From: Mosquito Bite, Texas
Job: University Faculty, Statistics and Research
Residence: Galveston County, TX
Family: Wife, two daughters, five grand youngins, dog, five billion ants.
Education: BA, MBA, PhD
Work: Only when the Dean's around, and even then not too much, I'm a professor, ya know. Actually, I only teach two classes a year now, I have substantial administrative duteis to occupy my time, at least 48 hours per week. I'd rather just be in the classroom like these other bums I work with.
Favorite Quote: If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.
Reading: Not much anymore. I'm up to by chalupas reading doctoral dissertations for poor slobs and slobettes who actually think they're going to graduate. Their chances improve in direct proportion to the amount of the gratuity they quietly slip under my door.
< Message edited by bjmorgan -- 4/13/2012 3:15:56 PM >
Occasionally, and randomly, problems and solutions collide. The probability of these collisions is inversely related to the number of committees working on the solutions. -- Me.