Now listen here Empire, you keep your sausage to yourself
What I do with my sausages is my own affair!!
Anyway, they have all been requisitioned by the Quartermaster General to supply the troops for my uber von Schlieffen plan;
Codename: Operation Schnapps & Sausages In Paris Before Winter.
Hmmmmm.........I think the Codename might possibly give the Allies a clue to my intentions...
Preparations are almost finished, I have my false Kaiser moustache, a pickelhaube, and a tray of sauerkraut at the ready.......all I have to do now is find that old metal cannon that fired matchsticks at toy soldiers when I was six, and my glorious plan to crush Warspite will be complete........
Anyway, I've got to put my straightjacket back on,.... back to this excellent AAR......
Our lives may be more boring than those who lived in apocalyptic times,
but being bored is greatly preferable to being prematurely dead because of some ideological fantasy. - Michael Burleigh