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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/18/2013 11:53:44 PM   
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...think i'll stick to golf...



P.S. Golf sucks.


...that, sir, is an insult and probably spoken by someone with golf skills on par with Judge Smails! we duel at 10 paces...do you prefer mashies or niblicks?


I have no golf skills, I do not need them as golf sucks which renders playing the game pointless

I accept your offer of a duel and as you raised the challenge, I get to choose the weapons. As such I choose to duel with weapons constructed from items found in our respective workplaces that are constructed in an A-Team style montage build. See you on the field.



...you would have me at a disadvantage, sir...i'm afraid i would be forced to construct some sort of numchuck contraption from keyboard and mouse or perhaps a beefed up stapler, red in color preferably...en garde!






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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/18/2013 11:54:06 PM   
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...office space UNP!...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 3:07:33 AM   
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...you would have me at a disadvantage, sir...i'm afraid i would be forced to construct some sort of numchuck contraption from keyboard and mouse or perhaps a beefed up stapler, red in color preferably...en garde!





Sorry mate... but I win; and never bring a red-stapler to a gunfight.





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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 3:12:51 AM   
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And now 3001 as it looks better.


Very becoming.

Spambot.


Who you calling a spambot, you threadbot you!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 5:27:50 AM   
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Des-mate? What's that on your hat? It looks like a bird with a melting face / beak. What sort of scary sci-fi nonsense is that anyways?

ETA: Nice lookin' pistola, chief. What is it?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 8:45:58 AM   
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Hi all,

Good morning!


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 9:08:56 AM   
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Des-mate? What's that on your hat? It looks like a bird with a melting face / beak. What sort of scary sci-fi nonsense is that anyways?

ETA: Nice lookin' pistola, chief. What is it?


Okay first-up Andre old chap the next turn is in the box, and don't send it strait back as I've got Shupov's WitE, and T's AE turns to do tomorrow.

And now for you questions;

The hat is New Zealand Army regulation field cap, and the bird you're making fun of is our national emblem the Kiwi.

The gun-thingy is a Colt Python made in the good-old USA, which I had out for cleaning and normally don't have beside me.

Also I am wearing some woman's fancy french frilly underwear... Why you ask; well because I find extremely them comfortable.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 12:17:55 PM   
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Good morning, Des, et. al.

Des-I think you'll find that the turn currently in the dropbox is dated 3/9/13. Ten days ago. You should have a more recent turn, no? I understand you guys are on the other side of the international dateline and that we've recently undergone our Daylight Savings Time adjustments here, but isn't 10 days difference a bit much to explain the distance?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 2:01:49 PM   
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Good (coffee) morning. -6F. at this hour. Looking like May for a tee time. Looks and feels like January around here.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 2:22:42 PM   
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Good (coffee) morning. -6F. at this hour. Looking like May for a tee time. Looks and feels like January around here.


May as well be. 6F last night when walking the dog. Scarcely warmer this morning. "Real" winters blow, dude.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 3:13:25 PM   
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Good (coffee) morning. -6F. at this hour. Looking like May for a tee time. Looks and feels like January around here.


May as well be. 6F last night when walking the dog. Scarcely warmer this morning. "Real" winters blow, dude.


With one day to go, spring is looking pretty suckie too.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 3:25:49 PM   
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Good (coffee) morning. -6F. at this hour. Looking like May for a tee time. Looks and feels like January around here.


May as well be. 6F last night when walking the dog. Scarcely warmer this morning. "Real" winters blow, dude.


With one day to go, spring is looking pretty suckie too.


PM your email info man. Burma Road awaits you

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 3:26:50 PM   
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...you would have me at a disadvantage, sir...i'm afraid i would be forced to construct some sort of numchuck contraption from keyboard and mouse or perhaps a beefed up stapler, red in color preferably...en garde!





Sorry mate... but I win; and never bring a red-stapler to a gunfight.





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If I got cross with you, I doubt I could outrun that gun, Des. Haha!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 3:56:35 PM   
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Hey, Yuri: you may want to get your billions out of Cypriot banks now. Tell the other oligarchs.


Poor Cyprus. When the Russians figure out how favorable the exchange rate is now....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 3:58:14 PM   
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...got to work this morning and read this email from my boss...

"I was having a great day today at a bike race and a half mile before the finish another rider crashed right in front of me which caused me to crash. So here I lie in the UC Davis Medical Center and I will be okay but this looks like it will be my home for the next 3 – 5 days.

Here’s a rundown of my injuries: concussion, 2 broken bones in my hand, 4 cracked ribs, broken clavicle and of course road rash. The only real issue now is that I had a slight puncture in my lung and I have a tube between my chest cavity and my lung to evacuate the air until my lung heals.

I will try to check my email when I can but I will be fine. No big deal except for a little pain."

...think i'll stick to golf...



You know what this means. You've got 5 days of goofing off!

P.S. Golf sucks.


Say that in a scottish accent.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 3:59:44 PM   
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...you would have me at a disadvantage, sir...i'm afraid i would be forced to construct some sort of numchuck contraption from keyboard and mouse or perhaps a beefed up stapler, red in color preferably...en garde!





Sorry mate... but I win; and never bring a red-stapler to a gunfight.






Back scratcher?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 4:01:55 PM   
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Oh and a Brit street name tithe.




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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 6:05:03 PM   
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...you would have me at a disadvantage, sir...i'm afraid i would be forced to construct some sort of numchuck contraption from keyboard and mouse or perhaps a beefed up stapler, red in color preferably...en garde!





Sorry mate... but I win; and never bring a red-stapler to a gunfight.





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As such I choose to duel with weapons constructed from items found in our respective workplaces that are constructed in an A-Team style montage build.


...sorry des, doesn't meet the criteria as stated by the challengee...

"As such I choose to duel with weapons constructed from items found in our respective workplaces that are constructed in an A-Team style montage build."

...unless you are building those things in your office!

ps - had to do a double take on your post...could have sworn you had a large gypsy/pirate style ear ring in your left ear!

pps - i think the appropriate line to caption that photo is "Go ahead, punk...make my day!"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 6:05:06 PM   
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Good afternoon - Tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 6:07:51 PM   
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Oh and a Brit street name tithe.





...kinda takes the fun out of creating your own porn star name from the street name you live on combined with your first pet's name...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 6:08:01 PM   
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Back safe and sound early Monday morning with the tournament championship trophy in tow.

Got Alex off to school as he slept all night in the car while I drove all night, then crashed until 1500. Internet was flaky at home all day and evening yesterday and of course I was busy catching up at work all morning. No excuse for my absence from THE THREAD!!!

The kids played their asses off all weekend and Alex had shutouts in both games he played! I couldn't be more proud!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 6:10:29 PM   
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Back safe and sound early Monday morning with the tournament championship trophy in tow.

Got Alex off to school as he slept all night in the car while I drove all night, then crashed until 1500. Internet was flaky at home all day and evening yesterday and of course I was busy catching up at work all morning. No excuse for my absence from THE THREAD!!!

The kids played their asses off all weekend and Alex had shutouts in both games he played! I couldn't be more proud!


...awesome! congrats...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 6:14:18 PM   
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Most of you lot are old enough farts to enjoy Rush. They are coming to Raleigh to play on Friday, May 3rd. I'm taking Alex to see them. Anyone else up for joining? Could it be a Rush Thread Summit?


...towel off, eh? i'll drive over in my red barchetta!!!


You mean like our Red Barchetta?







hey, mike...not a red barchetta, but will do in a pinch?






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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 6:15:26 PM   
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That will git 'er done, KEM!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 6:32:38 PM   
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Back safe and sound early Monday morning with the tournament championship trophy in tow.

Got Alex off to school as he slept all night in the car while I drove all night, then crashed until 1500. Internet was flaky at home all day and evening yesterday and of course I was busy catching up at work all morning. No excuse for my absence from THE THREAD!!!

The kids played their asses off all weekend and Alex had shutouts in both games he played! I couldn't be more proud!


Good to hear!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 6:33:17 PM   
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Oh and a Brit street name tithe.





...kinda takes the fun out of creating your own porn star name from the street name you live on combined with your first pet's name...


Good thing I never ran into a Furry Sluthole Lane

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 7:29:15 PM   
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Good thing I never ran into a Furry Sluthole Lane


That's on the road to Twatt, no?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 7:32:31 PM   
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No excuse for my absence from THE THREAD!!!


Darn tootin'!

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The kids played their asses off all weekend and Alex had shutouts in both games he played! I couldn't be more proud!


That's great news and I'm sure he'll have some awesome memories of his state championship. Maybe (?) someone else will notice his excellent play? Perhaps a college in the upper midwest that excels in hockey (i.e., NOT UND)?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 7:32:58 PM   
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Aww, heck...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/19/2013 7:33:11 PM   
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