From: Jackson Tn
You know I really don't get this toilet seat thing and females? Why do they always complain when we don't lower the seat? Do they ever raise it for us?
I know my calling in life was to be a comedian, but I never could standup in front of a lot of people and talk, I told my brother this and he said.....well hell get a chair!
I hate your brother. I was going to use the chair line, till I saw your thieving relative had absconded with my idear.
I have lobbied Congress and my WIFE for 120 years to require the lesser sex to raise the seat. Nothing happy has come of my attempts.
That's kind of funny that you said that about my brother. Most intelligent people can figure out the joke before the end. Fortunately most people that goto watch comedians aren't.
I once had a heckler in the audience like that who would finish just about every joke I was telling, kinda ruined them don'tcha know? So, I started doing Yer Mama jokes and of course he started finishing them one after the other and then after oh 5 or 6 I said "You do know that we're talking about your mama?" The crowd went wild.
Now I did not see that coming.
Yo momma is so fat when she stepped off the curb I tried to swerve around her but I ran out of gas!
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