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Aurelian -> Grandma knows. (7/9/2015 8:13:43 PM)

Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.




Lecivius -> RE: Grandma knows. (7/9/2015 8:15:59 PM)

Now THAT'S funny!! [sm=00000289.gif][sm=happy0005.gif][sm=happy0029.gif]




Zap -> RE: Grandma knows. (7/9/2015 8:23:03 PM)

Thanks for that I needed a good laugh today!




jday305 -> RE: Grandma knows. (7/9/2015 9:22:56 PM)

After the day I have had that was the only thing that made me laugh today. Thanks.[sm=00000289.gif]




JEB Davis -> RE: Grandma knows. (7/9/2015 11:01:33 PM)

[X(]

[:D]




warspite1 -> RE: Grandma knows. (7/10/2015 3:42:28 AM)

[:)]




goodwoodrw -> RE: Grandma knows. (7/10/2015 5:22:54 AM)

So funny. but so so close to the truth, and the judges comment, using the the American Express's advertisement comment "priceless." [:D] [:D] [:D]




Arjuna -> RE: Grandma knows. (7/10/2015 5:52:56 AM)

LOL[:D]




parusski -> RE: Grandma knows. (7/10/2015 12:26:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

Now THAT'S funny!! [sm=00000289.gif][sm=happy0005.gif][sm=happy0029.gif]


Oh hell yeah.




Greybriar -> RE: Grandma knows. (7/10/2015 1:11:21 PM)

Nice one, Aurelian. Thanks for the laugh. [:D]




Aurelian -> RE: Grandma knows. (7/10/2015 3:59:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Greybriar

Nice one, Aurelian. Thanks for the laugh. [:D]


My pleasure. Laughing is so stress reducing.... :)




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