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My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 9:10:12 PM   
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I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????






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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 9:14:49 PM   
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The best way to help her would be to get down on the floor directly behind her.

So you can, uhhh, see what she's seeing.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 9:16:10 PM   
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The best way to help her would be to get down on the floor directly behind her.

So you can, uhhh, see what she's seeing.


Okay, okay. I can see that. But I need more suggestions.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 9:19:12 PM   
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Ok, how old is she?

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 9:19:41 PM   
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Just turned 21.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 9:23:40 PM   
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O K.

NOW we can make a plan to "help" her.

What she really needs is some wine to relax her frustrations. From messing with the system that is.

So get that bottle of wine I know you got in the apt.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 9:24:28 PM   
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O K.

NOW we can make a plan to "help" her.

What she really needs is some wine to relax her frustrations. From messing with the system that is.

So get that bottle of wine I know you got in the apt.


Okay. I could do that. Should I pour the wine over the "system"?


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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 9:29:37 PM   
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No no, this has got to look legit. Trust old Whit on this. I know of what I speak.

You got to grab your wine and go knock. But act like the ES is the only reason you're there.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 9:55:06 PM   
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She looks kinda like a dwarf; Mrs. Steiner would not approve.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 9:56:11 PM   
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She looks kinda like a dwarf; Mrs. Steiner would not approve.


Mrs. WHO??

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 9:58:48 PM   
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I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????





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Well from what I can see there are no lights on any of the electrical gadgets so I suspect its not the entertainment system per se that is at fault.

More likely its the fact that you ignored the restraining order the young lady took out against you, entered her house when she was out, and then shut down her fuse box. You have obviously hidden behind the curtain to take the picture...

Bad Steiner

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 10:01:21 PM   
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More likely its the fact that you ignored the restraining order the young lady took out against you, entered her house when she was out, and then shut down her fuse box. You have obviously hidden behind the curtain to take the picture...

Bad Steiner


Who me? Nah, no dame would ever take out a restraining odour against me.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 10:03:42 PM   
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Parusski, I feel for you.

Nobody is going to let you have your little fantasy.

Sorry bro.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 10:05:58 PM   
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Parusski, I feel for you.

Nobody is going to let you have your little fantasy.

Sorry bro.


Not to worry youngster, I have a plan for selecting the winner of this thread.

Never forget, all my threads have a chance for some bright person to be a winner.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 10:08:34 PM   
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More likely its the fact that you ignored the restraining order the young lady took out against you, entered her house when she was out, and then shut down her fuse box. You have obviously hidden behind the curtain to take the picture...

Bad Steiner


Who me? Nah, no dame would ever take out a restraining odour against me.
Warspite1

Okaaaay.....

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 10:08:54 PM   
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Well then, go knock and tell us what happened.

Don't forget the wine.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 10:11:31 PM   
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Well then, go knock and tell us what happened.

Don't forget the wine.
Warspite1

natester!!!! don't encourage him to go round.

He won't take wine, that's not his MO. He will take chloryform, handcuffs and of course his trusty balaclava.

LEAVE WELL ALONE STEINER - GO RUSTLE SOME SHEEP OR SOMETHING INSTEAD.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 10:19:12 PM   
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quote:

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Well then, go knock and tell us what happened.

Don't forget the wine.
Warspite1

natester!!!! don't encourage him to go round.

He won't take wine, that's not his MO. He will take chloryform, handcuffs and of course his trusty balaclava.

LEAVE WELL ALONE STEINER - GO RUSTLE SOME SHEEP OR SOMETHING INSTEAD.


Nah, Steiner's all right.

We'll leave the handcuffs to you English types.


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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 10:35:19 PM   
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Well then, go knock and tell us what happened.

Don't forget the wine.
Warspite1

natester!!!! don't encourage him to go round.

He won't take wine, that's not his MO. He will take chloryform, handcuffs and of course his trusty balaclava.

LEAVE WELL ALONE STEINER - GO RUSTLE SOME SHEEP OR SOMETHING INSTEAD.


We'll leave the handcuffs to you English types.

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Wha? What have you been told? It wasn't me I tell you - and it was just a bit of fun. Er would have been if it was me, but it wasn't and I don't know what you mean anyway.....

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/7/2012 10:39:20 PM   
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LOL

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 12:02:22 AM   
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Wha? What have you been told? It wasn't me I tell you - and it was just a bit of fun. Er would have been if it was me, but it wasn't and I don't know what you mean anyway.....


HA. That's what happens when you take Marjories side. DAMMIT Robert, dammit three times around the Tower of London with enough DAMN for the weekend. DAMN!!!!!!!

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 12:03:25 AM   
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If your unsure how to help her, send me the address and I will take a road trip (for some reason) and help her out.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 12:08:02 AM   
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If your unsure how to help her, send me the address and I will take a road trip (for some reason) and help her out.


ROAD TRIP TOAD TRIP ROAD TRIP!! I will swing(huhuuhu I said swing) through Texas to pick you up.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 12:10:35 AM   
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Nah, I would prefer to help her without an audience. LOL

Just an address will do. I will think of some reason to have to go to wherever she is.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 12:12:32 AM   
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Nah, I would prefer to help her without an audience. LOL

Just an address will do. I will think of some reason to have to go to wherever she is.


FINE. 666-69 Hyacinth B. Avenue, Uttoxeter, Englandia in care of Robert of Uttox.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 12:15:11 AM   
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Sounds complicated, but on my way.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 12:16:43 AM   
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Sounds complicated, but on my way.


Let us know how it all turns out, we are counting on you.


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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 12:50:08 AM   
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Ohhhh! You are awful!

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 12:51:42 AM   
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Ohhhh! You are awful!


Thanks, I appreciate such compliments. BUT, what part of my (normal) rotten attitude did you depreciate the most??

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 1:03:04 AM   
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A particular phrase from the great Kenneth Williams from the British "Carry On" movies when confronted with something "colourful" shall we say!

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