:24 AM)

quote:

Tazzie devils are cuddly little pets.


Yeah, and so are wolverines.[8|]




JeffroK -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/8/2020 6:35:04 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ian R

Tazzie devils are cuddly little pets. After a bit of training they even stop peeing on you.

So are drop-bears, if you see them coming and catch them and giv'em a hug. And feed them stuff they like.

Drop Bears are OK, just dont sleep under a tree.

Ahh for the days of Joliffe's Outback and the Australasian Post




JeffroK -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/8/2020 6:38:03 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: rustysi


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ian R

BTW:

The wonderful land of Oz.


Damn.[:D]

Maybe I'll pass on the Ghan trip.

After all that, this Covid stuff is for softies!




tolsdorff -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/8/2020 8:01:54 AM)

but does it eat feral Camels?




Ian R -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/8/2020 1:45:05 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: tolsdorff

but does it eat feral Camels?


We hope not, because people are making easy money catching and selling them. Imagine that - are you familiar with the underpants gnome episode on Southpark? Collect camels, ship to the UAE, profit.




Alfred -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/8/2020 2:58:34 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JeffroK


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ian R

Tazzie devils are cuddly little pets. After a bit of training they even stop peeing on you.

So are drop-bears, if you see them coming and catch them and giv'em a hug. And feed them stuff they like.

Drop Bears are OK, just dont sleep under a tree.

Ahh for the days of Joliffe's Outback and the Australasian Post


Bundy rum is the drink of choice for drop bears. They appreciate tourists who shout them a bottle of Bundy. No Bundy, they tend to dislike intruders.

Alfred




jdsrae -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/9/2020 8:24:25 AM)

Speaking of Bundy rum and drop bears:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0hkVeemHhtc




JeffroK -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/9/2020 8:11:22 PM)

Documentary evidence

https://imgur.com/gallery/m1ia7




Chickenboy -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/9/2020 8:27:05 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ian R
And feed them stuff they like.


Like unsuspecting tourist faces?




Ian R -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/10/2020 5:38:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ian R
And feed them stuff they like.


Like unsuspecting tourist faces?


They quite like a kangaroo rogan josh. Not too heavy on the spice, though.




pontiouspilot -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/10/2020 8:42:03 PM)

We have Bundy rum here but we call it Buckley cough medicine!! Bundy rum could explain the dilemma the poor Koala face!




Reg -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/10/2020 10:04:39 PM)


Foreign Journalist meets Drop Bear....





Alfred -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/11/2020 7:28:01 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ian R


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ian R
And feed them stuff they like.


Like unsuspecting tourist faces?


They quite like a kangaroo rogan josh. Not too heavy on the spice, though.


Perhaps washed down with a Margaret River chardonnay? A SA Coonawarra red would be too strong for the delicate flavour of the kangaroo.

Alfred




Chickenboy -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/12/2020 2:29:02 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Alfred


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ian R


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ian R
And feed them stuff they like.


Like unsuspecting tourist faces?


They quite like a kangaroo rogan josh. Not too heavy on the spice, though.


Perhaps washed down with a Margaret River chardonnay? A SA Coonawarra red would be too strong for the delicate flavour of the kangaroo.

Alfred


According to MP's Australian wine guide, aren't you looking for Chateau St. Waggawagga? I always get that one confused. Either that's a fine light red or it's good for degreasing engines.




Alfred -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/12/2020 1:47:27 PM)

Bruce, professor in Aristotelian philosophy at the university of Woolloomooloo would be your local expert.  Regularly gets together with Bruce from English, Bruce from engineering and Bruce from human resources to do quality testing.

Alfred




Zorch -> RE: OT: Well, there goes Oz land (10/12/2020 2:18:46 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Alfred

Bruce, professor in Aristotelian philosophy at the university of Woolloomooloo would be your local expert.  Regularly gets together with Bruce from English, Bruce from engineering and Bruce from human resources to do quality testing.

Alfred

Howls of derisive laughter!

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