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Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/2/2012 8:23:53 PM

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Well during the course of battle, Darth Vader, Admiral of an Imperial Fleet took on a new trait:

DRUNK

One drunk Dark Lord of the Sith...

Anyone had say Jean Luc or James T. gain such a wonderful trait.

But more importantly, on a character like Vader, is there any way to stop it?

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/3/2012 1:24:11 AM

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Well during the course of battle, Darth Vader, Admiral of an Imperial Fleet took on a new trait:

DRUNK

One drunk Dark Lord of the Sith...

Anyone had say Jean Luc or James T. gain such a wonderful trait.

But more importantly, on a character like Vader, is there any way to stop it?

Be aware TJ that Jean Luc Picard's family had a grape orchard and winery in France. James Kirk had
a penchant for Saurian Brandy.

Don't feel bad TJ, just pray that ole Darth didn't get that 'drunk' trait from Romulan Ale!
(Then he'll have to use 'THE FORCE' to defend against DATA's incursions into the Empire!)

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/3/2012 1:29:00 AM

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But more importantly, on a character like Vader, is there any way to stop it?

Him getting drunk, not really, but keeping him on a planet idle instead of on a transport
full of troops playing cards waiting to invade somewhere might.

Keeping DATA from stealing Romulan Ale, I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT! That DATA can be so stealthy and intuitive!

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/3/2012 5:32:58 AM

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But more importantly, on a character like Vader, is there any way to stop it?

Him getting drunk, not really, but keeping him on a planet idle instead of on a transport full of troops playing cards waiting to invade somewhere might.

Okay Ed: You! tell him to stay planet-side...

Thank you, I had a really good laugh at this... :)

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/3/2012 11:58:39 AM

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Thank you, I had a really good laugh at this... :)

Yeah...me also! Just wait 'til my Galactic Birthday Party next Monday!

(Wow....has it REALLY been a year already!)

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/3/2012 4:36:13 PM

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In all fairness....

If you fell into lava and lost as much of your body as he did, the only you'd really have left in the world is getting drunk.

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/3/2012 7:05:00 PM

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In all fairness.... If you fell into lava and lost as much of your body as he did, the only you'd really have left in the world is getting drunk.

I agree, but there is something lost if...

DV: ObiWan never told you what happened to your Father...
LS: He told me enough; he told me he began drinking...
DV: No, I am your father... hic...

Just does not have quiet the same ambiance...

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/4/2012 2:43:38 PM

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Don't tell me I now have Mr Data AND the Dark Lord of the Sith trying to take off with my Ale!

"hic"

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/5/2012 1:05:28 AM

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Don't tell me I now have Mr Data AND the Dark Lord of the Sith trying to take off with my Ale!

"hic"

Igard, for a small fee.... Say a few cases every week

I do have a rather empty, recently security upgraded cargo bay to store your ale...

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/5/2012 1:16:11 AM

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Luke, joine me and together, ...hic... we can raid IGard's ale store as father and son... hic...

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/5/2012 3:06:20 AM

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quote:

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quote:

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Don't tell me I now have Mr Data AND the Dark Lord of the Sith trying to take off with my Ale!

"hic"

Igard, for a small fee.... Say a few cases every week

I do have a rather empty, recently security upgraded cargo bay to store your ale...

Hey Shark....could I hire you to provide security for my Galactic Birthday Party in the AAR Forum
on Stardate 12-10 coming up? Let me know your fee!

( Although I warn you, DATA used an assassin to assist him in raiding Igard's Ale last year! )

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/5/2012 3:34:12 AM

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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shark7

quote:

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Don't tell me I now have Mr Data AND the Dark Lord of the Sith trying to take off with my Ale!

"hic"

Igard, for a small fee.... Say a few cases every week

I do have a rather empty, recently security upgraded cargo bay to store your ale...

Hey Shark....could I hire you to provide security for my Galactic Birthday Party in the AAR Forum
on Stardate 12-10 coming up? Let me know your fee!

( Although I warn you, DATA used an assassin to assist him in raiding Igard's Ale last year! )

I don't see a problem with that. I shall transport it to a secret destination and shall assign an entire legion of my finest troopers to guard it.

For fees...shall we say 10 Cases of Romulan Ale an 2 of Corellian Brandy?

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/5/2012 3:59:13 AM

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Hmm, I don't know Shark. A security group that accepts payment in booze? Have to think about that one.

I have a legion of Reman shock troops guarding it now. Even Mr Data would be bold to attempt anything at present. But then, never can be too sure with him... Re-doubling the guard now.

I must stockpile in preparation for Ed's birthday do.

Incidentaly, your birthday coincides with the release of TNG season 2 on blu-ray. However, there's a different effects company working on it this time. It doesn't look as good as Season 1. Still HD Trek!!

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/5/2012 4:03:52 AM

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Hmm, I don't know Shark. A security group that accepts payment in booze? Have to think about that one.

I have a legion of Reman shock troops guarding it now. Even Mr Data would be bold to attempt anything at present. But then, never can be too sure with him... Re-doubling the guard now.

I must stockpile in preparation for Ed's birthday do.

Incidentaly, your birthday coincides with the release of TNG season 2 on blu-ray. However, there's a different effects company working on it this time. It doesn't look as good as Season 1. Still HD Trek!!

Well imagine a Legion of drunk Stormtroopers...trust me, the drunkeness can only IMPROVE their aim!

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/5/2012 5:00:52 AM

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As usual your logic is flawless. I'll pay you 50 cases now. And a further 50 cases of Romulan ale if (and only if) you can protect the stockpile before Ed's birthday party on Dec 10th. Mr Data must not be allowed near my cargobay!

And if I catch any of your Stormtroopers sober on the job. It'll be out the nearest airlock with them!

Do we have a deal?

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/5/2012 5:09:24 AM

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As usual your logic is flawless. I'll pay you 50 cases now. And a further 50 cases of Romulan ale if (and only if) you can protect the stockpile before Ed's birthday party on Dec 10th. Mr Data must not be allowed near my cargobay!

And if I catch any of your Stormtroopers sober on the job. It'll be out the nearest airlock with them!

Do we have a deal?

Deal...it's a pleasure doing business with you. Shall we drink to the conclusion of our arrangement?

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/5/2012 5:54:28 AM

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Data, I think you and Darth Drunk... erh ah... Vader need to have a chat. I sense a challenge being thrown down here...

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/5/2012 7:16:42 AM

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Does he know the dark side of the bottle?

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/5/2012 12:09:00 PM

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quote:

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Don't tell me I now have Mr Data AND the Dark Lord of the Sith trying to take off with my Ale!

"hic"

Igard, for a small fee.... Say a few cases every week

I do have a rather empty, recently security upgraded cargo bay to store your ale...

Hey Shark....could I hire you to provide security for my Galactic Birthday Party in the AAR Forum
on Stardate 12-10 coming up? Let me know your fee!

( Although I warn you, DATA used an assassin to assist him in raiding Igard's Ale last year! )

I don't see a problem with that. I shall transport it to a secret destination and shall assign an entire legion of my finest troopers to guard it.

For fees...shall we say 10 Cases of Romulan Ale an 2 of Corellian Brandy?

DONE! Send the coordinates what system to rendezvous with you at. I'm prepping the freight to ship now! I'm kinda low on the Corellian Brandy though Shark, give me a day or two so I can plot a course by planet Coruscant and re-distribute a few more bottles from TJHKKR's stash while Darth Vader is having his hangover. Will get back with you soon....BTW, concerning Igard, 50 cases sounds a bit under-priced seeing how wealthy the Romulan has become from Ale hoarding....just a thought!

Your shipment is ready!

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/5/2012 11:16:03 PM

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Great News! The shipment of Romulan Ale for the party is ready to leave from a secret location deep within Romulan space.

Shark, thanks for the loan of the Star Destroyer for this mission. No way Mr Data will attempt a raid on this fleet!

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/5/2012 11:34:54 PM

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My main escort fleets awaits the arrival of the shipment at the rendezvous point somewhere in deep space. The Inderdictor Cruiser Maelstrom should make any hijacking attempts extremely difficult.

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/6/2012 3:07:17 AM

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WOW!!!!!
Looks like the External security for my upcoming birthday bash is in very good hands!
Thanks Shark7!

By Stardate 12-09, I'll provide everyone with the system coordinates for the party location. At
that time, I'll have my Internal Security Specialist River Tam contact you to coordinate orbit
and docking procedures at the SpacePort!

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/6/2012 6:06:21 AM

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I think data has already struck one of Vader's secret locations...
I can see his hand in the security footage...

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/6/2012 11:59:22 PM

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Wow....he's back....RAISING SHIELDS!!!!!!

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/7/2012 12:35:58 AM

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That's him alright. The bottle is a dead give-away.

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/7/2012 7:27:44 AM

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Man, until you pointed the bottle I only saw the mini death star. Lower your shields, I'm going back to nerd rehab

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/7/2012 2:50:57 PM

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To be honest, I only just realised, it's a barbecue in the shape of a Death Star!

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/7/2012 6:41:05 PM

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Man, until you pointed the bottle I only saw the mini death star. Lower your shields, I'm going back to nerd rehab.

To be honest, I only just realised, it's a barbecue in the shape of a Death Star!

Laughing...

That was funny. I am in the office laughing, and people are wondering why... somehow they are not seeing the humor of a droid stealing booze from a Romulan and then going into nerd rehab...
But I do not need to go into nerd rehab...

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/8/2012 6:51:58 AM

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I don't need to go into nerd rehab either.

In other news, my Star Trek TNG Season 2 Bluray has been dispatched from Amazon! Nerd-gasm!

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RE: Serious but funny... Darth Vader drunk... - 12/8/2012 8:25:53 AM

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In other news, my Star Trek TNG Season 2 Bluray has been dispatched from Amazon! Nerd-gasm!

Note to self......

Have Surveillance Division immediately dispatch 4 Long-Range Deep Recon vessels to Romulan Space!

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