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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 7:44:01 PM   
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Sadly for breakfast today I had fried shrimp and sweet and sour chicken.....pfft

I just had a cup of tea this morning.
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Well that wasn't very sensible was it boys and girls? Breakfast is very important Ormster

Indeed.

But unfortunately my mother called early and I had to rush over to my grandmother. Sometimes there is only time enough for tea.


I have lost track of the number of times people have tried to use their moms as an excuse!! SHAME Ormie.

I am sorry. I obviously ment to use my father as an excuse.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 7:45:01 PM   
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You don't like grilled Tomatoes? Also from what I've read the black pudding in the States isn't very nice..try it over here..lovely..peppery, you can grill it\fry it or just eat it straight from the butchers..I'm not that keen on white pudding which is a Scottish thing I believe, abit to fruity.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 7:45:44 PM   
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Sadly for breakfast today I had fried shrimp and sweet and sour chicken.....pfft

I just had a cup of tea this morning.
warspite1

Well that wasn't very sensible was it boys and girls? Breakfast is very important Ormster

Indeed.

But unfortunately my mother called early and I had to rush over to my grandmother. Sometimes there is only time enough for tea.


I have lost track of the number of times people have tried to use their moms as an excuse!! SHAME Ormie.

I am sorry. I obviously ment to use my father as an excuse.


Oh, in that case you are free to carry on.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 7:46:34 PM   
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You don't like grilled Tomatoes? Also from what I've read the black pudding in the States isn't very nice..try it over here..lovely..peppery, you can grill it\fry it or just eat it straight from the butchers..I'm not that keen on white pudding which is a Scottish thing I believe, abit to fruity.


Oh, toms are tomatoes?? I thought it was something gay.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 7:50:41 PM   
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No mate not gay..infact I've searched and searched and searched for gay food and I have to say it's very rare to find it...

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 8:00:15 PM   
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No mate not gay..infact I've searched and searched and searched for gay food and I have to say it's very rare to find it...


Oh man that is sooooo full of possibilities. But I think I will just let the gay food thing simmer.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 8:17:55 PM   
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Fried Egg (runny)...Mushrooms..Toms (not tinned if possible)..bacon (crispy)..black pudding and a lovely cup of tea please..oh and toast.


Dear Lord, I just lost my appetite.



What Dear Sir is wrong with this lovely english fry up? yet you like the sound of gravy on scrambled egg!! I do make a lovely scrambled egg though that melts in the mouth.


Gravy on anything breakfast is great tasting. Now I don't much care for it on runny eggs but scrambled eggs or fried with yolk busted and cooked is mmm mmm good.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 8:19:55 PM   
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No mate not gay..infact I've searched and searched and searched for gay food and I have to say it's very rare to find it...


Oh man that is sooooo full of possibilities. But I think I will just let the gay food thing simmer.


Breakfast sausage and grapenuts.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 8:32:27 PM   
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No mate not gay..infact I've searched and searched and searched for gay food and I have to say it's very rare to find it...


Oh man that is sooooo full of possibilities. But I think I will just let the gay food thing simmer.


Breakfast sausage and grapenuts.


You owe me a new monitor, I just spit my Mountain Dew Throwback everywhere.


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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 8:47:01 PM   
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No mate not gay..infact I've searched and searched and searched for gay food and I have to say it's very rare to find it...


Oh man that is sooooo full of possibilities. But I think I will just let the gay food thing simmer.


Breakfast sausage and grapenuts.


You owe me a new monitor, I just spit my Mountain Dew Throwback everywhere.



I sorwee! You know the sad thing is some comedian is going to get ahold of that and make a fortune off of it.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 8:49:19 PM   
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Warspite, thanks for the heart attack at risk breakfast laced with crystal meth. Tomorrow I may feel horrible but right now I'm happy.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 8:53:50 PM   
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You know I really don't get this toilet seat thing and females? Why do they always complain when we don't lower the seat? Do they ever raise it for us?

I know my calling in life was to be a comedian, but I never could standup in front of a lot of people and talk, I told my brother this and he said.....well hell get a chair!

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 8:54:34 PM   
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Crystal meth....well thats me bagsy seconds..

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 9:02:17 PM   
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Warspite, thanks for the heart attack at risk breakfast laced with crystal meth. Tomorrow I may feel horrible but right now I'm happy.
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You're welcome - glad you enjoyed it

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 9:03:10 PM   
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You know I really don't get this toilet seat thing and females? Why do they always complain when we don't lower the seat? Do they ever raise it for us?

I know my calling in life was to be a comedian, but I never could standup in front of a lot of people and talk, I told my brother this and he said.....well hell get a chair!


I hate your brother. I was going to use the chair line, till I saw your thieving relative had absconded with my idear.

I have lobbied Congress and my WIFE for 120 years to require the lesser sex to raise the seat. Nothing happy has come of my attempts.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 9:08:00 PM   
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Right I've watched Corrie and so now I'm just off to the kitchen to make a nice cup of tea. Oh and I might get some chocolate too. I will be giving chocolate up for lent so best make the most of it while I can. Anyone want anything while I'm out there?

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 9:11:44 PM   
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A coffee please mate..with cream and three teaspoons of meth..

< Message edited by wodin -- 2/1/2013 9:12:01 PM >


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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 9:16:17 PM   
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A coffee please mate..with cream and three teaspoons of meth..
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Meth's gone mate - Brazilian do you instead?

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 9:18:47 PM   
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Oh I thought of some for the ladies. Cherries, finger foods and muffins.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 9:20:05 PM   
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A coffee please mate..with cream and three teaspoons of meth..
warspite1

Meth's gone mate - Brazilian do you instead?

Erm..afghanny brown please mate..

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 9:20:05 PM   
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Fried Egg (runny)...Mushrooms..Toms (not tinned if possible)..bacon (crispy)..black pudding and a lovely cup of tea please..oh and toast.


Dear Lord, I just lost my appetite.



What Dear Sir is wrong with this lovely english fry up?


Toms? Black pudding? Just stick a finger your throat and puke. I would rather eat that.

warspite1

Toms? Aren't they prostitutes?

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 9:22:28 PM   
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Oh I thought of some for the ladies. Cherries, finger foods and muffins.
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Or Kit-kat. I'm a gent and always ask how many fingers they would like




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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 9:28:39 PM   
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tinned prostitute...hmm...sounds abit Ripperish.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 9:30:33 PM   
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tinned prostitute...hmm...sounds abit Ripperish.
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Now you come to mention it, the tin label says Produce of Whitechapel....... Sell by Date says Best Before December 1888......

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 9:31:21 PM   
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You know I really don't get this toilet seat thing and females? Why do they always complain when we don't lower the seat? Do they ever raise it for us?

I know my calling in life was to be a comedian, but I never could standup in front of a lot of people and talk, I told my brother this and he said.....well hell get a chair!


I hate your brother. I was going to use the chair line, till I saw your thieving relative had absconded with my idear.

I have lobbied Congress and my WIFE for 120 years to require the lesser sex to raise the seat. Nothing happy has come of my attempts.


That's kind of funny that you said that about my brother. Most intelligent people can figure out the joke before the end. Fortunately most people that goto watch comedians aren't.

I once had a heckler in the audience like that who would finish just about every joke I was telling, kinda ruined them don'tcha know? So, I started doing Yer Mama jokes and of course he started finishing them one after the other and then after oh 5 or 6 I said "You do know that we're talking about your mama?" The crowd went wild.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/1/2013 9:46:44 PM   
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You know I really don't get this toilet seat thing and females? Why do they always complain when we don't lower the seat? Do they ever raise it for us?

I know my calling in life was to be a comedian, but I never could standup in front of a lot of people and talk, I told my brother this and he said.....well hell get a chair!


I hate your brother. I was going to use the chair line, till I saw your thieving relative had absconded with my idear.

I have lobbied Congress and my WIFE for 120 years to require the lesser sex to raise the seat. Nothing happy has come of my attempts.


That's kind of funny that you said that about my brother. Most intelligent people can figure out the joke before the end. Fortunately most people that goto watch comedians aren't.

I once had a heckler in the audience like that who would finish just about every joke I was telling, kinda ruined them don'tcha know? So, I started doing Yer Mama jokes and of course he started finishing them one after the other and then after oh 5 or 6 I said "You do know that we're talking about your mama?" The crowd went wild.


Now I did not see that coming.

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped off the curb I tried to swerve around her but I ran out of gas!

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RE: Warspite. - 2/2/2013 10:25:41 AM   
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my favorite has always been "your mama is so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company". Some kid told me that years ago and I never forgot it.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/2/2013 5:37:39 PM   
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my favorite has always been "your mama is so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company". Some kid told me that years ago and I never forgot it.


That is funny.

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RE: Warspite. - 2/3/2013 8:35:30 PM   
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Kitchen is closed

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RE: Warspite. - 2/3/2013 9:24:13 PM   
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Kitchen is closed


No, it is not.

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