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RE: So, One Day... - 1/17/2012 9:03:53 PM   
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So much to do. Where to begin?

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/17/2012 10:53:59 PM   
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"Hmmm...yes-I remember now", said the J&J representative. "His name was Flynn. Flynn was the man from Nantucket, whose..."

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/17/2012 10:57:39 PM   
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captain left him stranded whilst off chasing a white whale...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/17/2012 11:05:16 PM   
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I think he is teeing up a limerick...


Flynn was the man from Nantucket, whose......


wife had a mouth like a bucket....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/17/2012 11:14:17 PM   
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(I know, Cap... I was just refusing to play along! Using parenthses to indicate that this is not part of the story)

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 12:14:24 AM   
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(I know, Cap... I was just refusing to play along! Using parenthses to indicate that this is not part of the story)


Aha! An anarchist!



captain left him stranded whilst off chasing a white whale.......


Which, curiously, now appeared offshore in apparent distress because of....





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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 12:37:00 AM   
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bad directions he had been given by an out of work Italian cruise ship captain...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 12:44:45 AM   
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who was at this very moment on the roof of Gino's Pizzaria on E. Elm St. in Nantucket, threatening to....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 1:20:13 AM   
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order from Domino's and drink wine from a box, and then...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 1:29:34 AM   
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...the horrified citizens of Nantucket suggested that he...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 2:09:55 AM   
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stick his head in a bucket of wet cement and......

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 2:18:47 AM   
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check his GPS coordinates before he goes to flirt with the blue-haired ladies at the......

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 2:20:20 AM   
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...Uncle Guidio's "We breakem knee" Casino, all of whom were busy playing...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 3:59:32 AM   
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strip poker with Lord Louis Justin Bieber and his now missing...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 5:12:00 AM   
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...Domino set for which he was hoping to challenge the Elbonia Big Muddy super computer system in a champion game of....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 12:02:55 PM   
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...WitP: Admiral's Edition.  But the poor lad had been trained by Nemo, got his OODA and Macro Game confused with this Loncharian Principles and Gugliat Splitting Pargraphany, and ended up losing Los Angeles on the third turn of the game. 

"Crud," the quivering mass of gelatinous confusion expostulated, "I've been hoisted on my own....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 7:39:57 PM   
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...Stringbag carrier arrest hook. Even worse, his public humilitiation was now complete as he had started an AAR that boasted a pretentious title and was already 32 pages long on day 3. With no way to save face, he had the Italian Coast Guard send an email indicating that he had.......

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 8:35:26 PM   
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...indeed abandoned his AAR before everyone could leave it...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/18/2012 10:35:36 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/19/2012 2:49:59 AM   
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...and couldn't return to it because it was dark out and he couldn't see anything....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/19/2012 4:02:27 AM   
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but those big ol raccoon eyes staring back at him from out by the .......

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/19/2012 4:41:50 AM   
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Jacuzzi. The first raccoon takes a sip of his mojito and says to the second raccoon, "Odd, how did a defrocked Italinian Cruise Ship Captain end up here in Nantucket. Perhaps he arrived by ...."

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/19/2012 1:58:32 PM   
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...the Love Boat, the rights to which had recently been purchased by Larry Flint whose plans included....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/19/2012 5:30:09 PM   
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Renaming the ship to the "**** me **** me Boat". The cruise line owners were unamused, saying to Mr. Flint..."

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/20/2012 11:34:58 PM   
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...you cannot have your cake and eat it too. Which is a great metaphor for...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/21/2012 3:23:47 AM   
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...the life of the man from Nantucket
whose wife had a mouth like a bucket...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/21/2012 3:44:55 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

...the life of the man from Nantucket
whose wife had a mouth like a bucket...



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RE: So, One Day... - 1/21/2012 9:30:28 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

...the life of the man from Nantucket
whose wife had a mouth like a bucket...




It's a variation on the form.


There once was a man from Nantucket
whose wife had a mouth like a bucket
they both liked Pad Thai
and to get really high
so they booked a nice junket to Phuket

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/21/2012 9:34:15 PM   
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Oh, OK..<kicks ground>

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...you cannot have your cake and eat it too. Which is a great metaphor for...



the Green Bay Packers defense which.....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/22/2012 2:45:48 AM   
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is like the ball and chain......

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