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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! - 2/6/2013 9:43:24 PM   
parusski


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What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!


Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??

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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! - 2/6/2013 9:48:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: Zorch

What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!


Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??
warspite1



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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! - 2/6/2013 9:51:16 PM   
parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: Zorch

What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!


Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??
warspite1

I am so stupid and inconsiderate. But I don't care. Everyone can bite me.





DUMBASS.

< Message edited by parusski -- 2/6/2013 9:52:10 PM >


_____________________________

"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman

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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! - 2/6/2013 9:55:27 PM   
warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski

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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: Zorch

What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!


Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??
warspite1




Yes sorry - having been all holier than thou earlier I've just made a bit of a **** of myself.
warspite1

Dumbass....


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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! - 2/6/2013 10:05:52 PM   
parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch

What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!


Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??
warspite1




Yes sorry - having been all holier than thou earlier I've just made a bit of a **** of myself.
warspite1

Matrix should not hire me because I am a Dumbass. I am also extremely retarded.



I will stay on topic. The reason Matrix should not hire warspite1-1=0 is because of what he wrote above.

_____________________________

"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman

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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! - 2/6/2013 10:09:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski

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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: Zorch

What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!


Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??
warspite1




Yes sorry - having been all holier than thou earlier I've just made a bit of a **** of myself.
warspite1

Matrix should not hire me because I am a Dumbass. I am also extremely retarded.



I will stay on topic. The reason Matrix should not hire warspite1-1=0 is because of what he wrote above.
warspite1

Did I just write that? Wow.. I must be losing my er...my er....what was I saying?

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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! - 2/6/2013 10:12:54 PM   
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Okie Doe, application now at the bottom of the pile....that's correct-o-mundo, at the bottom. Don't call us, we'll call you. Go paint your Widdle ship.
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski

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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: Zorch

What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!


Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??
warspite1




Yes sorry - having been all holier than thou earlier I've just made a bit of a **** of myself.
warspite1

Matrix should not hire me because I am a Dumbass. I am also extremely retarded.



I will stay on topic. The reason Matrix should not hire warspite1-1=0 is because of what he wrote above.
warspite1

Did I just write that? Wow.. I must be losing my er...my er....what was I saying?



_____________________________

"Before Guadalcanal the enemy advanced at his pleasure. After Guadalcanal, he retreated at ours".

"Mama, There's Rabbits in the Garden"

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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! - 2/6/2013 10:16:43 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

Okie Doe, application now at the bottom of the pile....that's correct-o-mundo, at the bottom. Don't call us, we'll call you. Go paint your Widdle ship.
quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch

What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!


Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??
warspite1




Yes sorry - having been all holier than thou earlier I've just made a bit of a **** of myself.
warspite1

Matrix should not hire me because I am a Dumbass. I am also extremely retarded.



I will stay on topic. The reason Matrix should not hire warspite1-1=0 is because of what he wrote above.
warspite1

Did I just write that? Wow.. I must be losing my er...my er....what was I saying?


warspite1

Not a widdle ship, a great big beautiful ship - the bestest battleship that ever took to the water no less

_____________________________

England expects that every man will do his duty - Horatio Nelson 1805.




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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! - 2/6/2013 10:19:50 PM   
Titanwarrior89


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She is kind of pretty. Ill give that to ya sir! Sleek in the water she is...a great history. But your app is staying on the bottom.
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

Okie Doe, application now at the bottom of the pile....that's correct-o-mundo, at the bottom. Don't call us, we'll call you. Go paint your Widdle ship.
quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch

What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!


Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??
warspite1




Yes sorry - having been all holier than thou earlier I've just made a bit of a **** of myself.
warspite1

Matrix should not hire me because I am a Dumbass. I am also extremely retarded.



I will stay on topic. The reason Matrix should not hire warspite1-1=0 is because of what he wrote above.
warspite1

Did I just write that? Wow.. I must be losing my er...my er....what was I saying?


warspite1

Not a widdle ship, a great big beautiful ship - the bestest battleship that ever took to the water no less



< Message edited by Titanwarrior89 -- 2/6/2013 10:20:24 PM >


_____________________________

"Before Guadalcanal the enemy advanced at his pleasure. After Guadalcanal, he retreated at ours".

"Mama, There's Rabbits in the Garden"

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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! - 2/6/2013 10:24:03 PM   
parusski


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ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

She is kind of pretty. Ill give that to ya sir! Sleek in the water she is...a great history. But your app is staying on the bottom.
quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

Okie Doe, application now at the bottom of the pile....that's correct-o-mundo, at the bottom. Don't call us, we'll call you. Go paint your Widdle ship.
quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch

What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!


Zorch, can you fly this plane and land it??
warspite1




Yes sorry - having been all holier than thou earlier I've just made a bit of a **** of myself.
warspite1

Matrix should not hire me because I am a Dumbass. I am also extremely retarded.



I will stay on topic. The reason Matrix should not hire warspite1-1=0 is because of what he wrote above.
warspite1

Did I just write that? Wow.. I must be losing my er...my er....what was I saying?


warspite1

Not a widdle ship, a great big beautiful ship - the bestest battleship that ever took to the water no less



This thread SHALL NOT COLLAPSE on itself. If any of you continue with the quotes you will be sentenced to 5 years hard laziness in Dutchville. Wherever the heck that is.


_____________________________

"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman

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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! - 2/7/2013 2:30:01 AM   
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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! - 2/7/2013 2:36:22 AM   
parusski


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Yes, I speak jive.








Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

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"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman

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