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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2012 11:01:35 PM   
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I'll go for a Skyfall, weekend and INP tithe! Take that!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2012 11:08:41 PM   
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So I understand that you'll be going to see a movie soon.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2012 11:21:09 PM   
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Tithe from Miami Beach


Much like at "gentlemen's clubs" the rule is look but dont touch.

Touching is occasionally allowed!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 12:04:49 AM   
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Yes. A friend of mine had a story like that. It ends with him finding that his wallet was gone when he walked out of establishment.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 1:11:03 AM   
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I thought you were talking about the ladies on the beach...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 1:21:34 AM   
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I thought you were talking about the ladies on the beach...


That's "no touch" for different reasons...at least in Miami.....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 1:23:08 AM   
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Hostess going Galt!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 1:27:05 AM   
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Great. Now what will we eat when the zombie apocalypse comes.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 1:28:54 AM   
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Zombies!

Why has no one ever tried eating back?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 1:32:34 AM   
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They probably taste like soggy spam.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 1:35:01 AM   
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btw:





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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 2:00:29 AM   
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Well, thats how you know its fiction.

But why is Woody Harrelson beating a zombie with a banjo?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 2:04:49 AM   
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Well, thats how you know its fiction.

But why is Woody Harrelson beating a zombie with a banjo?

You haven't seen Zombieland, yet?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 2:20:44 AM   
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Nope.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 3:15:18 AM   
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Here you go Torsten.

http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 3:15:41 AM   
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Mission for you for this weekend:

Rent Zombieland Blue-Ray!

I can recommend it fully!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 3:21:41 AM   
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No Blu-ray, no TV.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 3:35:17 AM   
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No Blu-ray, no TV.

So buy a tray of beer, rent the dvd and visit your neighbour "Today is DVD-night. I brought some beer!"



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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 3:38:32 AM   
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How German.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 3:39:50 AM   
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Who buys 'trays' of beer? Is this some weird German measurement?

Well, Comrade Red Mouse, if you have no DVD player and no TV, why aren't you in the theatres seeing Skyfall? I recommend it-a good Bond flick.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 4:13:18 AM   
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Who buys 'trays' of beer? Is this some weird German measurement?

Well, Comrade Red Mouse, if you have no DVD player and no TV, why aren't you in the theatres seeing Skyfall? I recommend it-a good Bond flick.


I'll wait for the DVD.

Didnt think the last one was very good, so....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 4:25:01 AM   
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I didnt know Terminus had a cat.



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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 4:57:53 AM   
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Who buys 'trays' of beer? Is this some weird German measurement?


Sure it is. It essentially means: "as much beer as you can carry"
You muht also know them as "bottle crate", you insolent bavarian-not-respecting american!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 6:42:46 AM   
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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."

The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

"OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and
that I am a much better human being than you.

If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah."



Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped:

"They won't let me in without an effin' tie!"





Good one! OK if I use it?


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 7:58:14 AM   
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I didnt know Terminus had a cat.




Our family cats always loved playing with the tree and the discarded wrappings... we did have the tree come crashing down once when the no-longer-kitten climbed it.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 9:47:47 AM   
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Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 12:33:29 PM   
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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."

The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

"OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and
that I am a much better human being than you.

If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah."



Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped:

"They won't let me in without an effin' tie!"





Good one! OK if I use it?


Ok.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 1:03:14 PM   
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Good morning, a much better day today than yesterday.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 1:05:50 PM   
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Morning, but not a good one. Awake in the middle of the night and in pain. Hoping the killers kick in quick.


Whats wrong?


Coronary heart disease, thanks for asking.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/17/2012 2:29:57 PM   
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Morning, but not a good one. Awake in the middle of the night and in pain. Hoping the killers kick in quick.


Whats wrong?


Coronary heart disease, thanks for asking.


Controlled by meds, fodder?

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