I say, steady on, your making me sound like one of those communist chappie's.
Indeed Sir!! I have already written to Lord Salisbury to review your membership of the Victorian Employer's Club for Filthy Rich Industrialist's.
Feeding and clothing your underage child slaves is strictly forbidden under the club's rules, as you well know sir!
Next thing is you'll be listening to your wife and endeavouring to teach them to read and write!!.
Ye Gad sir!!!
I will not stand for it sir!!
Lord Strathclyde of Empire
P.S. For your information, I feel this is more than adequate for my workers sir!!
Sensible policies for a happier Britain
Indeed they are sir!!
I'm off to soundly whip a chap who took a few hours off, to take his sick child to the infirmary!!
Family before profit?? The man is obviously insane.
Lord Empire, I must respectfully request that you desist from giving specific stories re your workers. Have you not checked your NDA?
Our lives may be more boring than those who lived in apocalyptic times,
but being bored is greatly preferable to being prematurely dead because of some ideological fantasy. - Michael Burleigh