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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/20/2012 5:42:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		No - thank-you natester old chap. The widespread scoring I think is reflective of the quality here - and yet so far no points for Cole, Binnar or Timoshenko!!!!!

I suspect that thanks to you the voters, this contest will be seen as being THE definitive works on female beauty EVER. In fact I suspect that the great Ambroses' son will be writing a book about it; something like:

The Australian Beauties Contest 2012 (How Allison Stokke stopped being the butt of old jokes) W. Ambrose (2012) Greatarse Publishing Co.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/20/2012 5:46:25 PM   
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Group 1

Marceau 2 Kitagawa 1 Stokke 1

Group 2

Jones 2 Connelly 1 Kidman 1

Group 3

Naidoo 2 Keegan 2 Timoshenko 0

Group 4

Alba 2 Fisher 2 Hepburn 0

Group 5

Hayek 2 Cates 2 Cole 0

Group 6

Coleman 3 Beckinsale 1 Binnar 0



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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/20/2012 7:13:45 PM   
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Rosie (that pic did it, not sure why)
Yulia (easy, not sure why that one from Corrie has go this far)
Hepburn (the other two aren't a patch on class)
Selma (bad pick of Cheryl so Selma though none are my type really)
Kate (no contest)


Edit to say just seen the votes so far, people got no taste.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/20/2012 7:19:22 PM   
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Five scores in and its really hotting up here.....Timoshenko and Hepburn are both off the mark. Fun Fact: Marshal Timoshenko is the only World War II general to ever have received votes in a beauty contest....strange...

Group 1

Marceau 2 Stokke 2 Kitagawa 1

Group 2

Jones 3 Connelly 1 Kidman 1

Group 3

Naidoo 2 Keegan 2 Timoshenko 1

Group 4

Alba 2 Fisher 2 Hepburn 1

Group 5

Hayek 3 Cates 2 Cole 0

Group 6

Coleman 3 Beckinsale 2 Binnar 0





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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/20/2012 7:31:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Five scores in and its really hotting up here.....Timoshenko and Hepburn are both off the mark. Fun Fact: Marshal Timoshenko is the only World War II general to ever have received votes in a beauty contest....strange...

Group 1

Marceau 2 Stokke 2 Kitagawa 1

Group 2

Jones 3 Connelly 1 Kidman 1

Group 3

Naidoo 2 Keegan 2 Timoshenko 1

Group 4

Alba 2 Fisher 2 Hepburn 1

Group 5

Hayek 3 Cates 2 Cole 0

Group 6

Coleman 3 Beckinsale 2 Binnar 0






I suspect that somehow, some way, the sov FBs from the WitE forums are trying to influence this contest. Remember, for a sov, the ends always justify the means!


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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/20/2012 10:44:29 PM   
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Group 1

Allison Stokke, Keiko Kitagawa and Sophie Marceau!! Well, thats a tough way to open the round, but as I 've said before, there are going to be no easy groups from here on in. La Marceau has definitely paid for her poor showing in the last round and the play-off.



Not Allison's best picture. Me thinks a certain lime-enhanced MC is trying to steer votes...

Try this on for size if you're vascillating.

Allison Stokke gets my vote in this group. Make it my TWO votes.




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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/20/2012 10:47:22 PM   
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Group 2

Jennifer Connelly, Nicole Kidman and Rosie Jones!! Another stonking group. Who do you vote for? Jennifer in her youth? Nicole anytime, or Rosie and her Baps? Well this group is going to take some beating for talent.













Rosie and her baps! x2 (or would it be x4)?

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/20/2012 10:48:20 PM   
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Group 3

Its England vs India vs The Ukraine! No idea which way this will go: Michelle Keegan, Sashi Naidoo and Yulia Timoshenko go head to head...nice!















I know things are tough in England at the moment, but do your so-called royalty have to wear torn rags? Really?

Sashi (again) x2.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/20/2012 10:49:30 PM   
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Group 4

Strike me pink! Its Alba vs Fisher with the timeless beauty that is Audrey Hepburn thrown into the mix!!













Alba x2.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/20/2012 10:50:00 PM   
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Two to go now:

Group 5

And its another mix of old, middle and young with Selma Hayek taking on Cheryl Cole and Phoebe Cates. Yet another difficult one to call!













Selma x2.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/20/2012 10:50:48 PM   
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The final three - but clearly not last and least, in fact, I think this is the toughest group.

Group 6

Its Unnar, against Jenna Louise and, despite appearing in TMTSNBN, Kate has made it through too!!













Very nice one of Kate. For putting up with TMTSNBN, she gets my vote here though. x2.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/20/2012 11:30:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		My votes go to Sophie Marceau, Nicole Kidman, Michelle Keegan, Isla Fisher, Selma Hayek and Jenna Louise.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 7:25:36 AM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1

In fact, I'm so excited by the fact that one more person could be bothered to vote, I'm going to put the latest scores up:

Group 1

Marceau 2 Kitagawa 1 Stokke 1

Group 2

Jones 2 Connelly 1 Kidman 1

Group 3

Naidoo 2 Keegan 2 Timoshenko 0

Group 4

Alba 2 Fisher 2 Hepburn 0

Group 5

Hayek 2 Cates 2 Cole 0

Group 6

Coleman 3 Beckinsale 1 Binnar 0



Group 2 for me. Conelly and Kidman. Woohoo!

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 7:25:46 AM   
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So here is the table following the voting by the Swedish/Minnsoda combo:

Group 1

Stokke 4 Marceau 3 Kitagawa 1

Group 2

Jones 5 Kidman 2 Connelly 1

Group 3

Naidoo 4 Keegan 3 Timoshenko 1

Group 4

Alba 4 Fisher 3 Hepburn 1

Group 5

Hayek 6 Cates 2 Cole 0

Group 6

Coleman 4 Beckinsale 4 Binnar 0


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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 7:27:19 AM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1

In fact, I'm so excited by the fact that one more person could be bothered to vote, I'm going to put the latest scores up:

Group 1

Marceau 2 Kitagawa 1 Stokke 1

Group 2

Jones 2 Connelly 1 Kidman 1

Group 3

Naidoo 2 Keegan 2 Timoshenko 0

Group 4

Alba 2 Fisher 2 Hepburn 0

Group 5

Hayek 2 Cates 2 Cole 0

Group 6

Coleman 3 Beckinsale 1 Binnar 0



Group 2 for me. Conelly and Kidman. Woohoo!
Warspite1

ILS - PLEASE NOTE (AGAIN! ) YOU ARE BEING ASKED TO VOTE FOR ONE PERSON IN EACH GROUP - NOT FOR A GROUP!!! THANK-YOU.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 7:31:47 AM   
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ILS - PLEASE NOTE (AGAIN! ) YOU ARE BEING ASKED TO VOTE FOR ONE PERSON IN EACH GROUP - NOT FOR A GROUP!!! THANK-YOU.



Shoot, that means I can't vote for both Conelly and Kidman.

1. Kitagawa

2. Connelly

3. Timoshenko

4. Hepburn

5. Hayek

6. Coleman

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 7:37:41 AM   
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...thanks ILS. Here is the table following the Californ-I-A voting: Selma Hayek kept a fairly low profile in the preliminaries; not any longer!!!

Group 1

Stokke 4 Marceau 3 Kitagawa 2

Group 2

Jones 5 Kidman 2 Connelly 2

Group 3

Naidoo 4 Keegan 3 Timoshenko 2

Group 4

Alba 4 Fisher 3 Hepburn 2

Group 5

Hayek 7 Cates 2 Cole 0

Group 6

Coleman 5 Beckinsale 4 Binnar 0

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 7:49:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hello. My name is Cheryl. Can someone please vote for me cos I haven't got a single vote yet...and that makes me very sad I would also like to point out that, like Allison, I have a bottom too









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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 7:51:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hello everyone. My name is Unnar. I am also sad as I don't have any votes either - and I don't appear to have a bottom






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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 8:17:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well ladies that's real interesting, but let me just say this; this is the AUSTRALIAN beauties contest and therefore I, as an Aussie, should win. So please vote for me because otherwise my hair goes all frizzy











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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 9:31:15 AM   
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ILS - PLEASE NOTE (AGAIN! ) YOU ARE BEING ASKED TO VOTE FOR ONE PERSON IN EACH GROUP - NOT FOR A GROUP!!! THANK-YOU.



Shoot, that means I can't vote for both Conelly and Kidman.

1. Kitagawa

2. Connelly

3. Timoshenko

4. Hepburn

5. Hayek

6. Coleman


Excellent, Timoshenko and Hepburn good lad.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 9:32:06 AM   
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Hello everyone. My name is Unnar. I am also sad as I don't have any votes either - and I don't appear to have a bottom






Her face is chubby and round like a bottom so maybe it migrated.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 9:35:16 AM   
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Hello. My name is Cheryl. Can someone please vote for me cos I haven't got a single vote yet...and that makes me very sad I would also like to point out that, like Allison, I have a bottom too









Funny how a few years ago she was hated for punching out a black female toilet cleaner in a club and is called a racist.Then she gets beaten up and cheated on by her black (remember the racist slurs....PR..ahem) idiot football player and everyone loves her. Oh what a fickle world we live in, when good looks can colour our opinions of someone.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 12:10:03 PM   
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Hello. My name is Cheryl. Can someone please vote for me cos I haven't got a single vote yet...and that makes me very sad I would also like to point out that, like Allison, I have a bottom too










Hi Cheryl,

I don't know how to break it to you, but I'll be (kaff kaff) straight in my dealings with you.

Listen, miss-the reason you're not going to get any votes is because of that stupid tattoo in the middle of your back as well as that one semi-band on your right leg, love. Do yourself a favor, then? Electrocautery removal. If you need someone to hold your hand and provide succor through the process, I'm sure that warspite1 will be able to help.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 5:38:12 PM   
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Group 1 - Allison Stokke
Group 2 - Rosie Jones
Group 3 - Michelle Keegan
Group 4 - Audrey Hepburn
Group 5 - Phoebe Cates
Group 6 - Kate Beckinsale

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 6:59:27 PM   
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..thanks ckammp. We are 10 votes in and, quite frankly, the excitement, the tension, the drama, are palpable. While its all over in Group 5 and Rosie and her impressive Baps are out in front (so to speak) in Group 2, elsewhere its all to play for:

Group 1

Stokke 5 Marceau 3 Kitagawa 2

Group 2

Jones 6 Kidman 2 Connelly 2

Group 3

Naidoo 4 Keegan 4 Timoshenko 2

Group 4

Alba 4 Fisher 3 Hepburn 3

Group 5

Hayek 8 Cates 2 Cole 0

Group 6

Coleman 5 Beckinsale 5 Binnar 0


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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 7:05:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Hello. My name is Cheryl. Can someone please vote for me cos I haven't got a single vote yet...and that makes me very sad I would also like to point out that, like Allison, I have a bottom too










Hi Cheryl,

I don't know how to break it to you, but I'll be (kaff kaff) straight in my dealings with you.

Listen, miss-the reason you're not going to get any votes is because of that stupid tattoo in the middle of your back as well as that one semi-band on your right leg, love. Do yourself a favor, then? Electrocautery removal. If you need someone to hold your hand and provide succor through the process, I'm sure that warspite1 will be able to help.
Warspite1

Cheyl writes:

"Thanks for the advice CB. I'll be sure to follow it too. I'll gladly give my hand - and frankly, anything else - to that love god Warspite1".

Warspite1 replies:

"Aw thanks pet, the pleasure's all yours. Anyway, that Minnsodan poultry farmer doesn't know what he's talking about. I think your tattoos are just fine".

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 7:16:52 PM   
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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 7:20:20 PM   
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Status: online 		It's an impressive start for young Miss Jones in group 2. Meanwhile Hayek has stormed into an early lead, almost from nowhere, much to the delight of the Mexican audience. Although you have to say that the Australians will be disappointed to find Isla struggling in group three despite being hotly tipped by some to take the title.





Obviously the Geordie nation will be devastated to find Cheryl trailing with 0 points. Perhaps the accent has proven to be a hurdle too far? William Hill have also slashed the odds of Allison Stokke winning her group down to 2/1. Coming next, an interview with Harry Redknapp through his car window...

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RE: Australian Beauties - 5/21/2012 7:27:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		People have been pestering me all day to find out what happens after this latest round. Well, wonder no more!

The 6 group winners plus two unlucky losers go into the last 8 (that's 6+2 = 8 nate25....got that?......waiting ....yes? Use your fingers if necessary ......got that yet?...... good, I'll continue ).

The last 8 is where it all gets serious; no more unlucky losers, no groups, no seedings. Its just a simple, straightforward, quarter-final draw, with the names pulled out of the hat, a la the FA Cup. Instead of "Number 32" - "Bolton Wanderers - will play -" "Number 16" "Northampton Town". Instead its "Number 44DD" "Rosie Jones - will play" etc etc.

If you want to see some real girl on girl, then stay tuned. The one with the most votes in each match goes though to the semi-final.

Thereafter, same applies for the last four. The winners of each semi-final go through to the final, while the 3rd/4th place play-off awaits the unlucky losers.

Once all four placings are known, the results are sent to the United Nations, the heads of state of every country in the world, and all the major media companies. Such is the import of this contest, that here on in, only the winner may be known as the most beautiful woman in the world. No one may use that term again without it referring to the winner of this competition.

For the voters - yes the folks that have made this possible - we will all be receiving nobel prizes for the advancement of learing pathetically at beautiful women (and Mollie Sugden).

Gents - it doesn't get more important than this.....

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