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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/6/2013 3:37:06 AM   
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DivePac aproach to the problem, worked in the most awesome way!!!

However, I must say Mrs Maglio was reading 50 shades of grey


I LOVE it when my wife reads 50 shades...

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/6/2013 3:39:10 AM   
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So, remember, there are children that read this board...

My 3 yo said "Batman, Daddy there's Batman!!"

I think it meets all of the child appropriate criteria.

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/6/2013 4:26:38 AM   
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My wife is buried in the basement. Except for a little odor it is working out very well for me.....

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/6/2013 4:27:02 AM   
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You guys do know I was joking?

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/6/2013 4:57:59 AM   
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You guys do know I was joking?


[Crickets chirping...]

Cheers,
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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/6/2013 6:33:10 AM   
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You guys do know I was joking?

Why? Is there banging at your door and guys setting up crime scene tape outside?

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/6/2013 7:58:39 AM   
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It's simple for me, as I'm Loading AE I look over at Mrs DivePac and say 'you are looking good tonight dear'.


Exactly! For me, it's the brownie point system. And moves like this score zillions.

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/6/2013 8:55:40 PM   
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You guys do know I was joking?


Well, I don't know. I just rewatched "Arsenic and Old Lace" lately. You don't have anyone calling the basement "Panama," do you?

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/6/2013 9:09:22 PM   
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My wife is buried in the basement. Except for a little odor it is working out very well for me.....


You are not very good at this are you... the manual states that you should have laid a new concrete floor on top of the burial.

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/6/2013 9:30:18 PM   
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My wife is buried in the basement. Except for a little odor it is working out very well for me.....


You are not very good at this are you... the manual states that you should have laid a new concrete floor on top of the burial.


You don't understand....That would be "remodeling the basement." She's been on his case for years to do that. That's why she's buried there now.

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/6/2013 10:49:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DivePac88


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My wife is buried in the basement. Except for a little odor it is working out very well for me.....


You are not very good at this are you... the manual states that you should have laid a new concrete floor on top of the burial.


You don't understand....That would be "remodeling the basement." She's been on his case for years to do that. That's why she's buried there now.


Hahaha

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/6/2013 11:15:53 PM   
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*takes notes*

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/7/2013 1:16:25 AM   
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Grafin, are you taking notes to learn how to "calm your wife", or "remodel the basement"?

Sorry, I don't have the Umlaut thingy on my keyboard.

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/7/2013 8:33:37 AM   
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Sorry, I don't have the Umlaut thingy on my keyboard.


Sure you do....

Hold the [ALT] key down and, via the Keypad, enter "0" plus the number "228" then release the [ALT] key.

"Gräfin"





< Message edited by Reg -- 2/7/2013 9:18:06 AM >


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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/7/2013 8:39:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard


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ORIGINAL: DivePac88


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ORIGINAL: crsutton

My wife is buried in the basement. Except for a little odor it is working out very well for me.....


You are not very good at this are you... the manual states that you should have laid a new concrete floor on top of the burial.


You don't understand....That would be "remodeling the basement." She's been on his case for years to do that. That's why she's buried there now.


That's especially good coming from "Colonel Mustard."

Cheers,
CC

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/7/2013 9:22:56 AM   
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Grafin, are you taking notes to learn how to "calm your wife", or "remodel the basement"?

Sorry, I don't have the Umlaut thingy on my keyboard.


Mustard old chap... I think you will find that our 'Gräfin' is the Wife!

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/7/2013 5:57:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Commander Cody


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ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard


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ORIGINAL: DivePac88


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ORIGINAL: crsutton

My wife is buried in the basement. Except for a little odor it is working out very well for me.....


You are not very good at this are you... the manual states that you should have laid a new concrete floor on top of the burial.


You don't understand....That would be "remodeling the basement." She's been on his case for years to do that. That's why she's buried there now.


That's especially good coming from "Colonel Mustard."

Cheers,
CC


I can't recall....Did Boddy Mansion even have a basement? I never looked underneath the gameboard....

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/7/2013 6:00:23 PM   
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Mustard old chap... I think you will find that our 'Gräfin' is the Wife!


I was aware of that....I knew it seemed wrong somehow....But this is the 21st Century, after all!


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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/7/2013 7:25:37 PM   
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Does this discussion mean that Josef Fritzel was a gamer as well?

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/7/2013 9:35:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Reg

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ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard

Sorry, I don't have the Umlaut thingy on my keyboard.


Sure you do....

Hold the [ALT] key down and, via the Keypad, enter "0" plus the number "228" then release the [ALT] key.

"Gräfin"





With all those directions ....Like I said, I don't have the Umlaut thingy.

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/7/2013 9:54:32 PM   
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Mustard old chap... I think you will find that our 'Gräfin' is the Wife!


I was aware of that....I knew it seemed wrong somehow....But this is the 21st Century, after all!


Which means that it is entirely possible that there is a dead woman in my remodeled basement

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/8/2013 2:41:17 AM   
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As long as it's not you, we're still happy!

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/8/2013 4:55:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin


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Mustard old chap... I think you will find that our 'Gräfin' is the Wife!


I was aware of that....I knew it seemed wrong somehow....But this is the 21st Century, after all!


Which means that it is entirely possible that there is a dead woman in my remodeled basement



Who am I to comment on your life style choices? Or, your new basement for that matter....

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/9/2013 12:44:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin





Why does Robin have his hair in a bun? Please don't tell me he was a cross dresser?


That's not a bun, just a cowlick. Not that that's much better....

I think the picture should show Robin's mask flying off.


I didn't realize until now that Robin had pistol-grip ears...


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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/10/2013 3:29:00 AM   
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My wife is buried in the basement. Except for a little odor it is working out very well for me.....

You know which difference is between dead and live women ? Sex is same, only dishes are piling up.

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/10/2013 6:24:04 AM   
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"Clue" accusation:

Gräfin Zeppelin, with a Concrete Slab, in the Basement.

ALT-0228, gotta remember that...
(waves candlestick ineffectually)

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/11/2013 12:01:22 AM   
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You know which difference is between dead and live women ? Sex is same, only dishes are piling up.


I think my SO must be undead. I just had a conversation with her, but the dishes are piled up.

She always was phobic about the sun...

Bill

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/16/2013 4:44:49 AM   
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You know which difference is between dead and live women ? Sex is same, only dishes are piling up.


I think my SO must be undead. I just had a conversation with her, but the dishes are piled up.

She always was phobic about the sun...

Bill

I fear to ask, but what she want ? Blood, brain or ,god forbid, money ?

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RE: Helping eachother out, arguments to use to calm the... - 2/16/2013 5:05:26 AM   
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What she probably wants more than anything else is about 48 hours a day. She tends to be a bit of an overachiever and takes on too much work.

She likes her steaks burnt to a crisp, she won't eat organ meat, and she is determined to make her own way in the world. So none of the three. When she's been dependent on my income she's constantly apologetic about it, even when it's no big deal to me.

She's also pretty low maintenance. Too bad she hates anything military. She's actually pretty good at strategy, she'd make a good opponent in wargames if she could get past the military aspect.

Bill

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