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Life's lessons - 5/4/2012 12:52:57 AM   
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Life lessons as taught to me by my mentor, Professor E. Cartman.

This is a thread that welcomes life lessons from all of my Matrix Games Forums friends and [GASP] enemies.

I heartily approve all your posts pre-post approval pending per Matrix rules as written by S. Ambrose.

ONE REQUIREMENT: WATCHING THE ENTIRE VIDEO LINK I HAVE PROVIDED!

Good luck folks, we are counting on you.

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RE: Life's lessons - 5/4/2012 1:06:54 AM   
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An important lesson in life:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8fwtkC5UJU

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RE: Life's lessons - 5/4/2012 1:09:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: nate25

An important lesson in life:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8fwtkC5UJU


Well thanks for that, it is too late for some of us.

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RE: Life's lessons - 5/4/2012 1:12:47 AM   
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A moment of truth caught on this video CLICK HERE FOLKS!!!!!

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RE: Life's lessons - 5/4/2012 1:56:44 AM   
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Here is one:

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd - E. Blackadder.

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RE: Life's lessons - 5/4/2012 2:01:22 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

A moment of truth caught on this video CLICK HERE FOLKS!!!!!

I remember watching that. Matt folly was my hero

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RE: Life's lessons - 5/4/2012 2:30:43 AM   
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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

A moment of truth caught on this video CLICK HERE FOLKS!!!!!

I remember watching that. Matt folly was my hero


Farley was a comedy god.

MATT FOLEY MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER HERE, CHRIS FARLEY'S BEST

David Spade and Christina Applegate can't keep it together. Hell, Christina could not even show her face.

I read somewhere that the fall on the coffee table at was not really planned. Look closely at everyone's faces.
ANYWHO, this was a LIFE LESSON.

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RE: Life's lessons - 5/4/2012 2:34:09 AM   
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My favorite all time movie of his is tommy boy. Best line ever? You can get a good look up your butchers ass...no wait that's your ass. I make it a point to watch it at least once a year.

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RE: Life's lessons - 6/21/2012 1:39:51 PM   
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I like what you share.I love my mum


What a coincidence, I LOVE your mom every time you dad goes to work.

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RE: Life's lessons - 6/21/2012 6:04:27 PM   
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"Never go to bed with someone stranger than you."

Can't remember the source, but it's the best advice I've ever heard.

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RE: Life's lessons - 6/21/2012 9:09:09 PM   
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"Head to the roundhouse. They can't corner you there."

"Wherever you go, there you are."

"There are lies, damn lies and then there are statistics."

"No good dead goes unpunished."

" If you're under 25 and aren't a liberal you have no heart. If your'e over 30 and aren't a conservative you have no brain."

" I don't understand, I've cut this board three times and it's still too short."

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RE: Life's lessons - 6/21/2012 9:36:56 PM   
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Never Mess With Rutins. Forget who said it.

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RE: Life's lessons - 6/21/2012 9:37:51 PM   
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Never Mess With Rutins. Forget who said it.


Hehe. Very true. Actually though I think very lenient. I was banned somewhere once for having a few accounts and never attacked anyone but got a lifetime ban. So I think Erik is alot more level headed than most.

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RE: Life's lessons - 6/21/2012 9:40:09 PM   
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"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it" — Mark Twain

Love Twain Quotes

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RE: Life's lessons - 6/21/2012 9:43:42 PM   
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Twain had some great quotes. Though not as good as Alan Partridge. Mr Partridge is back on on Sky Atlantic soon. Looking forward to it.

"Eat my cheese"
"Kiss my Face"
and many others.

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RE: Life's lessons - 6/21/2012 9:45:02 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: wodin

Twain had some great quotes. Though not as good as Alan Partridge. Mr Partridge is back on on Sky Atlantic soon. Looking forward to it.

"Eat my cheese"
"Kiss my Face"
and many others.
Warspite1

Smell my Cheese, surely?


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RE: Life's lessons - 6/21/2012 10:17:32 PM   
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Warspite can't remember now..actually you right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NUoiW-0wBc

Give me second series...

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