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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/23/2012 11:48:20 PM   
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, . . . please.

I'll take the bullet here. My humor did not come across.

All this over a couple chicas?

We're forgetting an important principle here: Bros Before H**s.


Your humour(note the u) came across perfectly; like a lead balloon.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/23/2012 11:51:19 PM   
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Yeah, I'm subtle like that.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/24/2012 6:31:16 AM   
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Okay, slowly but surely we are getting some votes in. Here are the latest scores on the doors Isla.

Australia

Nicole 9
The rest 0

Sweden

Princess Madeleine 3
Molly Sanden 2

United Kingdom

Catherine Zeta Jones 2
Michelle Keegan 2
Carey Mulligan 1
Karen Gillan 1

Germany

Claudia Schiffer 2
Heidi Klum 1
Yvonne Caterfield 1

South Africa

Charlize Theron 1

The German with the South African name to confuse a dopey Englishman

Jessica Boehrs 2

United States

Kelly Preston 3
Jessica Alba 2

France

Sophie Marceau 3
Alizee 1

Firefly

Summer Glau 3
Jewel Staite 2

Italy

Monica Belluci 2
Elisabetta Canalis 1

Golden Oldies

Grace Kelly 4
Olivia de Havilland 1
Audrey Hepburn 1

Canada

Neve Campbell 2
Elisha Cuthbert 1
Emanuelle Chriqui 1

Mexico

Salma Hayek 1
Maite Perroni 1

New Zealand

Melanie Lynskey 3

Israel

Debra Winger 1
Natalie Portman 1

What the hell happened to these young ladies?

Phoebe Cates 1
Joanne Whalley 1

Apologies - there WAS something wrong with the recording of the votes. The 3rd vote for Melanie Lynskey was missed off in error. The list is now correct.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/24/2012 6:58:59 PM   
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nate there was no testiness intended. I felt I had to explain because two of your nominees were..er...lacking in the looks dept and I felt awkward given you are a staunch supporter of this thread....

But if you prefer I can be testy. For ******** sake nate*******25. Where do you ******* get off giving me ******* ***** nominations? They were ********!!! Now get the ********* off my ****** thread you ********* little ********.

Better?

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I assumed that was a joke - but now I am not so sure

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/24/2012 7:25:57 PM   
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See that was why Al Gore invented the interweb not for words and lenghty phrases but for pictures only. Aussiebabe pictures that is. hehehe.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/24/2012 8:05:46 PM   
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See that was why Al Gore invented the interweb not for words and lenghty phrases but for pictures only. Aussiebabe pictures that is. hehehe.
Warspite1

Yes, yes, yes, but more importantly, are you going to vote for the categories you have yet to vote in Josh?

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/24/2012 8:08:47 PM   
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I don't think I voted for Israel, so it's Winger for me. (She's Only Seventeen . . . oh, sorry, wrong Winger.)

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/24/2012 8:49:43 PM   
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nate there was no testiness intended. I felt I had to explain because two of your nominees were..er...lacking in the looks dept and I felt awkward given you are a staunch supporter of this thread....

But if you prefer I can be testy. For ******** sake nate*******25. Where do you ******* get off giving me ******* ***** nominations? They were ********!!! Now get the ********* off my ****** thread you ********* little ********.

Better?

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I recall some words you just threw at Yogi, about power and corruption. Seems like you are a little FULL of yourself.

Warspite1

I assumed that was a joke - but now I am not so sure


But of course it was a joke. What, should we now call you Roberta??

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/24/2012 11:15:58 PM   
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I like how Nicole got all the Australian votes.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/25/2012 3:07:31 AM   
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This is a Tasmanian girl I used to date. She's an absolute bombshell with a killer rack and figure but more trouble than she was worth. Fun chick though and we're still friends.

I recently went to Vietnam and if you want to see some gorgeous girls...check it out. They seem to have a national "No fat chicks" policy too Plus it's a really cool country and, officially at least, it's still a Communist dictatorship. Just one with excellent food.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/25/2012 3:13:42 AM   
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This is a Tasmanian girl I used to date. She's an absolute bombshell with a killer rack and figure but more trouble than she was worth. Fun chick though and we're still friends.

I recently went to Vietnam and if you want to see some gorgeous girls...check it out. They seem to have a national "No fat chicks" policy too Plus it's a really cool country and, officially at least, it's still a Communist dictatorship. Just one with excellent food.

Cheers, Neilster









And why is her phone number missing????

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/25/2012 3:15:38 AM   
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A Vietnamese digression. These are my friends Nhan, Phu'o'ng and me, sporting a very sleazy moustache, with a holiday flame Hu'o'ng (or something like that). Lovely girls all of them.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/25/2012 3:21:19 AM   
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A Vietnamese digression. These are my friends Nhan, Ph'o'ng and me, sporting a very sleazy moustache, with a holiday flame Hu'o'ng (or something like that). Lovely girls all of them.

Cheers, Neilster


Very nice, the girls, NOT the mustache.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/25/2012 3:25:28 AM   
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A Vietnamese digression. These are my friends Nhan, Ph'o'ng and me, sporting a very sleazy moustache, with a holiday flame Hu'o'ng (or something like that). Lovely girls all of them.

Cheers, Neilster


Very nice, the girls, NOT the mustache.


She didn't seem to mind :{

Cheers, Neilster

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/25/2012 3:34:30 AM   
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A Vietnamese digression. These are my friends Nhan, Ph'o'ng and me, sporting a very sleazy moustache, with a holiday flame Hu'o'ng (or something like that). Lovely girls all of them.

Cheers, Neilster


Very nice, the girls, NOT the mustache.


She didn't seem to mind :{

Cheers, Neilster



LOL. Guys always think that.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/25/2012 6:07:17 AM   
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I like how Nicole got all the Australian votes.
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I think she was always going to win that category - and quite a few people voted, which was nice. Sadly most of the later categories are pretty much down to only nate25, Orm and myself voting....

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/25/2012 7:24:41 AM   
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Okay, slowly but surely we are getting some votes in. Here are the latest scores on the doors Isla.

Australia

Nicole 9
The rest 0

Sweden

Princess Madeleine 3
Molly Sanden 2

United Kingdom

Catherine Zeta Jones 2
Michelle Keegan 2
Carey Mulligan 1
Karen Gillan 1

Germany

Claudia Schiffer 2
Heidi Klum 1
Yvonne Caterfield 1

South Africa

Charlize Theron 1

The German with the South African name to confuse a dopey Englishman

Jessica Boehrs 2

United States

Kelly Preston 3
Jessica Alba 2

France

Sophie Marceau 3
Alizee 1

Firefly

Summer Glau 3
Jewel Staite 2

Italy

Monica Belluci 2
Elisabetta Canalis 1

Golden Oldies

Grace Kelly 4
Olivia de Havilland 1
Audrey Hepburn 1

Canada

Neve Campbell 2
Elisha Cuthbert 1
Emanuelle Chriqui 1

Mexico

Salma Hayek 1
Maite Perroni 1

New Zealand

Melanie Lynskey 3

Israel

Debra Winger 2
Natalie Portman 1

What the hell happened to these young ladies?

Phoebe Cates 1
Joanne Whalley 1

Thanks natester - I have recorded your vote


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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/25/2012 8:14:46 AM   
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I came to this thread late but if you're talking Australian beauties, you have to include Victoria Secret model Miranda Kerr. No diva either. Grew up on a farm riding trail bikes etc.

Cheers, Neilster











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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/26/2012 12:02:24 AM   
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I came to this thread late but if you're talking Australian beauties, you have to include Victoria Secret model Miranda Kerr. No diva either. Grew up on a farm riding trail bikes etc.

Cheers, Neilster

Warspite1

Never mind..............

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/26/2012 12:25:01 AM   
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Okay, slowly but surely we are getting some votes in. Here are the latest scores on the doors Isla.

Australia

Nicole 9
The rest 0

Sweden

Princess Madeleine 3
Molly Sanden 2

United Kingdom

Catherine Zeta Jones 2
Michelle Keegan 2
Carey Mulligan 1
Karen Gillan 1

Germany

Claudia Schiffer 2
Heidi Klum 1
Yvonne Caterfield 1

South Africa

Charlize Theron 1

The German with the South African name to confuse a dopey Englishman

Jessica Boehrs 2

United States

Kelly Preston 3
Jessica Alba 2

France

Sophie Marceau 3
Alizee 1

Firefly

Summer Glau 3
Jewel Staite 2

Italy

Monica Belluci 2
Elisabetta Canalis 1

Golden Oldies

Grace Kelly 4
Olivia de Havilland 1
Audrey Hepburn 1

Canada

Neve Campbell 2
Elisha Cuthbert 1
Emanuelle Chriqui 1

Mexico

Salma Hayek 1
Maite Perroni 1

New Zealand

Melanie Lynskey 3

Israel

Debra Winger 2
Natalie Portman 1

What the hell happened to these young ladies?

Phoebe Cates 1
Joanne Whalley 1

Thanks natester - I have recorded your vote



So what's your grand scheme here? Are all the categories in?


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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/26/2012 12:28:30 AM   
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Okay, slowly but surely we are getting some votes in. Here are the latest scores on the doors Isla.

Australia

Nicole 9
The rest 0

Sweden

Princess Madeleine 3
Molly Sanden 2

United Kingdom

Catherine Zeta Jones 2
Michelle Keegan 2
Carey Mulligan 1
Karen Gillan 1

Germany

Claudia Schiffer 2
Heidi Klum 1
Yvonne Caterfield 1

South Africa

Charlize Theron 1

The German with the South African name to confuse a dopey Englishman

Jessica Boehrs 2

United States

Kelly Preston 3
Jessica Alba 2

France

Sophie Marceau 3
Alizee 1

Firefly

Summer Glau 3
Jewel Staite 2

Italy

Monica Belluci 2
Elisabetta Canalis 1

Golden Oldies

Grace Kelly 4
Olivia de Havilland 1
Audrey Hepburn 1

Canada

Neve Campbell 2
Elisha Cuthbert 1
Emanuelle Chriqui 1

Mexico

Salma Hayek 1
Maite Perroni 1

New Zealand

Melanie Lynskey 3

Israel

Debra Winger 2
Natalie Portman 1

What the hell happened to these young ladies?

Phoebe Cates 1
Joanne Whalley 1

Thanks natester - I have recorded your vote



So what's your grand scheme here? Are all the categories in?

Warspite1

Never mind..........

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/26/2012 12:33:34 AM   
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I think some are afraid of what others will think of them; some think it's beneath them; a lot are apathetic to anything not pertaining directly to their thought-du-jour; and some like to have fun.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/26/2012 1:19:53 AM   
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Raquel Welch.

'nuff said.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/26/2012 6:00:35 AM   
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I think some are afraid of what others will think of them; some think it's beneath them; a lot are apathetic to anything not pertaining directly to their thought-du-jour; and some like to have fun.
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nate25, may I congratulate you on your use of the words thought-du-jour?


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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/26/2012 3:34:38 PM   
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 Yeah like  "thought of the day" but with an elitist touch; "thought du jour". It sure sounds cool though, heck it might (or not) even impress the ladies. 

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/26/2012 3:50:12 PM   
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 Yeah like  "thought of the day" but with an elitist touch; "thought du jour". It sure sounds cool though, heck it might (or not) even impress the ladies. 

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"thought du jour".


Wouldn't "thought du jour" be a leftover thought from the previous day??

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/26/2012 4:00:38 PM   
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I thought maybe it would impress the Vietnamese chicks, but I haven't heard from them yet.

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/26/2012 6:19:22 PM   
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OH MY GOODNESS....OH MY GOODNESS....WHICH RADIANT VENUS DO I CHOOSE?? DECISIONS, DECISIONS!!??









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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/26/2012 7:13:58 PM   
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I thought maybe it would impress the Vietnamese chicks, but I haven't heard from them yet.
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Ah, impressing the laydeeeeeees, so that was your raison d'etre vis-a-vis the use of thought-du-jour?

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RE: Australian Beauties - 4/26/2012 7:16:03 PM   
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Oui.

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