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So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 3:01:48 AM   
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...I got up to go outside, but...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 3:14:40 AM   
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... found that I could not ignore the siren call...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 3:55:34 AM   
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...then I walked into a bar and there was a Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and a Unitarian Minister............

come on guys..keep it going.

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 3:56:04 AM   
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....playing WITP AE.....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 4:44:00 AM   
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...and the Unitarian turned to the Catholic and said...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 4:52:46 AM   
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..."Got any grapes?"

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 5:38:54 AM   
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"Why, it's funny you should ask, said the Catholic, because..." He stopped in mid-sentence, staring at the doorway, where...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 5:57:10 AM   
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There was the high-pitch scream of an aero engine in a dive, as a Japanese Val divebomber dived on the building...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 7:00:29 AM   
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Surprisingly, the Val dropped a crate of mangoes - a delivery which a resident expert on the Peleponesian Wars had been awaiting. As he grabbed the package...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 7:49:12 AM   
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When the Val pilot returned to base, and reported on his mission to his superiors, he told them he had successfully dropped six crates of Mangoes and they all reached their destination........

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 11:57:31 AM   
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However, FOW being what it is oranges instead of mangoes had been delivered...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 12:58:35 PM   
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The Peleponesian war expert noticed the wrong fruits immediatly and.....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 1:01:24 PM   
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Asked, "What does a Greek Urn?"

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 1:02:26 PM   
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Decided the ask the cheeky looking fella in the corner for some...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 1:41:20 PM   
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...pineapple, but mangled his words and the fella said : "hey man, if you pine for apple, just go to...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 2:37:17 PM   
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... that gentleman at the end of the bar wearing the fine linen slacks.  He can provide.....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 4:13:55 PM   
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A Walrus. But then...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 4:18:05 PM   
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...you'd need an eggman or eggmen. Perhaps he can...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 5:31:07 PM   
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...roll a few fatties for those inclined and....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 6:25:54 PM   
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... then tumble down off the wall in a heap of shells. All the kings horses and all the kings men ...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 6:28:45 PM   
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still could not find the grapes that had been asked for....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 7:29:10 PM   
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The bartender threw them all out saying, "This is not a comedy bar!" take the act someplace else....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 7:51:57 PM   
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so then the Catholic Priest, the Rabbi, and the Unitarian Minister walked into the Jewish deli next door....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 7:54:27 PM   
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and joined a queue that contained 12 WITP-AE playing nuns, patiently awaiting the next delivery of bagels ....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 8:22:27 PM   
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but due to a mix up a dozen oggies were delivered instead. Oh no, ...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 10:35:25 PM   
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"No M***** F***ing Bagels?!" screamed the lead, and rather potty-mouthed, nun. "And WTF is an oggie when its at home anyway?" "Let me make myself clear. I want a f***ing bagel...NOW".


She wasn't very nice, was she boys and girls?

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 10:58:25 PM   
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Fearing the wrath of the enraged nun, the deli meister said "Please wait a moment and let me take a look in the back room", where he discovered ...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 11:03:26 PM   
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that DivePac was alive!  His email .....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 11:41:19 PM   
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And then DivePac started singing....

I feel happy, happy. I am not dead yet I am not dead yet. I can dance and I can sing. I can do the highland fling I am not yet dead. No need to go to bed No need to call the doctor 'cause I am not yet dead....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/8/2012 11:48:17 PM   
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After his song, DivePac said "However, I do have this parachute strapped to my back and there seems to be quite large whole in the roof. Do you suppose ...:

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