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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/10/2013 2:36:54 AM   
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Warspite... well, I don't have anything to say, you've done the best you could. You really have, the best you could. You can't expect to win em all. But, I want to tell you something I've kept to myself through these years. I was in the war myself, medical corps. I was on late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk. He looked at me and said, "The odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway, I'm glad the Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zip. The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/10/2013 7:12:38 AM   
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Excuse me michael1776, I got a plane to land.


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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/10/2013 7:45:15 AM   
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Well then there is only one thing left to do...get me Rex Kramer!

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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/10/2013 7:50:56 AM   
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Well then there is only one thing left to do...get me Rex Kramer!
warspite1

Rex Kramer: Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can.

Rex Kramer: Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?
Ted Striker: No, never.
Rex Kramer: S***! This is a God damn waste of time! There's no way he can land this plane!


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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/11/2013 4:29:50 AM   
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You seem nervous Warspite. Is this your first time?

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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/11/2013 5:44:18 AM   
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You seem nervous Warspite. Is this your first time?

MJ


warspite1

Oh No - I've been nervous lot of times?

No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.


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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/12/2013 12:21:41 AM   
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Warspite, do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, that's a dumb question... skip that.

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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/12/2013 2:51:53 AM   
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You seem nervous Warspite. Is this your first time?

MJ


warspite1

Oh No - I've been nervous lot of times?

No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.



How are you feeling, Darling?


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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/12/2013 6:07:31 AM   
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Oh great now I have two to reply to...

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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/12/2013 6:08:45 AM   
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Warspite, do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, that's a dumb question... skip that.

MJ
warspite1

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?


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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/12/2013 6:10:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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You seem nervous Warspite. Is this your first time?

MJ


warspite1

Oh No - I've been nervous lot of times?

No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.



How are you feeling, Darling?

warspite1

'How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing. For us, it is a mundane and functional item. For you it is the basis of an entire culture.'


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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/12/2013 7:11:44 AM   
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@ Warspite and michael1776:

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.



@Warspite and parusski:

Something's the matter. Something sinister and something grotesque. And what's worse is that it's going on right here under my very nose.

Sir, your moustache is lovely...



< Message edited by Lord Zimoa -- 2/12/2013 7:13:46 AM >


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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/12/2013 12:09:28 PM   
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@ Warspite and michael1776:

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.



@Warspite and parusski:

Something's the matter. Something sinister and something grotesque. And what's worse is that it's going on right here under my very nose.

Sir, your moustache is lovely...


warspite1

@ Lord Zimoa and michael1776 - Guys I am counting on you here (one sentence at a time please!)

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

@ Lord Zimoa and parusski

If you mean, "Are we all going to get killed?" Yes. Clearly, Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin.

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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/12/2013 12:13:50 PM   
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I have... a plan, sir.

Really, Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one?

Yes, sir.

As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?

Yes, sir.

Well, I'm afraid it'll have to wait. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here? Good luck, everyone.

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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/12/2013 4:56:24 PM   
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Warspite, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium? You like movies about gladiators?

Right! Let's dig out your best booze and talk about me till the car comes!

< Message edited by Lord Zimoa -- 2/12/2013 5:09:56 PM >


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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/12/2013 5:27:25 PM   
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The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves. And I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my *face*! Hello? Cancel the state funeral, tell the king to stop blubbing, Flash is not dead! I simply ran out of juice! And before five hundred girls all go 'oh, what's the point in living any more?' I'm talking about petrol! Woof! Send someone along to pick me up. General Melchett's driver will do, she hangs round with a big knob so she'll be used to a fellow like me. Woof!


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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/13/2013 12:40:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lord Zimoa

@ Warspite and michael1776:

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.



@Warspite and parusski:

Something's the matter. Something sinister and something grotesque. And what's worse is that it's going on right here under my very nose.

Sir, your moustache is lovely...




Lord Zimoa, "do be kind enough to slam your head into a fire door."

And warspite1 eats macaroni like a bloody warthog.


< Message edited by parusski -- 2/13/2013 12:41:36 AM >


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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/13/2013 9:33:17 AM   
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Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now I may be packing the kind of tackle that you'd normally expect to find swinging about between the hindlegs of a Grand National winner, but I'm not totally stupid. I've got the kind of feeling you'd rather we hadn't come.

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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/13/2013 7:07:16 PM   
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[Male announcer] The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


[Female announcer] The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

warspite1

[Male announcer] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/13/2013 7:10:40 PM   
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Captain Blackadder: Don't forget your stick Lieutenant
Lieutenant George: Rather, sir. Wouldn't want to face a machine gun without this.

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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/15/2013 5:58:57 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

[Male announcer] The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


[Female announcer] The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

warspite1

[Male announcer] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.


[Female announcer] No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.

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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/15/2013 7:28:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

[Male announcer] The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


[Female announcer] The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

warspite1

[Male announcer] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.


[Female announcer] No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.


[Male announcer] The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.

[Female announcer] Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!

[ Male announcer] Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone s*** again.

[Male announcer] There's just no stopping in a white zone.

[Female announcer] Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

[Male announcer] It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.


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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/15/2013 11:01:07 AM   
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What's going on? We have a right to know the truth!

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RE: What could convince a WW2 gamer to get this one? - 2/15/2013 11:21:32 AM   
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:-)

What was it we had for dinner tonight, Dave? Well we had a choice of steak or fish. Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Dave, you're a girl, and you have the same talent for disguise as a giraffe in sunglasses trying to get into a polar-bears-only golf club.

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