Favorite tv lines/funny lines
Moderator: maddog986
Favorite tv lines/funny lines
Let's begin. What television show is this line from:
"Ahh yes, Mr O'Reilly. Well, it's perfectly simple: when I asked you to build me a wall, I was rather hoping that instead of just dumping the bricks in a pile, you might've found time to cement them together. You know, one on top of the other in the tradition fashion"
NO GOOGLE(LOL)
"Ahh yes, Mr O'Reilly. Well, it's perfectly simple: when I asked you to build me a wall, I was rather hoping that instead of just dumping the bricks in a pile, you might've found time to cement them together. You know, one on top of the other in the tradition fashion"
NO GOOGLE(LOL)
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Name the TV show
ORIGINAL: Terminus
Fawlty Towers.
I did not think that would be difficult.
Gimme some lines.
Captain Peacock: [Knocking on Mr. Rumbold's door] We're all outside, sir.
Mr. Rumbold: People who knock usually are!
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Name the TV show
You're really into British 70s TV these days, eh?
Are You Being Served?
Are You Being Served?
We are all dreams of the Giant Space Butterfly.
RE: Name the TV show
I rampage through British TV shows. I just finished watching every episode of A Bit of Fry & Laurie, Fawlty Towers and Are You Being Served.
Some great humour in those British TV shows. Right now I am looking for some good German or Danish comedy--uh, nevermind.[:D][:D]
Some great humour in those British TV shows. Right now I am looking for some good German or Danish comedy--uh, nevermind.[:D][:D]
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Name the TV show
A Bit of Fry and Laurie contains the single greatest line in television comedy, delivered by Stephen Fry:
"Hello, I'm Oprah Winfrey".
I tremble with suppressed laughter as I type...[:D][:D][:D]
"Hello, I'm Oprah Winfrey".
I tremble with suppressed laughter as I type...[:D][:D][:D]
We are all dreams of the Giant Space Butterfly.
RE: Name the TV show
What TV show is this line from:
"You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment"
"You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment"
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
RE: Name the TV show
"You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment"
Arr. I recognized the line, but I HAD to Google it.
House of Cards-a great series with Ian Richardson.
Now for something completely the same:
"Dammit Peter", "Dammit John".."Damn it four times round the car park and back in for another damn it!"
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Name the TV show
A Bit of Fry and Laurie.
"We'll put the town of Utoxeter on the map, Dammit!"
"We'll put the town of Utoxeter on the map, Dammit!"
We are all dreams of the Giant Space Butterfly.
RE: Name the TV show
Indeed, 'House of Cards' is correct.ORIGINAL: parusski
"You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment"
Arr. I recognized the line, but I HAD to Google it.
House of Cards-a great series with Ian Richardson.
Now for something completely the same:
"Dammit Peter", "Dammit John".."Damn it four times round the car park and back in for another damn it!"
Now an US version of 'House of Cards' is under production.
http://www.aoltv.com/2011/03/18/netflix ... in-spacey/
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
RE: Name the TV show
ORIGINAL: Orm
Indeed, 'House of Cards' is correct.ORIGINAL: parusski
"You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment"
Arr. I recognized the line, but I HAD to Google it.
House of Cards-a great series with Ian Richardson.
Now for something completely the same:
"Dammit Peter", "Dammit John".."Damn it four times round the car park and back in for another damn it!"
Now an US version of 'House of Cards' is under production.
http://www.aoltv.com/2011/03/18/netflix ... in-spacey/
I am not sure I can stomach an American version.
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Name the TV show
I am not sure either but lately there has been some good TV series from US. So maybe, just maybe, this one can be great. [:)]I am not sure I can stomach an American version.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
RE: Name the TV show
Francis Urquhart would have had these people shot.
We are all dreams of the Giant Space Butterfly.
RE: Name the TV show
ORIGINAL: Terminus
Francis Urquhart would have had these people shot.
LOL.[8D]
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Name the TV show
Warspite1ORIGINAL: Terminus
A Bit of Fry and Laurie.
"We'll put the town of Utoxeter on the map, Dammit!"
MARJORIE!
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
RE: Name the TV show
Damn Marjorie..Damn Marjorie to hell.
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman
RE: Name the TV show
We are all dreams of the Giant Space Butterfly.
RE: Name the TV show
Warspite1ORIGINAL: parusski
Damn Marjorie..Damn Marjorie to hell.
[:)] Haven't watched Fry and Laurie since the early 90'S(?) and I'm b******* if I can remember any other sketches they did, but those Uttoxter/John/Marjorie sketches still make me laugh now.
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
RE: Name the TV show
Alan Partridge: That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song.
Knowing Me! Alan Partridge, Knowing You Matrix forumites - Aha!
Knowing Me! Alan Partridge, Knowing You Matrix forumites - Aha!
Now Maitland, now's your time!
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
Duke of Wellington to 1st Guards Brigade - Waterloo 18 June 1815
RE: Name the TV show
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Warspite1ORIGINAL: parusski
Damn Marjorie..Damn Marjorie to hell.
[:)] Haven't watched Fry and Laurie since the early 90'S(?) and I'm b******* if I can remember any other sketches they did, but those Uttoxter/John/Marjorie sketches still make me laugh now.
I just watched every episode on Youtube this past weekend. The Peter/John Daaaamn scenes were funny.
Some other funny moments:
Stephen Fry dancercising
Or this moment between the friends Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie:
"Stephen: The reason we're not going to do this sketch is that it contains a great deal of sex and violence.
Hugh: A great deal.
Stephen: Lots of sex and violence.
Hugh: That's right. During the sketch, Stephen hits me several times with a golf club.
Stephen: Which of course wouldn't matter except that I do it very sexily.
Hugh: That's the trouble, you see. He does it so sexily. I wish you could see it.
Stephen: And then the sketch ends with us going to bed together...
Hugh: ...violently.
Stephen: Very, very violently. Now this raises problems.
Hugh: Not for me."
"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."- W.T. Sherman