ORIGINAL: shunwick
Media reaction to the Italian game is bordering on the insane. Apparently, the Italian performance was so good that all the other teams in the competition might just as well go home.
That's normal [:D] If Italy wins
everybody was expecting it, and is able to explain in painstakingly details all the qualities of the team
he was aware of since last year.
If Italy loses the coach is crucified and
everybody points out how it was just obvious to any two-bit soccer fan that the team was heading towards disaster - but no one listened to them.
Of course the match commentary itself was as dire as usual. They actually explained in detail that "Italy is not scoring. The problem is that Turkey is trying to avoid it" and that "The first half ended up goal less, but of course the first half is only half of the game."
Then there is what I call "the horror movie" moment. When Italy was winning 2-0 they started to say "Now Italy can control the game... After the second goal they are playing on the velvet..." Do you know that scene you see in every horror movie?
"Now this house is free... Your kid is safe and he will be able to grow up normally..." and you just know that the really bad things are about to happen.
I saw part of the interviews to the coach, Mancini, with questions like "Are you happy with Italy's performance?" One day I'll become coach of the "Azzurri" only to be able to answer, live "No. I hoped to lose 2-0. To spruce things up for the next two matches, you know..."
"Yes darling, I served in the Navy for eight years. I was a cook..."
"Oh dad... so you were a God-damned cook?"
(My 10 years old daughter after watching "The Hunt for Red October")