What are you suggesting? That I am some kind of effete, middle-aged, mummy's boy with a penchant for having my bottom slapped by a matronly woman, ample of bosom and rosy of cheek?
Oh no, no, no, no...yes! Until you accept the Vassal challenge, your just a wuss!
Hey SLAAK ol' fruit you have a nudge, nudge, wink, wink inp
England expects that every man will do his duty.
Horatio Nelson - October 1805