Can any one help me!
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Can any one help me!
Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.
"I thank God that I was warring on the gridirons of the midwest and not the battlefields of Europe"
Nile Kinnick 1918-1943
Nile Kinnick 1918-1943
RE: Can any one help me!
Why yes, yes I can. I recommend you take an active part in the Australian Beauties thread and vote on the great topic du jour. You will be at 2,500 in no time [:)]
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
- ilovestrategy
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RE: Can any one help me!
Listen to Warspite. Anyone that mixes crystal meth with pancakes knows all. [&o]
After 16 years, Civ II still has me in it's clutches LOL!!!
Now CIV IV has me in it's evil clutches!
Now CIV IV has me in it's evil clutches!
RE: Can any one help me!
warspite1ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy
Listen to Warspite. Anyone that mixes crystal meth with pancakes knows all. [&o]
Why thank you ILS - your meth enhanced coffee is waiting for you - on the house..well you will need something to rinse down that Brazilian PB. [:)]
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
RE: Can any one help me!
ORIGINAL: rogo727
Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.
First, Iowa is THE joke. Second, I would be careful about doing anything warspite.5 suggests. He is actually Satan on earth...don't tell him I said that though.
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Can any one help me!
warspite1ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: rogo727
Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.
First, Iowa is THE joke. Second, I would be careful about doing anything warspite.5 suggests. He is actually Satan on earth...don't tell him I said that though.
Did you just write warspite.5 dumbass?
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
RE: Can any one help me!
ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: rogo727
Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.
First, Iowa is THE joke. Second, I would be careful about doing anything warspite.5 suggests. He is actually Satan on earth...don't tell him I said that though.
Did you just hear me say that I, warspite1, am the biggest dumbass in the history of the universe.
Yeah, we all heard you.
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Can any one help me!
Why would anyone make jokes about Iowa? [&:]ORIGINAL: rogo727
Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
RE: Can any one help me!
ORIGINAL: rogo727
Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.
rogo, I am sorry. warpedspiteful1 hijacks every thread started. Just post insults about him and he will go away.
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
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RE: Can any one help me!
Us Minnesotans have learned how to joke about Iowa in the presence of Iowans. Very slowly. [:'(]
RE: Can any one help me!
warspite1ORIGINAL: Orm
Why would anyone make jokes about Iowa? [&:]ORIGINAL: rogo727
Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.
Quite right - at least Iowa is not Wyomingsville
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
RE: Can any one help me!
Lol!
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Us Minnesotans have learned how to joke about Iowa in the presence of Iowans. Very slowly. [:'(]
"I thank God that I was warring on the gridirons of the midwest and not the battlefields of Europe"
Nile Kinnick 1918-1943
Nile Kinnick 1918-1943
RE: Can any one help me!
We battle for a bronze pig against another state whom not shall be mentioned......
ORIGINAL: Orm
Why would anyone make jokes about Iowa? [&:]ORIGINAL: rogo727
Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.
"I thank God that I was warring on the gridirons of the midwest and not the battlefields of Europe"
Nile Kinnick 1918-1943
Nile Kinnick 1918-1943
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RE: Can any one help me!
Well, rogo727-being in Iowa (or Minnesota) is not so bad.
At least when it's time to repave the parking lot, we don't turn up random dead kings. WTF? [&:]
At least when it's time to repave the parking lot, we don't turn up random dead kings. WTF? [&:]
RE: Can any one help me!
Well Iowa was first explored by the French does that explain things?
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Well, rogo727-being in Iowa (or Minnesota) is not so bad.
At least when it's time to repave the parking lot, we don't turn up random dead kings. WTF? [&:]
"I thank God that I was warring on the gridirons of the midwest and not the battlefields of Europe"
Nile Kinnick 1918-1943
Nile Kinnick 1918-1943
RE: Can any one help me!
ORIGINAL: rogo727
Well Iowa was first explored by the French does that explain things?ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Well, rogo727-being in Iowa (or Minnesota) is not so bad.
At least when it's time to repave the parking lot, we don't turn up random dead kings. WTF? [&:]
Yes, the French. Who promptly surrendered Iowa to a band of 3 Indian squaws.
Orm, Iowa is a national embarrassment in the US, sort of like Sweeden is to Europe.
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Can any one help me!
ORIGINAL: Orm
Why would anyone make jokes about Iowa? [&:]ORIGINAL: rogo727
Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.
Because Iowans are desperate for attention, any kind of attention...
Seriously, Iowa is a great place to visit - just ask any visiting Big Ten basketball coach [:'(]
RE: Can any one help me!
Yes yes our team has been good and the woman's team is even better.
ORIGINAL: ckammp
ORIGINAL: Orm
Why would anyone make jokes about Iowa? [&:]ORIGINAL: rogo727
Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.
Because Iowans are desperate for attention, any kind of attention...
Seriously, Iowa is a great place to visit - just ask any visiting Big Ten basketball coach [:'(]
"I thank God that I was warring on the gridirons of the midwest and not the battlefields of Europe"
Nile Kinnick 1918-1943
Nile Kinnick 1918-1943
RE: Can any one help me!
ORIGINAL: rogo727
Yes yes our team has been good and the woman's team is even better.ORIGINAL: ckammp
ORIGINAL: Orm
Why would anyone make jokes about Iowa? [&:]
Because Iowans are desperate for attention, any kind of attention...
Seriously, Iowa is a great place to visit - just ask any visiting Big Ten basketball coach [:'(]
Yeah, I visited once. Doing 90 all the way through. Tried going faster, but those damned tractors kept getting in my way.
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Can any one help me!
warspite1ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Well, rogo727-being in Iowa (or Minnesota) is not so bad.
At least when it's time to repave the parking lot, we don't turn up random dead kings. WTF? [&:]
That's because you have no history dear boy.
The car park was on the site of an old friary where it was thought by some that Richard III was buried after his defeat at Bosworth....and they were right [:)]
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815