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The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/12/2012 8:53:14 PM   
radic202


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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Babe Ruth
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Lyndon B. Johnson
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Paul Horning
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

H. L. Mencken
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

George Bernard Shaw
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

Dave Barry
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!

W. C. Fields
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Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher
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One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo c an only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


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RE: The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/12/2012 11:10:38 PM   
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I just downed two shots of Balvenie to agree with this brilliant post.

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RE: The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/13/2012 12:11:05 AM   
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"The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does."

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RE: The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/13/2012 1:41:35 AM   
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A German proverb says: stupidity devours, intelligence boozes.

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RE: The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/13/2012 3:17:57 AM   
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Beer = MAN BOOBS + FAT. GROSS!






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RE: The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/13/2012 3:39:00 AM   
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Beer = MAN BOOBS + FAT. GROSS!







Finally we see Slaak, Orm and Warspite1

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RE: The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/13/2012 4:13:42 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

Beer = MAN BOOBS + FAT. GROSS!







Finally we see Slaak, Orm and Warspite1



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that made my Day!

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RE: The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/13/2012 12:23:12 PM   
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The perils of the demon drink.




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RE: The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/13/2012 1:18:16 PM   
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The perils of the demon drink.






Luckily he was drunk, that would have hurt if he was sober

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RE: The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/13/2012 6:06:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Wolfe


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The perils of the demon drink.






Luckily he was drunk, that would have hurt if he was sober
warspite1

How did he NOT manage to break his neck

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RE: The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/13/2012 9:13:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Wolfe


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ORIGINAL: redcoat


The perils of the demon drink.






Luckily he was drunk, that would have hurt if he was sober
warspite1

How did he NOT manage to break his neck


Damn you Watson, I thought you deleted that video of me emerging from the Stinky Finger Club.

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RE: The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/13/2012 10:20:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Wolfe


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ORIGINAL: redcoat


The perils of the demon drink.






Luckily he was drunk, that would have hurt if he was sober
warspite1

How did he NOT manage to break his neck


Damn you Watson, I thought you deleted that video of me emerging from the Stinky Finger Club.



Even though parusski won't admit we finally know what happen to his head/thinking now???? LOL!

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RE: The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/13/2012 11:21:43 PM   
Zap


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I do love my R Beer


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RE: The Joys of Beer and Alcohol! - 10/14/2012 4:01:50 AM   
parusski


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ORIGINAL: radic202


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Wolfe


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ORIGINAL: redcoat


The perils of the demon drink.






Luckily he was drunk, that would have hurt if he was sober
warspite1

How did he NOT manage to break his neck


Damn you Watson, I thought you deleted that video of me emerging from the Stinky Finger Club.



Even though parusski won't admit we finally know what happen to his head/thinking now???? LOL!



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