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natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 10:20:29 PM

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M'Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen (and Steiner)

Please be upstanding and raise a glass to mccolleague nate25 who, despite being unable to read or write, has achieved the princely sum of 1,000 posts!!

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 10:23:58 PM

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M'Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen (and Steiner)

Please be upstanding and raise a glass to mccolleague nate25 who, despite being unable to read or write, has achieved the princely sum of 1,000 posts!!

I am so happy for the lad. But he actually has 1001,er 1002...

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 10:30:49 PM

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Thank you, thank you. Who knew such drivel would lead to such fortune and fame?

Where's the bar?

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 10:32:51 PM

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ORIGINAL: nate25

Thank you, thank you. Who knew such drivel would lead to such fortune and fame?

Where's the bar?

It's just past the pool fool of cash and the harem for men like us; FAMOUS AND RICH.

_____________________________

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 10:50:10 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

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ORIGINAL: nate25

Thank you, thank you. Who knew such drivel would lead to such fortune and fame?

Where's the bar?

It's just past the pool fool of cash and the harem for men like us; FAMOUS AND RICH.

Warspite1

Ain't that the truth? Since surpassing 5,000 posts, you would not believe the success I have had with women!! It's really useful as a chat up line:

(Warspite1 spots a drop-dead gorgeous, slim, 5'10" dark-haired beauty across the dance-floor).
W1: Hey babe - howya doin?
Babe: Get lost you maggot...(turns to walk off)
W1: Okay, but your loss - maybe you just passed up the chance to speak to someone with over 5,000 Matrix posts.
Babe: (spins round) Really? Five THOUSAND posts? With Matrix? The wargamers right?
W1: Yeah babe - five thousand (pauses for effect) and rising...fast
Babe: Can I buy you a drink?
W1: No need - get your coat - you just pulled.....

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 10:52:53 PM

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I can't believe you c*%k-blocked me like that, W1.

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 10:55:48 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25

Thank you, thank you. Who knew such drivel would lead to such fortune and fame?

Where's the bar?

It's just past the pool fool of cash and the harem for men like us; FAMOUS AND RICH.

Warspite1

Ain't that the truth? Since surpassing 5,000 posts, you would not believe the success I have had with women!! It's really useful as a chat up line:

(Warspite1 spots a drop-dead gorgeous, slim, 5'10" dark-haired beauty across the dance-floor).
W1: Hey babe - howya doin?
Babe: Get lost you maggot...(turns to walk off)
W1: Okay, but your loss - maybe you just passed up the chance to speak to someone with over 5,000 Matrix posts.
Babe: (spins round) Really? Five THOUSAND posts? With Matrix? The wargamers right?
W1: Yeah babe - five thousand (pauses for effect) and rising...fast
Babe: Can I buy you a drink?
W1: No need - get your coat - you just pulled.....

Damn, that was as smooth as The Thin Man(Nick Charles).

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 10:56:06 PM

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ORIGINAL: nate25

I can't believe you c*%k-blocked me like that, W1.

Warspite1

What does that mean?

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 10:59:08 PM

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I can't believe you c*%k-blocked me like that, W1.

Warspite1

What does that mean?

Once again old man, GOOGLE.

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 11:01:41 PM

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I can't believe you c*%k-blocked me like that, W1.

Warspite1

What does that mean?

You cut in on the chick I was workin'.

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 11:02:38 PM

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ORIGINAL: nate25

I can't believe you c*%k-blocked me like that, W1.

Warspite1

What does that mean?

You cut in on the chick I was workin'.

More importantly, and accurately, like that's gonna happen either way.

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 11:04:56 PM

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Ah, well, at 5'10" she's a little tall for my taste anyway.

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 11:13:12 PM

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I can't believe you c*%k-blocked me like that, W1.

Warspite1

What does that mean?

You cut in on the chick I was workin'.

Warspite1

Sorry I should have realised - I recall the conversation now.

W1 and Babe in the back of a taxi.

W1: Well it looks like its your lucky night babe
Babe: (dreamily) Certainly does - (angrier now) I was being bored to death by some American guy from Ohio. Sheesh, what a schmuck - couldn't even spell his own name. I think he was an illiterate.
W1: (smoothly) How positively ghastly for you. Sounds like I arrived in the nick of time...

(Taxi drives off into the distance........)

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 11:20:49 PM

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Taxi drives off A CLIFF

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 11:22:09 PM

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Taxi drives off A CLIFF

Warspite1

No, not a cliff - but she was taken to heaven and back that night.....

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 11:24:02 PM

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Taxi drives off A CLIFF

Warspite1

No, not a cliff - but she was taken to heaven and back that night.....

Warspite1

I think I have a picture of her somewhere....oh yes, here it is (allegedly)

Attachment (1)

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 11:29:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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Taxi drives off A CLIFF

Warspite1

No, not a cliff - but she was taken to heaven and back that night.....

Warspite1

I think I have a picture of her somewhere....oh yes, here it is (allegedly)

LOL, u win.

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/5/2012 11:48:53 PM

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So how are you going to celebrate your achievement natester?

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/6/2012 12:17:32 AM

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I can't believe you c*%k-blocked me like that, W1.

Warspite1

What does that mean?

omg, thanks that just made my day

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/6/2012 12:27:30 AM

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I can't believe you c*%k-blocked me like that, W1.

Warspite1

What does that mean?

omg, thanks that just made my day

Warspite1

What did? The fact Ididn't know what it was or the fact that I had done it to natester

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/6/2012 12:43:03 AM

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Warspite1

What did? The fact Ididn't know what it was or the fact that I had done it to natester

Well for me, its BOTH.

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/6/2012 12:49:31 AM

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Warspite1

What did? The fact Ididn't know what it was or the fact that I had done it to natester

Well for me, its BOTH.

Warspite1

In which case I am glad to be of service gentlemen.

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/6/2012 1:42:51 AM

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Laughing.....hard.....cannot.......breathe......stomach......hurts.....

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/6/2012 1:53:47 AM

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Laughing.....hard.....cannot.......breathe......stomach......hurts.....

There is a lot to laugh about around here.

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/6/2012 2:41:18 AM

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: nate25

I can't believe you c*%k-blocked me like that, W1.

Warspite1

What does that mean?

omg, thanks that just made my day

Warspite1

What did? The fact Ididn't know what it was or the fact that I had done it to natester

lol both.

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/6/2012 6:21:08 AM

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: parusski

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ORIGINAL: nate25

Thank you, thank you. Who knew such drivel would lead to such fortune and fame?

Where's the bar?

It's just past the pool fool of cash and the harem for men like us; FAMOUS AND RICH.

Warspite1

Ain't that the truth? Since surpassing 5,000 posts, you would not believe the success I have had with women!! It's really useful as a chat up line:

(Warspite1 spots a drop-dead gorgeous, slim, 5'10" dark-haired beauty across the dance-floor).
W1: Hey babe - howya doin?
Babe: Get lost you maggot...(turns to walk off)
W1: Okay, but your loss - maybe you just passed up the chance to speak to someone with over 5,000 Matrix posts.
Babe: (spins round) Really? Five THOUSAND posts? With Matrix? The wargamers right?
W1: Yeah babe - five thousand (pauses for effect) and rising...fast
Babe: Can I buy you a drink?
W1: No need - get your coat - you just pulled.....

Warspite1

Just curious - has anyone else been able to use Matrix as a chat up line?

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/6/2012 12:40:35 PM

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25

Thank you, thank you. Who knew such drivel would lead to such fortune and fame?

Where's the bar?

It's just past the pool fool of cash and the harem for men like us; FAMOUS AND RICH.

Warspite1

Ain't that the truth? Since surpassing 5,000 posts, you would not believe the success I have had with women!! It's really useful as a chat up line:

(Warspite1 spots a drop-dead gorgeous, slim, 5'10" dark-haired beauty across the dance-floor).
W1: Hey babe - howya doin?
Babe: Get lost you maggot...(turns to walk off)
W1: Okay, but your loss - maybe you just passed up the chance to speak to someone with over 5,000 Matrix posts.
Babe: (spins round) Really? Five THOUSAND posts? With Matrix? The wargamers right?
W1: Yeah babe - five thousand (pauses for effect) and rising...fast
Babe: Can I buy you a drink?
W1: No need - get your coat - you just pulled.....

Warspite1

Just curious - has anyone else been able to use Matrix as a chat up line?

I really, really believe that honor might belong to just one individual. And your Matix line is almost as classy as "Great legs, what time do they open?"

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/6/2012 12:51:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: parusski

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25

Thank you, thank you. Who knew such drivel would lead to such fortune and fame?

Where's the bar?

It's just past the pool fool of cash and the harem for men like us; FAMOUS AND RICH.

Warspite1

Ain't that the truth? Since surpassing 5,000 posts, you would not believe the success I have had with women!! It's really useful as a chat up line:

(Warspite1 spots a drop-dead gorgeous, slim, 5'10" dark-haired beauty across the dance-floor).
W1: Hey babe - howya doin?
Babe: Get lost you maggot...(turns to walk off)
W1: Okay, but your loss - maybe you just passed up the chance to speak to someone with over 5,000 Matrix posts.
Babe: (spins round) Really? Five THOUSAND posts? With Matrix? The wargamers right?
W1: Yeah babe - five thousand (pauses for effect) and rising...fast
Babe: Can I buy you a drink?
W1: No need - get your coat - you just pulled.....

Warspite1

Just curious - has anyone else been able to use Matrix as a chat up line?

I really, really believe that honor might belong to just one individual. And your Matix line is almost as classy as "Great legs, what time do they open?"

Warspite1

Very delicate; very subtle - thanks for that Steiner.....

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RE: natester 25 - "get in there my son" - 5/6/2012 6:28:04 PM

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I really, really believe that honor might belong to just one individual. And your Matix line is almost as classy as "Great legs, what time do they open?"

Warspite1

Very delicate; very subtle - thanks for that Steiner.....

Why thank you war.

Btw natina, what is your next goal. And never forget, we are all counting on you.

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