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RE: So, One Day... - 1/30/2012 7:47:46 PM   
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Kentucky moonshine in hopes of learning the boot scootin boogie for the entertainment.....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/30/2012 7:56:25 PM   
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...alas this Kentucky moonshine was not 'revenuer' approved, and the methanol caused blindness in the drinker. Thus quoth the imbiber, saying, "There are none that are so blind as...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/30/2012 8:04:51 PM   
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"...him who waketh up to cast his gaze upon the supine (not "sublime," mind your) form of Phyllis Diller."  It came as a shock to the community that Admiral Nimitz had been infatuated for so many years with Diller, about whom he once said, "Love is a many...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/30/2012 8:38:48 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/30/2012 8:40:30 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/30/2012 9:16:56 PM   
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gum of Ms. Diller standing over yonder by that methane cloud....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/30/2012 9:17:50 PM   
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Tommy Chong who had just arrive in the ultimate "green vehicle", a delivery truck formed completely from.....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/30/2012 10:01:27 PM   
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Tommy Chong who had just arrive in the ultimate "green vehicle", a delivery truck formed completely from.....

...bong residue, hopes and dreams. He carried the day's newspaper into the business office of the local SCPA. Its headlined blazed with the pronouncement that...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/30/2012 10:05:42 PM   
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read......."June 28, 1942: Little Yellow Bastards Repulsed at Fortress Palembang: Japs Respond with 490 mph Jet Fighter Equipped with......."

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/30/2012 10:26:08 PM   
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cup holders...big enough to hold a "Big Gulp" allowing the Nips to fly all the way from Batavia to Madras without ever having to....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/30/2012 10:35:09 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/30/2012 10:44:27 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/31/2012 4:43:53 AM   
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southwest airline commercials haven't been invented yet and treetop airlines is considered just plan fun for lyb's trying to get the hell outta.......

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/31/2012 11:16:49 AM   
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...Poughkeepsie, which Japan invaded on the second day of the war, taking advantage of the movement and invasion bonuses. On that very day, Bettys staged to Poughkeepsie from Paramushiro, sortied, and sank 36 merchantment in the Hudson River. However, Japan surrendered the very next day when six Allied B-17s from Port Moresby shot down 319 Zeros flying CAP over the KB near Rabaul.

"*(&*#*$&#*$&#!" exclaimed the Emporer! "Those Allied commanders will stop at nothing! My pilots even reported one B-17 tail-gunner pointing his....."

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/31/2012 4:49:52 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/31/2012 6:06:20 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/31/2012 7:43:55 PM   
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goldfish down the toilet. Giving the southern tropical seas a golden hue and causing Polynesian native girls to........

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/31/2012 8:21:20 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/31/2012 8:30:29 PM   
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...GJ's party barge anchored off Tangpooytoopo, a small Polynesian islet know for its...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/31/2012 8:45:21 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 3:32:14 AM   
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a touch of gun powder to make the natives want to get down and get jiggy with the sickness! Just as the party gets ramped up the sound of gunfire can be heard.....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 3:36:05 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 3:46:42 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 3:53:20 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 4:32:58 PM   
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...Famous Grouse whiskey in his other hand.

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 4:51:37 PM   
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...Famous Grouse whiskey in his other hand.

"I was supposed to meet Fleming Pickering here today, but..."


...instead here I am picking phlegm out of my famous nose. On the other hand-not to grouse, he continued, but I really disdain the"...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 7:19:13 PM   
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use of fancy boy pretentious words like "disdain" and "pretentious"...oh yeah...and I also disdain fancy boy pretenders like Jap Fanboys in Scenario 2 and that fancy boy Bonds for shooting that.....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 7:20:57 PM   
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edited.....too late

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 7:21:31 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 7:22:07 PM   
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use of fancy boy pretentious words like "disdain" and "pretentious"...oh yeah...and I also disdain fancy boy pretenders like Jap Fanboys in Scenario 2 and that fancy boy Bonds for shooting that.....

needle in his arse, which will more than likely keep him out of the Hall of...


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