A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
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- Cap Mandrake
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A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
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***************Hittokapu Bay, deck of Kaga, November 22, 1941(d)***************
<A group of airmen appear to be polishing the sheet metal of the superstructure with curious semicircular motions of their arms. There is a pleasing rhythmicity to their movements. The camera draws nearer and we become aware an officer is giving orders>
Lt. Miyagi: Waaahx on...waaahx off....................Waaahx on...waaahx off................Excerent!....I sharh inform Captain Fuchida. The men are ready.
***************Hittokapu Bay, deck of Kaga, November 22, 1941(d)***************
<A group of airmen appear to be polishing the sheet metal of the superstructure with curious semicircular motions of their arms. There is a pleasing rhythmicity to their movements. The camera draws nearer and we become aware an officer is giving orders>
Lt. Miyagi: Waaahx on...waaahx off....................Waaahx on...waaahx off................Excerent!....I sharh inform Captain Fuchida. The men are ready.
RE: A Hitchiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Phone just rang... Caller ID said "JAMAICA"... Caller said "I'm calling from Publisher's Clearinghouse"...
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419 Area Code? You should send money so they can mail you the check!
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
I know nothing about Japan-mens economy save for accidental scraps of information gleaned from the adults around the dinner table. I'm not sure Rord Admirar SPrior is any better off.
DON'T PANIC!
DON'T PANIC!
- Cap Mandrake
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Lt. Miyagi, IJN, Nov. 1941(d)
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Dear Lord - they've switched sides?!
Who are you playing and will you be visiting Broadway in '44 or '45?
Lt. Miyagi, IJN,
"Fly too high, safe. Fly under Pearl CAP, safe. Fly straight down the middle, sooner or later get squish just like H&M competitor. Here, Japans-side, same thing. Either you squash allies 'yes' or squash allies 'no.' You nevah do 'guess so.'"
Who are you playing and will you be visiting Broadway in '44 or '45?
Lt. Miyagi, IJN,
"Fly too high, safe. Fly under Pearl CAP, safe. Fly straight down the middle, sooner or later get squish just like H&M competitor. Here, Japans-side, same thing. Either you squash allies 'yes' or squash allies 'no.' You nevah do 'guess so.'"
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
I'm getting the whole set!
ETA: I didn't see any Dutch or Chinese army dummies for practice beatings. I wonder if that's in an add-on?
ETA: I didn't see any Dutch or Chinese army dummies for practice beatings. I wonder if that's in an add-on?
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
This thread can't possibly lead anywhere good.[8D]
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Is this on? <tap><tap>
"Grown ups are what's left when skool is finished."
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
I was going to call this "From Here to Maternity".
"Grown ups are what's left when skool is finished."
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
SANTA MARIA!! I want to attend boarding school in England.
I like those regulation low quarters.....
I like those regulation low quarters.....
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Are you sure?
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"Grown ups are what's left when skool is finished."
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
That's what happens when lasses hitchhike.ORIGINAL: sprior
I was going to call this "From Here to Maternity".
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
ORIGINAL: sprior
I was going to call this "From Here to Maternity".
[:D][:D] Haha! That-ah broody funny.
That reminds me of a line by Walter Matthau who played "Whiplass Willie" in The Fortune Cookie
Matthau is an amubulance chaser. He passes a young woman raising money for "Unwed Mothers"
He stops and gives her some cash, saying, "I'm for that". [:D]
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
I am looking forward to the transmogrification of Cap Mandrake's writing style to elegant and nuanced Japanese (carefully and artfully transliterated to American English).
- Cap Mandrake
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
We will be fighting the Imperialist aggressors of hyberbill and krishub1*
We will be doing scenario 28 DBB v B with stacking limits and Symon's antistratospheroscope mod.
PDU on....I think.
All Japan-mens ships will have, croaking devices, automated Halon fire extinguisher systems and reinforced drain plugs.
*krishub2 was busy
We will be doing scenario 28 DBB v B with stacking limits and Symon's antistratospheroscope mod.
PDU on....I think.
All Japan-mens ships will have, croaking devices, automated Halon fire extinguisher systems and reinforced drain plugs.
*krishub2 was busy
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
And sieves to stop the fish heads blocking the drains.
"Grown ups are what's left when skool is finished."
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
I'm looking forward to this almost as much as a Vogon poetry recital. Needless to say, I have my towel handy.
Never trust a man who's ass is wider than his shoulders.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
As you folks have "Player 1" this time, remember to select the options correctly. For example, upgrades and replacements, so you don't wind up with empty pools when planned otherwise. [8D]
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