soojan the Spambot

[warspite1]

Spambot soojan wrote (in a thread that will hopefully soon be removed):

If are you thinking to construct a building? If yes, first visit Scheduling Consultants
before starting your work. This site tells you everything you need to construct a building. You can take benifits by saving your money and time so visit it once.

Warspite1 replied

Thanks - soojan great post. Not as funny as dumas' this morning (which was sadly removed as it was genuinely funny) but a useful addition to the matrix knowledge base nonetheless.

I know that Chickenboy was looking for a Scheduling Consultants for a new building he wants to construct; I think its a new coop for his missus, so why not call in on him next time you're in Minnsoda.

No, seriously, he may come across as a dull, wargamer type with a dodgy taste in women and a penchant for infectious diseases, but underneath that he's....er...yeah..second thoughts, you may want to steer clear of the Minnsoda area.....

I don't need a coop, but I'll certainly be visiting your great site once; would be great to take some benifits and save my money.

[Yogi the Great]

When your done visiting the land of 10,000 lakes, drive over to Wisconsin. We have 12,000 lakes and there are fish in ours.

Even the Vikings are looking to leave Minnesota. [:D]

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

When your done visiting the land of 10,000 lakes, drive over to Wisconsin. We have 12,000 lakes and there are fish in ours.

Even the Vikings are looking to leave Minnesota. [:D]

Warspite1

Well I never knew that! Shows how useful spambots can be. It took me a while to understand what you were talking about.... "why is Yogi writing about Finland?"....... I thought. That's a lot of lakes you got there - in both states. I wonder if soojan's site has a section on constructing buildings in lakeland areas? I suggest you check it out Yogi.

[rodney727]

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

When your done visiting the land of 10,000 lakes, drive over to Wisconsin. We have 12,000 lakes and there are fish in ours.

Even the Vikings are looking to leave Minnesota. [:D]

Unfortunate that Minnesota and Wisconsin count every pothole in the road a "lake". If you want to see true beauty come to Iowa. We have "fields of dreams"[:D]

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: rogo727

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

When your done visiting the land of 10,000 lakes, drive over to Wisconsin. We have 12,000 lakes and there are fish in ours.

Even the Vikings are looking to leave Minnesota. [:D]

Unfortunate that Minnesota and Wisconsin count every pothole in the road a "lake". If you want to see true beauty come to Iowa. We have "fields of dreams"[:D]

Warspite1

Yes, yes, yes, but what do you do if you want to construct a buildings on the field of dreams? I suggest you check out soojan's helpful website - it will give you money and save you benifits.

[Yogi the Great]

ORIGINAL: rogo727

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

When your done visiting the land of 10,000 lakes, drive over to Wisconsin. We have 12,000 lakes and there are fish in ours.

Even the Vikings are looking to leave Minnesota. [:D]

Unfortunate that Minnesota and Wisconsin count every pothole in the road a "lake". If you want to see true beauty come to Iowa. We have "fields of dreams"[:D]

Been to Iowa, all the lakes must be hiding in cornfields. Summer you see corn, winter you see flat dirt. Although Iowa is beautiful compared to Illinois.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: rogo727

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

When your done visiting the land of 10,000 lakes, drive over to Wisconsin. We have 12,000 lakes and there are fish in ours.

Even the Vikings are looking to leave Minnesota. [:D]

Unfortunate that Minnesota and Wisconsin count every pothole in the road a "lake". If you want to see true beauty come to Iowa. We have "fields of corn and nothing but"[:D]

Good morning rogo. I fixed that sentence for you...[:D]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

When your done visiting the land of 10,000 lakes, drive over to Wisconsin. We have 12,000 lakes and there are fish in ours.

Even the Vikings are looking to leave Minnesota. [:D]

I noticed that you posted this at 7:05am. Admirable restraint-staying sober that long into your day in Wisconsin. Isn't that contrary to state law? [:'(]

[Yogi the Great]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

When your done visiting the land of 10,000 lakes, drive over to Wisconsin. We have 12,000 lakes and there are fish in ours.

Even the Vikings are looking to leave Minnesota. [:D]

I noticed that you posted this at 7:05am. Admirable restraint-staying sober that long into your day in Wisconsin. Isn't that contrary to state law? [:'(]

Well, I was still waiting for my breakfast of Bratwurst and sauerkraut to finish cooking so I was only on my third beer.

[rodney727]

All kidding aside I have spent many a fine summer in Minnesota only been to Wisconsin once as a kid to see the Wisconsin dells. And while yes Iowa has endless miles of corn and wheat there is nothing like it in the fall.

[Yogi the Great]

ORIGINAL: rogo727

All kidding aside I have spent many a fine summer in Minnesota only been to Wisconsin once as a kid to see the Wisconsin dells. And while yes Iowa has endless miles of corn and wheat there is nothing like it in the fall.

Actually they are all great states (which I will deny admitting later) We have plenty of vacation visitors that enjoy Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan every summer. The Northwoods call to many. Now if we could just keep you out of our state![:'(] No wait, we need the tourist dollars.

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

ORIGINAL: rogo727

All kidding aside I have spent many a fine summer in Minnesota only been to Wisconsin once as a kid to see the Wisconsin dells. And while yes Iowa has endless miles of corn and wheat there is nothing like it in the fall.

Actually they are all great states (which I will deny admitting later) We have plenty of vacation visitors that enjoy Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan every summer. The Northwoods call to many. Now if we could just keep you out of our state![:'(] No wait, we need the tourist dollars.

I love cheese. Once my family and I spent a few days in Wisconsin(as a side trip while visiting Chicago) and no matter how much we searched we found nothing but CHEESE SHOPS. BORING.

[warspite1]

Er can we show shoojan some respect please? Spambots have feelings too you know. Just because he is not online at the moment, there is no need to de-rail his informative thread on the engrossing subjects of building consultants, benifits and saving money.

[Orm]

Indeed. Bots have feelings.

[planner 3]

Shojan is just an honest hardworking Chinese peasent, driving around in his BMW, with a Government issued Laptop, being paid by Mao little brothers to make life miserable for American, English, German, Dutch, Belgium, Canadian gamers, and even Mexican Cartels. Forgive the little bas^&**, at least he's working for the company. Now can I interesr you in a ............

"THIS HAS BEEN SCANNED FOR PORN AND SPAM"

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: rogo727

All kidding aside I have spent many a fine summer in Minnesota only been to Wisconsin once as a kid to see the Wisconsin dells. And while yes Iowa has endless miles of corn and wheat there is nothing like it in the fall.

Oh all right, I'll say something nice about Iowa...

I drove through there to visit Lincoln, NE last summer. Took back roads all the way through, intentionally avoiding interstates where possible. It's beautiful country-rolling hills, shaded glens of tree-lined creeks and open land. It reminds me of the California inland foothills of the Sierras, except with better farmland.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

ORIGINAL: rogo727

All kidding aside I have spent many a fine summer in Minnesota only been to Wisconsin once as a kid to see the Wisconsin dells. And while yes Iowa has endless miles of corn and wheat there is nothing like it in the fall.

Actually they are all great states (which I will deny admitting later) We have plenty of vacation visitors that enjoy Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan every summer. The Northwoods call to many. Now if we could just keep you out of our state![:'(] No wait, we need the tourist dollars.

Alright, since no one will remember me saying something nice about Wisconsin, I guess I'll say here that Wisconsin is a lovely state with tremendous variety of leisure activities available. Beautiful rolling hills, fascinating geographical rock formations (SW WI), lovely forests and great fishing.

I lived in Madison for a year or so a while back. Fun city. While I enjoyed the multitude of cultural opportunities there, the politics were definitely whack.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

ORIGINAL: rogo727

All kidding aside I have spent many a fine summer in Minnesota only been to Wisconsin once as a kid to see the Wisconsin dells. And while yes Iowa has endless miles of corn and wheat there is nothing like it in the fall.

Actually they are all great states (which I will deny admitting later) We have plenty of vacation visitors that enjoy Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan every summer. The Northwoods call to many. Now if we could just keep you out of our state![:'(] No wait, we need the tourist dollars.

I love cheese. Once my family and I spent a few days in Wisconsin(as a side trip while visiting Chicago) and no matter how much we searched we found nothing but CHEESE SHOPS. BORING.

Madison has "Benson's Smut and Eggs". Buffet breakfast at a restaurant whilest porn is streamed onto big screens all around the restaurant. Try to find THAT in Wyoming, parusski!

[parusski]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great




Actually they are all great states (which I will deny admitting later) We have plenty of vacation visitors that enjoy Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan every summer. The Northwoods call to many. Now if we could just keep you out of our state![:'(] No wait, we need the tourist dollars.

I love cheese. Once my family and I spent a few days in Wisconsin(as a side trip while visiting Chicago) and no matter how much we searched we found nothing but CHEESE SHOPS. BORING.

Madison has "Benson's Smut and Eggs". Buffet breakfast at a restaurant whilest porn is streamed onto big screens all around the restaurant. Try to find THAT in Wyoming, parusski!

Actually, I am a silent partner in "Benson's Smut and Eggs"!!!

[danlongman]

I used to live in Minnesota back in the last century.
The Minneapolis fone book then had 26 pages of Johnsons and 17 pages of Jensens.
Talk about excitement!!! I moved to Canada lowering the the average IQ of both juridictions.
People say Minnesota is the part of Usa most like Kanookistan.
I went to Iowa once. They had pigs there. The pigs all dreamed of running away to
Wisconsin and becoming bratwurst. Pigs smell bad and have little beedy eyes that
haunt your dreams for a lifetime. I need to visit soojan once and take some benefits there.
cheers