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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 2:54:57 PM   
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Dixie, I've got one word for you about the future: "Plastics". Of course that's where the future is on this, you infidel!

Neilster, any idea where I can "will and acquire" () a model of the Firefox?





Hang on a moment old boy. One of 'my' aircraft is covered in fabric and has wooden framework and the others use some new fangled semi-monocoque construction.



Clearly ahead of its time in low-observable / radar absorptive technology. Or behind. Or somesuch.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 2:59:47 PM   
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Doesn't anyone shave over there?

Not everyone has to be a transvestite.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 3:17:23 PM   
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Doesn't anyone shave over there?

Not everyone has to be a transvestite.

Oh so that's it. In iran you stay scruffy so they don't execute you. I see. What about Poland, do you stay scruffy so nobody knows your a transvestite?

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 3:36:31 PM   
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Why is the "pilot" wearing a helmet? Is he about to actually go flying? No. Pilots put their helmet on after they are strapped into the seat on real missions. And how bad is that canopy?

Cheers, Neilster



Wow, I go away for a few hours and this forum has breaking news.

The canopy has cheap plexi-glass.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 3:40:39 PM   
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Wow, I go away for a few hours


Yes. That is amazing-that you went somewhere for a few hours other than here. Now, why don't you try going away for a few days? Maybe we'll have some additional breaking news for you to follow!

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 4:11:01 PM   
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Wow, I go away for a few hours


Yes. That is amazing-that you went somewhere for a few hours other than here. Now, why don't you try going away for a few days? Maybe we'll have some additional breaking news for you to follow!


Well. I never. And probably never will-go away again that is. If I get under you skin that easily then I know I am accomplishing my goal in life. That goal is to...uuuhhh.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 8:11:02 PM   
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Aww. It's so cute when the iranians try.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 8:23:52 PM   
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Aww. It's so cute when the iranians try.


Adorable.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 8:28:36 PM   
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Scruffy bunch aren't they - where are their ties? And why hardly any military presence?

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 8:33:12 PM   
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Scruffy bunch aren't they - where are their ties? And why hardly any military presence?


Goodness look at the pilot Lurch. He must be the tallest pilot in history at 7 feet.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 8:34:25 PM   
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warspite1

Scruffy bunch aren't they - where are their ties? And why hardly any military presence?


Goodness look at the pilot Lurch. He must be the tallest pilot in history at 7 feet.
warspite1

Weird head too...

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 8:35:17 PM   
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warspite1

Scruffy bunch aren't they - where are their ties? And why hardly any military presence?


Goodness look at the pilot Lurch. He must be the tallest pilot in history at 7 feet.
warspite1

Weird head too...


Yeah, very odd shape.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 8:36:52 PM   
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warspite1

Scruffy bunch aren't they - where are their ties? And why hardly any military presence?


Goodness look at the pilot Lurch. He must be the tallest pilot in history at 7 feet.
warspite1

Weird head too...


Yeah, very odd shape.
warspite1

I think he's a fake

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 8:40:15 PM   
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warspite1

Scruffy bunch aren't they - where are their ties? And why hardly any military presence?


Goodness look at the pilot Lurch. He must be the tallest pilot in history at 7 feet.
warspite1

Weird head too...


Yeah, very odd shape.
warspite1

I think he's a fake


I had the same thought. Why do you think they would fake a pilot next to such a lovely and dangerous looking stealth plane??

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 8:42:57 PM   
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warspite1

Scruffy bunch aren't they - where are their ties? And why hardly any military presence?


Goodness look at the pilot Lurch. He must be the tallest pilot in history at 7 feet.
warspite1

Weird head too...


Yeah, very odd shape.
warspite1

I think he's a fake


I had the same thought. Why do you think they would fake a pilot next to such a lovely and dangerous looking stealth plane??
warspite1

Because the real pilot is currently involved in the mother of all dogfights

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 9:49:06 PM   
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The well appointed cockpit



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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 9:52:42 PM   
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This has got too be real.  We have their word.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 10:18:07 PM   
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The well appointed cockpit





Look at the panel just to the bottom left of the stick. Are those rubber bands sticking out? or did they not tuck some wires in?

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/3/2013 10:21:16 PM   
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The well appointed cockpit





Look at the panel just to the bottom left of the stick. Are those rubber bands sticking out? or did they not tuck some wires in?


Is anyone gonna mention the warning sign is in ENGLISH??

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/4/2013 12:42:14 AM   
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If that is the level of Iran's technology, cannot even fake a decent plane, we have nothing to fear. Let them test pop a nuke, their whole country will probably explode in a fireball. Whoops.

I see lots of fiberglass in the construction, a speed gauge that maxes out about where US jets enter stall range, what looks like my car stereo on their center panel, looks like my GPS to the far right, no way that bird will seal so altitude max is about 15,000 if he is lucky, what looks like my battery gauge to the far right center, less than 10 lbs of wiring in the whole cockpit, a cockpit seat screwed (not bolted) into the fiberglass body, first hard turn and the pilot has no secure seat to sit in, much less fly during combat ops. Has no true fire control system, no way a radar system can mount anywhere in the nose of that thing, the pilots legs literally extend to the nose tip, so good luck being a true danger to anyone in combat ops.

Overall, what a terrible fake. Oh, and we have a bundle of wiring zip tied to nothing behind the pilots seat, fully exposed to snags and breaks, nicks.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/4/2013 2:00:48 AM   
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If that is similar to your car stereo you really should move on from magnetic tape and try these new fangled CDs. They are quite cheap now that no one uses them anymore.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/4/2013 2:12:15 AM   
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They probably should have picked a shorter "pilot" as this one doesn't appear to fit. Amazing attention to detail where the lavishly appointed cockpit meets the canopy (which seems not to have a seal). What's that hokey box plugged into the "jet"? The sheepish looks...I could go on...

Cheers, Neilster





Is Iran seriously trying to pawn this off as the real thing? This is a joke right?

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/4/2013 2:33:48 AM   
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The US should sell Iran the YF-23. Its the best way to reinforce balance of power.





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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/4/2013 6:22:22 AM   
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Has James May been to Teheran and made a full size Airfix model ??

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/4/2013 6:25:23 AM   
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The well appointed cockpit





Look at the panel just to the bottom left of the stick. Are those rubber bands sticking out? or did they not tuck some wires in?


Is anyone gonna mention the warning sign is in ENGLISH??
warspite1

See post 19 dumbass

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/4/2013 7:19:13 AM   
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Maybe April comes early in Iran.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/4/2013 2:53:19 PM   
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Doesn't anyone shave over there?

Not everyone has to be a transvestite.

Oh so that's it. In iran you stay scruffy so they don't execute you. I see. What about Poland, do you stay scruffy so nobody knows your a transvestite?

Basic biological knowledge that has nothing to do with countries. Facial hair are a male sexual feature. That's simple. If you don't like having it, if you don't like that some other man have it, it is you who has a problem, not the one who likes having it.
Just don't try to shame men into removing their male features.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/4/2013 3:49:31 PM   
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Let them test pop a nuke, their whole country will probably explode in a fireball. Whoops.


I choked on that one, hilarious. Whoops indeed.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/4/2013 3:51:40 PM   
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The well appointed cockpit





Look at the panel just to the bottom left of the stick. Are those rubber bands sticking out? or did they not tuck some wires in?


Is anyone gonna mention the warning sign is in ENGLISH??
warspite1

See post 19 dumbass


That's it. I am tired of the intolerance you display. Intolerance is not acceptable. You should be exiled to Iran. I can't tolerate your intolerance any longer. Be gone, dumb-ass.

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RE: Iranian "fighter" Qaher F313...looks fake - 2/4/2013 6:34:07 PM   
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Let them test pop a nuke, their whole country will probably explode in a fireball. Whoops.


I choked on that one, hilarious. Whoops indeed.


Really? You think it would explode at all?

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