From: Citrus Heights, CA
The good men of the Forums have characters so unimpeachable that it has been weeks - weeks, I say! - since we last had even a whiff of conduct so unseemly as to need referral to the majestic court of the kangarooos. That makes the present violations all the more egregious and nefarious, requiring vigiilant policing while at the same time casting a pall upon the good names of those who frequent these halls.
Gentlemen, I need do nothing more than refer you to GreyJoy's Avatar. His irresponsible, provocative, and outrageous conduct in this regard constitutes a Class A Felony and an appalling breech of manly (in a winsome kind of way) decorum. For this, no punishment other than outright banishment and a courtesy case of Nair can be justified.
As for John Dillworth, an Accessory After the Fact who encouraged the misguided and youthful cherub, he shall henceforth use for a tenth month period Wallpaper featuring either Phyllis Diller or an American Secretary of State au natural.
At a time convenient to the forum, I shall amend this report and the findings contained therein to make the record more complete.
John Dillworth's punishment might come under the Cruel and Unusual clause of the Constitution.
As for GreyJoy, subjecting US to cruel and unusal punishment nullifies such protections. Might I suggest replacement of his toilet paper roll with one that has been saturated with pepper spray.