From: brisbane oz
Hitler was infuriated by the anti-Nazi jokes that were popular in Germany as soon as he came
to power. He issued an order to the Gestapo:
"Find out who's responsible and bring him to me!"
So a Jewish comedian, Y ossel von Goldbloom, was dragged into the Fuhrer's presence.
Hitler roared: "Did you invent the one about me
and the ***?"
"Yes," admitted Goldbloom.
"What about the one about me and the swine?" "Yes, me too," nodded Goldbloom.
"And the one that says the day I die will be a Jewish holiday?"
"That too, I'm afraid," confessed Goldbloom.
"You pig of a Jew!" screamed Hitler.
"Don't you realise I'm the Fuhrer of the Third Reich - a great empire that will last a thousand years?"
"Ha! Ha!" shrieked Goldbloom, falling all over the place, "that's wonderful! But you can't blame me for that one - I never heard it before.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life