It's an impressive start for young Miss Jones in group 2. Meanwhile Hayek has stormed into an early lead, almost from nowhere, much to the delight of the Mexican audience. Although you have to say that the Australians will be disappointed to find Isla struggling in group three despite being hotly tipped by some to take the title.
Obviously the Geordie nation will be devastated to find Cheryl trailing with 0 points. Perhaps the accent has proven to be a hurdle too far? William Hill have also slashed the odds of Allison Stokke winning her group down to 2/1. Coming next, an interview with Harry Redknapp through his car window...
Yeah Rosie, triffic, triffic little lady. Good attitude, trains hard, no trouble, triffic. Its a joy to play with her, comes in trains hard, triffic. Fantastic chest too....
England expects that every man will do his duty. Horatio Nelson October 1805