From: Apex, NC, USA
S'up THREAD dudes? Just got back from a glorious 10 days in Arizona. Lovely, lovely, lovely. I even got a (requisite Minnesotan) sunburn / tan to show for it.
Wrong part of the country, dude. All they do in AZ, these days, is play golf and water the cacti.
You are missing out on the HogWild BBQ Championship and Festival, right here in Bee-You-Tee-Ful, Mobile, Alabama (at the Greater Gulf State Fairgrounds).
Yes .. YOU .. can utterly trash your New Year's resolutions to get healthy and have some wicked, fatty, pork BBQ;
Yes .. YOU .. can ignore your SO and have some chicken, with some crispy chicken skin still on it;
Yes .. YOU .. can ignore your SO and have some pork ribs, the kind that's barbied sweet and slow, and still has some fat on it;
Yes .. YOU .. can have a slo-smoked BostonBack, and the commies in MA won't have a clue (as if they ever did);
Yes .. YOU .. can eat like a human being, and screw the PC Nazis (well, forget the screw part; they usually smell too bad).
C'mon down South. I find that the deep South don't advertise, 'cause it don't want more outsiders. Suits me. But it plays really cool. Love it here, and it's simply jasmine; and magnolias, spanish moss, azaelias, palm trees, camelias, shrimp, red snapper, pecans, cotton, BBQ, and the loveliest young ladies you will ever want to see.
Gotta couple decent golf courses on the Trent Jones Golf Trail, too.
John, now I'm hungry!
"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett
"They need more rum punch" - Me
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