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MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/15/2012 7:43:59 PM   
SLAAKMAN


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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/16/2012 6:35:52 AM   
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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/16/2012 7:47:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

STUNNING!



warspite1

Question for you: Is the young lady in question:

a) Slightly inebriated, or
b) is her right leg shorter than her left?

I think we should be told...

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/16/2012 8:41:37 AM   
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Cheers, Neilster

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/16/2012 8:50:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Neilster

Neither of the above.

Cheers, Neilster

warspite1

Right thanks...good banter....

Ladies and Gentlemen - The Banter bus has just departed.

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/16/2012 11:22:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Question for you: Is the young lady in question:

a) Slightly inebriated, or
b) is her right leg shorter than her left?

I think we should be told...


Perhaps she's just slipped off the pavement? Or it's a photo taken in the historic hills of Paris, where they built all the best boutiques.

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/16/2012 11:37:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Dixie


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Question for you: Is the young lady in question:

a) Slightly inebriated, or
b) is her right leg shorter than her left?

I think we should be told...


Perhaps she's just slipped off the pavement? Or it's a photo taken in the historic hills of Paris, where they built all the best boutiques.
warspite1

Ahh I see, so the more likely options are:

a) her right leg is in the road, and her left leg on the pavement?, or
b) Her left leg is at the foot of a Parisean hill.

Got it.

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/16/2012 11:58:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Dixie


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Question for you: Is the young lady in question:

a) Slightly inebriated, or
b) is her right leg shorter than her left?

I think we should be told...


Perhaps she's just slipped off the pavement? Or it's a photo taken in the historic hills of Paris, where they built all the best boutiques.
warspite1

Ahh I see, so the more likely options are:

a) her right leg is in the road, and her left leg on the pavement?, or
b) Her left leg is at the foot of a Parisean hill.

Got it.

No. You have not have it right. It is the photographer that has a hunched back so he tilted when he took the photo.

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/16/2012 11:58:44 AM   
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STUNNING!




Stunning is indeed the proper word.

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/16/2012 12:40:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Orm


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ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

STUNNING!




Stunning is indeed the proper word.


Frighting is more like it. A beast that eats small children. YUCK!

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/16/2012 12:54:12 PM   
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Frighting is more like it. A beast that eats small children. YUCK!

Sorry?


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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/17/2012 1:00:20 AM   
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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/17/2012 3:21:32 AM   
JW

 

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/17/2012 7:20:56 AM   
Rtwfreak

 

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Status: offline 		Her teeth are awful and she has a double nose. See the double set of nostrils one above the other? She looks a lil flat chested also no meat there. Her eyes are ok. She's just average but not a stunner.
(ducking from all the people from France now).

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/17/2012 5:11:39 PM   
SLAAKMAN


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Her teeth are awful and she has a double nose. See the double set of nostrils one above the other? She looks a lil flat chested also no meat there. Her eyes are ok. She's just average but not a stunner.
(ducking from all the people from France now).

I Lust after her beautiful Vampyric teeth, her innocent eyes, her powerful smile, her gorgeous little nosey, her radiant complexion, her silky smooth hair & her STUNNING bod.


However, in order to promote harmony I offer Rtwfreak his alternative Soulmate instead;



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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/17/2012 5:26:28 PM   
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Not nearly enough pictures of her posted to allow a true assessment of her beauty.


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I've had enough of you blokes salivating over my girlfriend. Yes she's a pretty girl and yes she is very, very open minded but that's no excuse for this blatant voyeurism

Cheers, Neilster

Here dudes, have a more candid shot of my woman;





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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/18/2012 12:10:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

STUNNING!



warspite1

Question for you: Is the young lady in question:

a) Slightly inebriated, or
b) is her right leg shorter than her left?

I think we should be told...


I think that question pertains to the photographer, not the subject of the photo...

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fair winds,
Brad

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/18/2012 12:23:31 AM   
t001001001

 

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Status: offline 		Look close you can see stretch lines where she already popped out a kid so she comes w/ baggage. At the left observe. See?

Threre's also the tell tale v-line where her belly got destroyed w/ a bbabay.

You can have her SLAKKMAN.

Good luck w/ the kid.

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/18/2012 12:24:57 AM   
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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/18/2012 2:33:40 AM   
SLAAKMAN


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Look close you can see stretch lines where she already popped out a kid so she comes w/ baggage. At the left observe. See?

Threre's also the tell tale v-line where her belly got destroyed w/ a bbabay.

You can have her SLAKKMAN.

Good luck w/ the kid.

IM THANKFUL WE HAVE THE EGGLAYER HERE TO COUNCIL US WITH HIS EXPERT MATCHMAKING SKILLS. AFTER ALL HE UNDERSTANDS THE NEEDS OF A PETIT FEMME SO BEHOLD THE BEAUTY OF A CHICKEN SPECIAL;






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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/18/2012 2:37:31 AM   
SLAAKMAN


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I swear that even at age 49, I will be having a wet dream this evening dreaming of her???? First time since I was 13??? LOL! Oh Man, she is gorgeous!!!



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Germany's unforgivable crime before the Second World War was her attempt to extricate her economy from the world's trading system and to create her own exchange mechanism which would deny world finance its opportunity to profit.
— Winston Churchill

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/18/2012 4:11:59 AM   
Missouri_Rebel


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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/18/2012 7:44:10 AM   
Rtwfreak

 

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ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

Rtwfreak,
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Her teeth are awful and she has a double nose. See the double set of nostrils one above the other? She looks a lil flat chested also no meat there. Her eyes are ok. She's just average but not a stunner.
(ducking from all the people from France now).

I Lust after her beautiful Vampyric teeth, her innocent eyes, her powerful smile, her gorgeous little nosey, her radiant complexion, her silky smooth hair & her STUNNING bod.


However, in order to promote harmony I offer Rtwfreak his alternative Soulmate instead;




Posting pictures of yo mama again Slaak?

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/18/2012 1:34:35 PM   
SLAAKMAN


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Posting pictures of yo mama again Slaak?

That make you my daddy?

MoReb,
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Barely above average.

More for me!


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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/18/2012 9:16:10 PM   
SLAAKMAN


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=9rH1kT8EIOU


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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/22/2012 1:16:35 AM   
t001001001

 

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Status: offline 		SLAAKMAN prefers older women as a 'mother' type figure. The more stretch lines the sexier. I suspect he'd marry his own mum if he was legally allowed to


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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/22/2012 2:04:57 AM   
SLAAKMAN


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Status: offline 		HERE MISTACHICKEN, MATCHMAKING 101 FOR BEAKWANKERS TAUGHT BY A CHICKEN-SPECIAL;

How to know if a girl likes you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnpKMvXz2I8
HAVE ANOTHER CHICKEN SPECIAL ON ME;





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— Winston Churchill

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/22/2012 2:24:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: t001001001

SLAAKMAN prefers older women as a 'mother' type figure. The more stretch lines the sexier. I suspect he'd marry his own mum if he was legally allowed to




Yes Slaakman is oedipus in pig latin.

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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/22/2012 6:38:03 PM   
SLAAKMAN


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RE: MISS FRANCE, OUI MON CHERI! - 12/22/2012 6:40:03 PM   
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"OH WHAT I'D GIVE TO BE 22 AGAIN.....

warspite1

...AND A WOMAN!"

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