From: Jackson Tn
He reported the object appears to be "unscrewing" itself, and he caught a glimpse of "a tentacled, pulsating, barely mobile mar..." then his live broadcast was cut off.
SEE!! I TOLD U SO!!
ALIEN SHIP, "VIMANA" FOUND IN AFGHANISTAN!
Dear God, the end really is near, because I never thought I would say: "yes, Slaak, you were right".
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman