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Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/9/2013 12:23:36 AM   
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Knock yourself out lads....

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/9/2013 12:49:42 AM   
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I don't know about P&L's beer stories but my younger brother was home on leave from the marines.  My wife set him up on the sofa to sleep.  He had been drinking beer all day, and told my wife he better use a pallet on the floor because he might pee the bed.  My wife said be serious, your sleeping on the sofa.  WELL! The next morning I get up and who do I meet in the hall....thats right!  The big Marine had soaked the sofa, bed sheets, blankets and was heading for the washing machine.  He looked at me and said,"I told Ya".  He no longer does that, he was in his late teens or early twenties. 

Like a loving big brother I remind him of this story occassionally.  Must have been the cheap beer.  I'am not a drinker myself.

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/9/2013 8:19:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

I don't about P&L's beer stories but my younger brother was home on leave from the marines.  My wife set him up on the sofa to sleep.  He had been drinking beer all day, and told my wife he better use a pallet on the floor because he might pee the bed.  My wife said be serious, your sleeping on the sofa.  WELL! The next morning I get up and who do I meet in the hall....thats right!  The big Marine had soaked the sofa, bed sheets, blankets and was heading for the washing machine.  He looked at me and said,"I told Ya".  He no longer does that, he was in his late teens or early twenties. 

Like a loving big brother I remind him of this story occassionally.  Must have been the cheap beer.  I'am not a drinker myself.


AHAAHHA. Mr. Big Shot Marine.

I have only been smashed once in my life. It happened at my high school graduation. I consumed nearly a fifth of vodka alone. I have no idea if we actually had the graduation party, but I did wake up in Young Me W's(last name not revealed to protect the non-innocent-it rhymes with Wood, oops, Hi Young Me.) bed. My moaning woke her, we looked at each other at the same time and I hurled everywhere. To this day she teases that I am the only guy that puked when he woke up next to her. And she is not someone anybody would puke over...sigh, think I blew it??? Though we are still pals.

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/9/2013 2:45:52 PM   
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Warspite1,

Where can I find interesting beer stories, as per the thread title?

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/9/2013 11:06:32 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Warspite1,

Where can I find interesting beer stories, as per the thread title?
warspite1

You will have to ask Parusski and Lutzow....

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/10/2013 8:42:22 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Warspite1,

Where can I find interesting beer stories, as per the thread title?
warspite1

You will have to ask Parusski and Lutzow....

It seems they have no beer stories to share.

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/10/2013 8:46:22 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Warspite1,

Where can I find interesting beer stories, as per the thread title?
warspite1

You will have to ask Parusski and Lutzow....

It seems they have no beer stories to share.
warspite1

It would appear so....

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/10/2013 7:01:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Warspite1,

Where can I find interesting beer stories, as per the thread title?
warspite1

You will have to ask Parusski and Lutzow....

It seems they have no beer stories to share.
warspite1

It would appear so....


CHANGE THE FREAKING TITLE TO BEER AND ANY HARD LIQUOR.

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/10/2013 7:21:56 PM   
warspite1


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quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Warspite1,

Where can I find interesting beer stories, as per the thread title?
warspite1

You will have to ask Parusski and Lutzow....

It seems they have no beer stories to share.
warspite1

It would appear so....


CHANGE THE FREAKING TITLE TO BEER AND ANY HARD LIQUOR.
warspite1

Freaking? Well! He wasn't very nice was he boys and girls?

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/10/2013 7:27:37 PM   
parusski


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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Warspite1,

Where can I find interesting beer stories, as per the thread title?
warspite1

You will have to ask Parusski and Lutzow....

It seems they have no beer stories to share.
warspite1

It would appear so....


CHANGE THE FREAKING TITLE TO BEER AND ANY HARD LIQUOR.
warspite1

Freaking? Well! He wasn't very nice was he boys and girls?


Well, you might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/10/2013 7:33:14 PM   
warspite1


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quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Warspite1,

Where can I find interesting beer stories, as per the thread title?
warspite1

You will have to ask Parusski and Lutzow....

It seems they have no beer stories to share.
warspite1

It would appear so....


CHANGE THE FREAKING TITLE TO BEER AND ANY HARD LIQUOR.
warspite1

Freaking? Well! He wasn't very nice was he boys and girls?


Well, you might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.
warspite1

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/11/2013 5:32:57 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

Well, you might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

That sounds familiar. Where have I heard that before?

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/12/2013 12:50:28 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

 



I have only been smashed once in my life. It happened at my high school graduation. I consumed nearly a fifth of vodka alone. I have no idea if we actually had the graduation party, but I did wake up in Young Me W's(last name not revealed to protect the non-innocent-it rhymes with Wood, oops, Hi Young Me.) bed. My moaning woke her, we looked at each other at the same time and I hurled everywhere. To this day she teases that I am the only guy that puked when he woke up next to her. And she is not someone anybody would puke over...sigh, think I blew it??? Though we are still pals.



Did ya, kiss here her afterwards? Geee-ross I know ya did, come on you can tell us.

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/12/2013 1:40:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

Well, you might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

That sounds familiar. Where have I heard that before?


From me.

Well, actually from House of Cards, spoken by Francis Underwood(as he looks into the camera)

Here u go Ormster:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8RjPAD2Jk

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RE: Parusski and Lutzow's Interesting Beer Stories - 2/12/2013 6:04:32 AM   
warspite1


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quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

Well, you might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

That sounds familiar. Where have I heard that before?


From me.

Well, actually from House of Cards, spoken by Francis Underwood(as he looks into the camera)

Here u go Ormster:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8RjPAD2Jk
warspite1

Er dude....have a look at the Ormsters sig line....dumbass .

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