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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/13/2018 6:20:30 PM   
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Are you near Tustin in Orange County? They have a Microcenter store (which I prefer to Best Buy).

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/13/2018 6:27:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Two of my dad's grandparents were second cousins from Kentucky. All of our 4th toes curve in. It's creepy.


And what about the 6 fingers on your left hands? Do those curve in too or are they fully prehensile?

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/13/2018 6:27:57 PM   
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Are you near Tustin in Orange County? They have a Microcenter store (which I prefer to Best Buy).


Yes. I could have ordered this from Dell but Best Buy promised faster delivery and had inventory (in Nashville..they failed to mention that).

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/13/2018 6:52:40 PM   
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Are you near Tustin in Orange County? They have a Microcenter store (which I prefer to Best Buy).


Yes. I could have ordered this from Dell but Best Buy promised faster delivery and had inventory (in Nashville..they failed to mention that).


The Microcenter website has inventory by store, and its even correct for my store.

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/13/2018 6:59:53 PM   
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This could become a cottage industry - following delivery trucks.


My sister used to buy gold and palladium for her dental lab. Sometimes she would get packages that were already opened and resealed. She wouldn't let the drive leave until she looked inside.

Maybe done only as the final tactic in the ploy... it seems strange to me that two high-value shipments got hijacked like this in a row... i suspect someone in the home office has tipped off Vlad, or maybe he has figured out a way to hack the UPS data to look for highly-insured packages.


Yes, I was thinking the same thing. Either an insider at UPS or Best Buy which embeds the UPS tracking software in their emails. I don't think Gary was in on it because he appeared genuinely befuddled. Either he is genuinely slow or he is the best actor I have ever seen.



The manufacturer can tell if the stolen computers have been activated/registered from the computer ID. But it would be hard to prove a line from Vlad to the person who registers it (sold on eBay, etc.).

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/14/2018 4:15:42 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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Two of my dad's grandparents were second cousins from Kentucky. All of our 4th toes curve in. It's creepy.


And what about the 6 fingers on your left hands? Do those curve in too or are they fully prehensile?

The prehensile tail is what most people notice. And did you see those ears?

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/14/2018 1:12:20 PM   
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I made grilled chicken legs with curry/garlic/onions/yogurt marinade and everyone ate them like it was crack chicken, elbowing each other out of the way...but I couldn't have any because I ate 2 servings of tiki masala rice waiting for the damn things to cook because they smelled so damn good.

Weird, you remember before the surgery..."Jeez I used to be able to eat 10x this much". Honestly, I never agreed that gluttony was a sin. After all, there were no fridges back then so most of the leftovers would go bad.

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/14/2018 2:34:23 PM   
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Weird, you remember before the surgery..."Jeez I used to be able to eat 10x this much". Honestly, I never agreed that gluttony was a sin. After all, there were no fridges back then so most of the leftovers would go bad.

-Donner Partier


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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/14/2018 3:59:38 PM   
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Weird, you remember before the surgery..."Jeez I used to be able to eat 10x this much". Honestly, I never agreed that gluttony was a sin. After all, there were no fridges back then so most of the leftovers would go bad.

-Donner Partier


Are you suggesting Cap should marinade the HOA Obergruppenfeurer?

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/14/2018 4:31:59 PM   
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Weird, you remember before the surgery..."Jeez I used to be able to eat 10x this much". Honestly, I never agreed that gluttony was a sin. After all, there were no fridges back then so most of the leftovers would go bad.

-Donner Partier


Are you suggesting Cap should marinade the HOA Obergruppenfeurer?

Hannibal Lecter would approve, and suggest a wine sauce.
This is assuming she's human.

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/14/2018 5:18:48 PM   
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I am pretty sure Frau Gruppenfuhrer is short an X chromosome because she completely lacks empathy.

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/18/2018 11:26:04 PM   
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I am pretty sure Frau Gruppenfuhrer is short an X chromosome because she completely lacks empathy.

Harcourt Fenton HOA and Mandrake.




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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/22/2018 6:08:46 PM   
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Buy her some leather, seems to pacify them.




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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/23/2018 11:09:45 PM   
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Nearly got in a fight with the neighbor's gardener who was blowing a 3 foot pile of sycamore leaves into my yard through a steel fence.

I gave him the wave off sign to knock it off and he shakes his head like he wasn't doing anything??? Now I'm mad so I go all gorilla on him and start throwing the leaves back over the fence with a shovel and the Persian or Greek or Armenian Grandmother comes out and issues a fatwa or something. I realize this strategy won't work so I yell over at the little coward hiding across the yard.

Quien es el jefe?

<points at himself>

Esta empujando las <can't remember the word for leaves so I just make the universal leaf sign> en mi yarda ("yarda" is Spanglish)

No <shakes his head>

You f****** liar. Mentiroso <I think that is an adjective but he understood my meaning> Pu** <I watched Narcos and learned a bunch of Colombian insults>

I go around front to leave a note for his boss and he rounds the corner and looks really worried. It think I am going somewhat crazy because it was really fun standing there waiting for him to throw the first punch. He didn't.

Voy a hablar con el dueno. Cuando el regrese..phhhht <universal neck slicing sign>. Well, that pretty much does it. The only neighbor who didn't think I was crazy.

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/24/2018 12:25:19 AM   
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what ah happen to ottah wah?

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/24/2018 12:28:35 AM   
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Leaves = hojas.
Mentiroso is liar. Pinche mentiroso is the first part of that (at least for people from El Salvador).
Next time just yell, "LA MIGRA!"

I tried your marinade (added lemon juice) with chicken thighs this past weekend.
They were fantastic!


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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/24/2018 2:02:51 AM   
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Sounds like a tough neighborhood. You should move somewhere safer, like the Korean DMZ.

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/24/2018 2:17:36 AM   
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what ah happen to ottah wah?


Hai..othah wah take break because Admirarh SPrior-san IBM machine not-ah work right.

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/24/2018 2:22:38 AM   
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**********August 14, 1942(e)**********

Solomons: More Jap bastards landing at Lunga.

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Invasion Support action off Lunga (114,138)

25 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Japanese Ships
PB Shonon Maru #11
PB Kyo Maru #7
PB Kinsyo Maru #4
PB Shotoku Maru
PB Shoei Maru
xAP Kashima Maru

Japanese ground losses:
35 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/24/2018 2:25:26 AM   
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The crew of MTB 11 ask themselves "What, in the bloody Hell are we doing here?"

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Night Time Surface Combat, near Lunga at 114,138, Range 4,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
BB Fuso
BB Ise
CL Yura
DD Wakaba
DD Ikazuchi

Allied Ships
MTB 11

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/24/2018 2:28:29 AM   
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The crew of HMS Bombay ask themselves "What, in the bloody Hell are we doing here?"

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Night Time Surface Combat, near Lunga at 114,138, Range 3,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
BB Fuso
BB Ise
CL Yura
DD Wakaba
DD Ikazuchi

Allied Ships
AM Bombay, Shell hits 3, and is sunk


Why, eating ammo, of course.

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/24/2018 2:31:55 AM   
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Crew of USS Allen.."What the Hell, look at the size of that thing it's ****ing huge?"

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Night Time Surface Combat, near Lunga at 114,138, Range 3,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
BB Fuso
BB Ise
CL Yura
DD Wakaba
DD Ikazuchi

Allied Ships
DD Allen, Shell hits 2, and is sunk


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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/24/2018 2:35:38 AM   
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Evidentarry, 15 cm Howitzers don't froat very well.

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Amphibious Assault at Lunga (114,138)

TF 422 troops unloading over beach at Lunga, 114,138

Japanese ground losses:
Guns lost 38 (1 destroyed, 37 disabled)
Vehicles lost 19 (0 destroyed, 19 disabled)

15cm T96 Howitzer lost from landing craft during unload of 17th Medium FA Rgt

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/24/2018 2:48:32 AM   
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The crew of YPS-197, Type 1 Class Auxiliary Motor Patrol Craft, now have a story to tell their
grandkids

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Day Time Surface Combat, near Tulagi at 114,137, Range 12,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
AK Sagami Maru, Shell hits 2
xAP Teison Maru

Allied Ships
YP-197, Shell hits 1


"Yes, it was August 14th or 15th as I recall. We came up on the Jap bastards as they were unloading on motor launches. We sank one and severely damaged the other. Destroyer too. We could hear
them screaming. Kowalski took some shrapnel to his shoulder. I think we pretty much....."

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/24/2018 3:02:27 AM   
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Leaves = hojas.
Mentiroso is liar. Pinche mentiroso is the first part of that (at least for people from El Salvador).
Next time just yell, "LA MIGRA!"

I tried your marinade (added lemon juice) with chicken thighs this past weekend.
They were fantastic!



You mean the Indian thing with curry? It is odd the Indians are so thin because the food is pretty damn tasty. I think it was something to do with the Ganges.

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/24/2018 3:20:43 AM   
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PT boats from Ndeni arrive after daybreak. Broody annoying.
Theoretically, they should have been there about an hour ahead of sunrise.

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ay Time Surface Combat, near Lunga at 114,138, Range 11,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
BB Fuso
BB Ise
CL Yura
DD Wakaba
DD Ikazuchi

Allied Ships
PT-115
PT-116, Shell hits 1, and is sunk
PT-117
PT-118, Shell hits 1, and is sunk
PT-119, Shell hits 1, and is sunk
PT-120, Shell hits 2, and is sunk

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RE: Gary, srightarry retarded UPS driver - 1/24/2018 3:22:11 AM   
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Second group drives off the Jap transports.

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Day Time Surface Combat, near Lunga at 114,138, Range 18,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
PB Shoei Maru
PB Shotoku Maru
PB Kinsyo Maru #4
PB Kyo Maru #7
PB Shonon Maru #11
xAK Aratama Maru
xAK Tatuharu Maru
xAK Chicago Maru
xAK Tonan Maru
xAK Momokawa Maru
xAK Heito Maru
xAK Terushima Maru
xAK Ryuko Maru
xAK Tsukuba Maru
xAK Kohoku Maru
xAP Kashima Maru

Allied Ships
PT-121
PT-122
PT-123
PT-124
PT-125
PT-126

Allied Ships Reported to be Approaching!
Japanese TF suspends unloading operations and begins to get underway

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